My mom found these photos. I’m glad she did. Other then the fedora. Who tf let me wear a fedora. I chose my fate the very sec. FEDORaaaaa the explora
Happy birthday @EmilyOsment
I guess I should get to my uhh flight
My girl pissed me off. So I went and bought all the hair, skin, face masks an beauty shit she has been wanting and I’m gunna use it all in front of her. she not even getting a drop. And then I’m gunna tell her how AMAZING IT IS AND HOW GOOD I LOOK.
I might die tonight. Worth it.
If I’ve ever blocked you, it’s not because I’m being reactive or childish. you didn’t “WIN” anything. It means that I woke up one day and realized that u have such a negative impact on my life that I do not care to see what u are doing NOR do you deserve to see what I am doing.
SEND HELP- thought my girl was delicate like a flower, or angel, like a princess...
until she plucked my eyebrows...that bitch is brutal as fuck. Called me a pussy 3 times an told me to stop bitchin and grow some actual balls. I’m scared. When police get here
IM UNDER THE SINK.
If nobody told you today
you are beautiful
you are perfect
you are loved
you are smart
you are fun
you are rich
you are amazing
you are needed
you are a blessing
you are sexy
you are royal
you are 1 in a billion
You keep being you because nobody else could and nobody else can
Relationships are dope. but have u tried the dollar menu
The world loves you. The earth needs you. You are loved. You are never alone. We are all children of god and deserve great things. Unless you a piece a shit. Then you deserve like...okay stuf
new screensaver 2 who dis?
new screensaver who dis?
I just can’t believe this... 😍S
Happy New Years babymommas and Baby soon to be mommas and mommas who don’t need baby’s to be mommas
I don’t have any good tweets right now so I’ll copy my dads text he sent me
Me: Dad I love you
Dad: who is this?
Me: it’s Mitchel... your son
Dad: fuck off pussy
“Naughty or nice” should be “bad or nice
Because naughty sounds niiiiice
an I definitely been niiiiice
if your car has more wheels than 4 you should be driving slower than everybody else. And if your car has 18 of those motherfuckers you should most fucking certainly not be driving 80 mph 1 foot from my bumper. If you have experienced this you’re not wrong that driver is and idiot
You are not a yellow starburst
You are a pink starburst... and he’s a fuckin broke, no goal, cheatin, waste of ur time candy corn. There’s AMAZING people out there. specifically an amazing person who’s been waiting along time for you to walk in that room. Flourish baby..Flowerish
It’s unbelievable people waste their time online saying the most terrible things to others. not one person in the entire world needs that negativity in life right now. we are ALL going through a lot. love and support would be really appreciated. or just don’t say anything at all
I lost a bestfriend last week and today is the day. I love u and I’ll miss u 4ever bro. I know you are shining up there.
- I will prevail through the hardest things I have to face in life
No Hell NO I am so done with these-
🖤, “I want to die”, “life sucks”,
bullshit. 2018 is all about positivity. Done with all this sad sappy dumb shit. Fuck off my timeline you fucking negative fuck. this shit ends today. REAL LIFE is happening, it’s not about likes ON TWITTER
S/o to all the woman who are standing up right now and speaking the truth on these disgusting men. You are all super hero’s out here serving justice every day. U are all saving lives from what could have happened in the future to young women by speaking up and making things right
me: i fw ur vision
Just fixed my relationship in 2 min by telling her she’s right about everything. SHES. ALWAYS. RIGHT. A healthy relationship is bottling everything up until you fucking explode!! Haha yay!
W man I had the MOTHA fuckin jerky twitter.com/dukeofearles/s…
done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me.
Get you a man who buys u a massage membership. Cause u know what’s better then fuckin flowers? A 90 min hot stone massage every month duh 🙄
Every time I say “Thank You” to someone for holding the door, and they don’t say anything back. Just know I ment “Fuck You”....but like thx
it’s not that I don’t care, I just don’t care about.... meaningless. irrelevant waste of my time shit. say something important NOODLEHEAD
Here’s some sound advice, try and date ONE person at a time. That would be cool. and also make you not look like such a piece of shit.
Find sum cheeks tonight. Respect those cheeks. Honor thy cheeks. Savor those cheeks. shoot, let those cheeks clap! but only on cheeks terms.
Don’t ever disrespect a woman. You treat women right. You better be polite. Unless she’s an ungrateful thot. Then you respectfully decline
fuckin Diamond plaid, double collar, pants like wtf lookin motherfucka and the shoes? What in the actual fuck. Why they do me so dirty 😂🤦♂ko
listen to her, focus on her, don’t be a fucking idiot.
I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart. I’d like to take this chance and apologize. To absolutely nobody!
I do wtf I want!!!!
oliver < all of her
“damn bro she won’t text me back”
Well fuck boy...
are you there for her?
did you listen to her?
OR did u go out with ur boys?
Don’t get caught up in the same shit everybody els be doin. make your own lane, and then drive throu that bitch at whatever tf speed u want
Sry about last night. I was drunk. but not on our alcohol. on your bullshit.
I’m the man who had the cheese
My girl is so fine! but gawDAMN she can be a cold b. but thass my cold b. so you say one thing bad I’ll staple your lips to your ass cheeks.
Trick or cheeks baby😈5
idgaf you better cherish your woman
my lil chicken nugget
Yes I delete shit. Yes I block people. Fuck with me and get buried. But I am a lover at heart so try an be sweet. Or I’ll end you. ♥️
Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby
you can't say I miss them when you have their #... if you miss them hit them up. That's right bitch you don't. So take yo lie ass elsewher..