I consider myself an easy-going, non-confrontational guy…
—but the only restaurant from which I’m banned is Birds on Franklin.
Long story. twitter.com/ChaseMit/statu…
But… I need it.
What else can I do?
So, I was holding my credit card… about to put it in…
Then I remembered a TikTok about how you can ask for the pharmacist to NOT run a medicine through insurance.
To look up coupons in their system instead.
The new price?
Not only is there a $180 reduction in this bill — but even with my “good insurance“, I’ve been overpaying
every👏single👏time👏
for 3 years
Health insurance in the United States is an absolute mess.
Not Black Mirror at all!
…but the chip’s full self driving capabilities will be available by J̶u̶l̶y̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶2̶ ̶J̶a̶n̶u̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶3̶ ̶2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2025 twitter.com/business/statu…
Whenever you see hashtags like #RepresentationMatters trending…
Whenever you see news of fictional characters getting their race changed in movies and TV…
Think of this video.
She’s saying, “That’s me, mommy! I grew up!”
I knew I was in good hands when the pilot of #StationEleven had us remembering Andrew Wyeth as my favorite Paganini caprice started playing.
All the awards to @Station11onmax, please.
(cc @patrickerville)
“Hey Siri, remind me to text my boss tomorrow at—”
Then you realize you haven’t thought about the whole command
…and if you don’t keep talking, she’ll be confused about your request
Your brain:
"What?! Some random Chinese company bought musical.ly — one of the fastest-rising apps ever — and is gonna RENAME IT??
Everyone's gonna have to RE-DOWNLOAD IT?!
THAT WILL NEVER WORK!!
Besides... #TikTok is such a dumb name. It's missing letters!"
Do I know anyone who knows anyone at Instagram?
Someone hacked my sister’s account. Some of her stories are videos she can’t get back.
She hasn’t been able to get a hold of anyone, so she’s resorting to negotiating with the hackers…
(cc @InstagramComms)
If you have an emotional reaction to a text message/DM/email you receive…
Imagine someone else sent it.
Re-read in the voice of your best friend, your mom, your significant other.
Does that change your reaction?
I happened to have met @JonPaula at this job… and it was real weird.
The amount of time I spent scrolling through footage of politicians, looking for the worst still frame of them mid-speech… twitter.com/JonPaula/statu…
“Kinda sick of the selection on my Discman. Good thing this is a CD-RW. I’m gonna Kazaa some new ones after my mom’s off the phone.”
Good luck with that one, Gen Z.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I should look into that.”
=
Although researching it would be a beneficial endeavor, I’m never gonna look into it.
“That sounds interesting, but I don’t really have the time to look into that.”
=
I’m about to spend hours completely wasting my time with the intricacies of it.
Com apenas dois longas, @MysteryGuitarM já estabeleceu traços autorais fortes e se consolidou como um cineasta cujos próximos trabalhos eu certamente esperarei com ansiedade.
Passageiro Acidental (Stowaway) está disponível na @NetflixBrasil.