Joe Penna
208,249 followers
Is this kind of editing a new trend?
Could it please… not be? twitter.com/Coach_365/stat…
hey siri tweet out
are vampires technically hemophiliacs
question mark send
I consider myself an easy-going, non-confrontational guy…
—but the only restaurant from which I’m banned is Birds on Franklin.
Long story. twitter.com/ChaseMit/statu…
So excited to read @johngreen’s newest book.
John, by the shape of it, where in the process do you think you signed this one?
What’s your favorite movie?
And if it’s not The Shawshank Redemption… you’re wrong.
Do I have anyone out there who codes on a mac, who knows a little Bash and/or JavaScript?
But… I need it.
What else can I do?
So, I was holding my credit card… about to put it in…
Then I remembered a TikTok about how you can ask for the pharmacist to NOT run a medicine through insurance.
To look up coupons in their system instead.
The new price?
Not only is there a $180 reduction in this bill — but even with my “good insurance“, I’ve been overpaying
every👏single👏time👏
for 3 years
Health insurance in the United States is an absolute mess.
Recently switched health insurance.
Been taking the same medicine for years.
Came to pick up my 3-month supply:
$195.
SHOOK.
Used to be a $20 co-pay.
Not Black Mirror at all!
…but the chip’s full self driving capabilities will be available by J̶u̶l̶y̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶2̶ ̶J̶a̶n̶u̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶3̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2025 twitter.com/business/statu…
Whenever you see hashtags like #RepresentationMatters trending…
Whenever you see news of fictional characters getting their race changed in movies and TV…
Think of this video.
She’s saying, “That’s me, mommy! I grew up!”
I knew I was in good hands when the pilot of #StationEleven had us remembering Andrew Wyeth as my favorite Paganini caprice started playing.
All the awards to @Station11onmax, please.
(cc @patrickerville)
“Hey Siri, remind me to text my boss tomorrow at—”
Then you realize you haven’t thought about the whole command
…and if you don’t keep talking, she’ll be confused about your request
Your brain:
"What?! Some random Chinese company bought musical.ly — one of the fastest-rising apps ever — and is gonna RENAME IT??
Everyone's gonna have to RE-DOWNLOAD IT?!
THAT WILL NEVER WORK!!
Besides... #TikTok is such a dumb name. It's missing letters!"
Good night to everyone out there... but especially to everyone named Alan.
Alans deserve the best of nights tonight.
No real reason.
When you watch 4K video, you're looking at 200 million pixels every second.
Well... 199,065,600... but close enough.
Do I know anyone who knows anyone at Instagram?
Someone hacked my sister’s account. Some of her stories are videos she can’t get back.
She hasn’t been able to get a hold of anyone, so she’s resorting to negotiating with the hackers…
(cc @InstagramComms)
I’ll go ahead and keep my comments about 2022 to myself.
Happy new year, everyone! twitter.com/MysteryGuitarM…
If it does, then you might have a emotional bias against that person.
If it doesn’t, then give yourself permission to be angry at that stupid email.
If you have an emotional reaction to a text message/DM/email you receive…
Imagine someone else sent it.
Re-read in the voice of your best friend, your mom, your significant other.
Does that change your reaction?
Wait… I’m just learning that some people dream in black and white?! What??
All I want for Christmas is TO NOT PUT AWAY THE DISHES WITH A TEA TOWEL!
The dishwasher has a dryer! Why is everything still wet?!
I happened to have met @JonPaula at this job… and it was real weird.
The amount of time I spent scrolling through footage of politicians, looking for the worst still frame of them mid-speech… twitter.com/JonPaula/statu…
I want to ONLY be gifted NFTs for Christmas.
That way, it’ll force me to take the time to find out what the heck NFTs are…
“Kinda sick of the selection on my Discman. Good thing this is a CD-RW. I’m gonna Kazaa some new ones after my mom’s off the phone.”
Good luck with that one, Gen Z.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, I’m now way too interested in this podcast by @gavinpurcell.
Have listened to @feliciaday and @johnaugust (and @gregorybrothers, of course) twitter.com/gavinpurcell/s…
I think this is my favorite set of images from the shoot (starring @theofficialmads)
So sad to hear that Martha has passed away.
She was one of the brightest producers I've had the pleasure of working with. twitter.com/BryanFuller/st…
“I should look into that.”
=
Although researching it would be a beneficial endeavor, I’m never gonna look into it.
“That sounds interesting, but I don’t really have the time to look into that.”
=
I’m about to spend hours completely wasting my time with the intricacies of it.
Com apenas dois longas, @MysteryGuitarM já estabeleceu traços autorais fortes e se consolidou como um cineasta cujos próximos trabalhos eu certamente esperarei com ansiedade.
Passageiro Acidental (Stowaway) está disponível na @NetflixBrasil.
Retweeted by Joe Penna Today, I learned that this is one of the options of the ••• menu on @Spotify:
Thank you @steveyedlin for sharing this petition: chng.it/ch5PNH8n
Mads Mikkelsen is the kid who doesn’t study for the test, but gets an A+ anyway 👏every👏timetwitter.com/belovedlecter/…oV
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