Mrs Stephen Fry

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I really want my first novel to be a bestseller. Which genre should I write it in? #WritingCommunity
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Take a moment to appreciate the little things in life - a beautiful sunset, a newborn baby’s smile, a drop of dew on a blade of grass… NOT NOW! YOU’RE WAY TOO BUSY!!!!
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Before you can truly love someone else, first you need to love yourself. Then wash your hands.
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. God doesn’t pay fuel bills.
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If God gives you lemons, he’s got too many lemons
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Sing like no one’s listening Dance like no one’s watching Rub up against the bus stop like no one’s going to call the police
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Believe in yourself! Even if no one who knows you does.
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Think BIG!!! Unless you have body image issues
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If you want the unsafe ones, get a copy of our new book - The Grandma Sutra! x twitter.com/kevmcnaughton/…
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Great showreel from a very talented guy - take a look… twitter.com/MarkBowsherFil…
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Bin Day at the Kama Sutra publishers
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“That’s it!” said Piglet. “I’m leaving Twitter now Elon Musk has bought it!” “So what will you do?” asked Pooh. “I don’t know,” shrugged Piglet. “I guess I’ll just have to tell Christopher Robin he looks like a girl to his face…”
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Just finished writing my first children’s book, Noah No One and the Night of the Weredrobe (basically, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets Stranger Things meets the IKEA catalogue!) This is the first page, if you’re interested…
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What would be you and your partner’s best/worst surname combinations? twitter.com/PaulRigbywrite…
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Just watching the coverage of World Disability Snooker day on BBC - a real eye-opener. If you want to find out more, follow and tweet these guys… twitter.com/WDBSofficial/s…
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Whatever you think of Catholicism or religion in general, I think he’s a good man.
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I’ve never been remotely religious and I fully understand the many serious issues people have with the Catholic Church but a few years ago I was fortunate to have an audience with the Pope (not as funny as Billy Connolly) and this moment from today’s Easter mass sums him up…
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This Easter, do what Jesus would do - see a prostitute and fake your own death. #HappyEaster
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You say that, dear, but I still had to pay for our Valentine’s dinner… twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
Chapter 1 “That’s a nasty scar you’ve got there!” Harry smiled and said nothing. He’d been collecting his pension at the same counter in the same post office every fortnight for the past eight and a half years and every single time, Mrs Wainsprite had said the exact same thing.
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Wordle - Form of daily torture. A cross between scrabble and waterboarding.
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Safe word - A specific word agreed between a couple to be used only when they’re really desperate to leave a friend’s dinner party.
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Teabagging - An act between consenting adults in which one makes a nice cup of tea for the other.
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Foot fetish - An uncontrollable desire to return to the imperial measurement system.
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“How many times do I have to tell you? I’m NOT the Easter Bunny!” .
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“Tigger has come a very long way to live with us here in the 100 Acre Wood and it’s important we treat him fairly,” said Christopher Robin. “So we’re sending him to Rwanda.” .
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What a coincidence, dears! I’m currently working on How To Murder Your Husband… twitter.com/WaterstonesGat…
“Just sit here and don’t move,” whispered Pooh to Piglet. “They’ll forget about the fines eventually.” .
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10 Things I Learned From Being a Primary Teacher 1. Wind is the teacher’s enemy. After a windy playtime, children are virtually unteachable.
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Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. For tax reasons. .
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When you say YOU’VE wasted cleaning pillows . . . twitter.com/stephenfry/sta…
With Covid levels up again, this song seems more relevant than ever, dears! x twitter.com/BridgetandJoan…
I can’t believe you tweeted this photo, @stephenfry - what happens in Weston Super Mare stays in Weston Super Mare! .
“If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?” asked Piglet. Pooh thought very hard, then said, “I can’t think of anywhere better than being right here with my very best friend in the whole wide world! How about you?” “Vegas,” said Piglet.
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“Mr Putin’s sent us a lovely picnic basket!” said Christopher Robin. “Who’s feeling hungry..?” .
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When you watch the Oscars to escape from all the violence.
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I was going to abstain in this regard, but this one is too good not to share. twitter.com/Pooh_2022/stat…
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