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James May

Bicycle bells: they're OK at a distance, as an early warning, but should be combined with a 'thank you' as you pass. At closer range, 'excuse me' works quite well. Also, the two levers on the handlebars can help you slow down. #BikeTips
I’ve just had Robinson’s Lemon Barley Water for the first time in at least 40 years. Absolutely ace.
I can confirm from local experience that this works.…
Wings done. The left apple has run a bit, but I’m calling it ‘patina’.
My next ‘tribute’ aeroplane will salute supermarket and other shop staff (in these extraordinary times).
I hope you all stay well during my month. #MonthOfMay
The Coronaglider is finished. Special ‘extraordinary times’ markings, including a small round of applause for the NHS.
Thank God. I’ve been desperate to know what the virus is wearing this year.
Hey man, that’s like... two coats of dope. Far out. #MarcBolanMadeGliders
Covering began last night but was curtailed by a robust Bordeaux.
Fuselage is almost ready for covering.
I've come to hate the face on Henry the Hoover, and the way it follows you around like a friendless emoji. Anyone else, or do I need to get out more?
Just as well lockdown’s been extended.
I did a bit more.
The only issue with this Invader kit is that the laser-cut 1/8 x 1/8 rib slots are more like 1/8 x 5/32, leaving this consistent gap. A strip of 1/8 x 1/32 is needed to fill. #BeatThatForBankHolidayBoring
The £1 was in the old money.
I found £1.72 while doing the hoovering. #GreatBritishBankHoliday
Hooray! Bank holiday! Oh.
Captain Slow my arse.
I’ve done a bit.
In these extraordinary times etc, it’s nice to know this is there for me. Should I?
Funny to think that we might not have the Easter holiday if some Roman bloke hadn’t washed his hands. #NowWashYourHands
Here is that ‘me too’ bird. What is it?
I hate pub quizzes. They made me do this.
Dos anyon know how to rmov mltd chs and pickl from a laptop kyboard?
Washing up by hand gives you something to do and has the added benefit of cleaning your hands very thoroughly.
Twitchers: what model of bird goes ‘Me too! Me too!’ very anxiously, like a child worried about not being picked for football? I would have recorded it but it buggered off and now engaged tone bird is back.
I have to say, this is much better than my original video.…
Not important news, granted, but it helped encourage domestic distancing.…
I mean too late to go back and finish it, as people had commented already. I might give up for today.
Sorry, the cat jumped on the keyboard. Too late.
I support the rules in place andnm
Apologies for the bad impression. Cycled past at the end of my daily ride. Pub was getting rid of last beer through a hatch, stopped for a quick one, kept social distance from all involved. Pub is not open inside and everyone is actually well apart.…
Should we do #clapforourcarers every evening? Not only is it quite moving, but banging the crap out of a saucepan with a wooden spoon has excellent stress-relieving properties that can help prevent isolating couples from killing each other. @NHSuk
I’ve just made a red lentil dhal, and, for once, it’s actually pretty good. #TheInCrowd
I admit I’m finding this ‘social distancing’ hard. But the NHS is approaching its finest hour, and we also serve. If we follow the simple rules, we’re helping doctors and nurses. Why would we not want to do that? @NHSuk
Did Robert Geldof just say something rude on the radio?
I know everyone is concerned about bog-roll shortages, but please don't worry. I have a new book coming out soon.
Pan-fried pork with onion in a pulse and tomato reduction.…
In a psychological experiment worthy of a totalitarian regime, a youth is allowed to drive my car. Sick.* *In the pre-genZ sense.…
Turns out we’re starting with lasagne. Any top tips?
Bit alarmed at the results of the carbonara survey. I thought adding cream was a 1980s aberration. TBC.
Debate raging in TV production. When making ‘proper’ penne carbonara:
Thanks for all the kind birthday wishes. Just to confirm: I have, as usual, sodded right off.
Apologies to anyone who couldn't download the "James May Sumimasen"/"Bim, Guess What?" audio for their phones- ran out of free downloads. Fixed now! Enjoy! #Sumimasen @MrJamesMay…… #OurManInJapan @PrimeVideo @primevideouk #Amazon
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Handy ‘Bim’ text alert tone. Free.…
11 days into my wet January. Almost half way! Now going on holiday, which makes it much easier. #BeStrong
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