Michael McKean

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“Number 26 is just number 25 with two fingers in Scott Adams’ father’s ass.”—Dilbert Sutra
I think he’s telling us that every man he meets wants to hit him. twitter.com/lolgop/status/…
Coldest political move since Jed Clampett publicly denounced Ms Hathaways political aspirations. twitter.com/reedreports/st…
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Don't you want this FABULOUS roadrunner t-shirt? All you need to do is support us here at @KUNMnews and KUNM public radio in Albuquerque! kunm.org/fall-2022-than…
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We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman!
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After a life-changing epiphany, Rudolph Giuliani has announced his intention to resent himself.
It’s our @BobBalaban’s birthday, too! Cake!
@mikepompeo SPOILER ALERT: Mike Pompeo negotiated the US departure deal WITH the Taliban. Yup, he did that.
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The New York Times, in its endorsement of Danny Goldman this weekend, somehow neglected to mention that he's a family friend of the Sulzbergers. /1
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Ah! BCE means “Before Christian Era”. Thought it was a reference to Kari Lake at CPAC.
A very Happy and Healthy 87th Birthday to the multi-talented… #JimDale Star of 11 #CarryOn films The voice of the #HarryPotter books in the USA 🇺🇸 A Star of the West End & Broadway Pop star! Songwriter! Director! What a talentw4
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NINE. 9. nine. So many whales saying it once doesn’t seem like enough! Breaching whales and whales swimming in tandem and whales interacting with dolphins. All of this with sights of NYC & the harbor in the background. Amazing day to say the least.
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No! Our favorite W Hollywood joint. twitter.com/alisonmartino/…
Is someone monitoring Kash’s meds? twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
A man was assaulted with a rectangular electric guitar in a nightclub brawl last night. The perpetrator was charged with battery and grievous bodiddly harm.
55th anniversary of me getting in line to see Bonnie and Clyde. twitter.com/DrPopCultureBG…
The only Egyptian one I’ve seen just listed in the seven plagues and “CAT FOOD”. twitter.com/papaxan1971/st…
R.I.P. Jean-Jacques Sempé, the great French cartoonist and a hero of mine. His work features such an incredible mix of extraordinary detail and disarming simplicity.
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Love Scott & Borgman’s visual representation of eau de gym-bag.
If Nelly and the professor liked it, it's awesome. twitter.com/KrampixMcGee/s…
Just to be clear: it isn't my birthday. It IS David St. Hubbins' birthday. I don't remember when, but I gave him my father's birthday, probably so Jeanine could do David's chart.
NxNW, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, Psycho. All for different reasons. twitter.com/ClassicMovieHu…
Ignore all the noise of this hellsite and blast this glorious symphony into your head!
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Meet Carmen Amaya, 1944, often called the greatest flamenco dancer to have ever lived. 💃 �Am
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We trust our @michaelianblack is having a heck of a birthday, pardon my French.
Still controversial.
Wow. You think you know a person.
if you're killed after posting threats on Truth Social you should get to be buried on a Trump golf course
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Just finished @SalmanRushdie’s masterpiece Midnight’s Children on @audible_com. The narration by Lyndham Gregory is so good, vivid, hilarious, moving. I am in awe of the whole enterprise.
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