Steve Marmel

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Presidents: 1. Can declassify documents, but there is a process for doing so that involves drafting an executive order explaining the reason 2. CANNOT declassify nuclear secrets or lists of U.S. spies 3. CANNOT take top secret documents with them after leaving the White House
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Somebody didn’t get their shipment today. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
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Psst. Follow me @Marmel. I’m not selling anything but I do amplify funny. :)
I’m gonna say this is Tulsi Gabbard.…
Imma tell my grandkids this was Kimberly Guilfoyle
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What’s he storing in his cheeks for winter? Trump’s nuts?
And what if she was? You still have a bum electric grid, low test scores, and insane gun violence in your state. She and her dick would be an improvement.…
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I don’t care. Ignore the polls. Run up the score. It helps if it is close. It humiliates If it does not. Destroy them.…
A groomer jury Alabama ruled a Democratic PAC defamed groomer Roy Moore by telling the truth about his well documented groomer hobby. Then they awarded Moore $8.2M Note to self: never do business with, or travel to, Alabama
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The media needs to start shining a light on this Dead Zone candidate.…
Somebody didn’t get their shipment today. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
Kevin Sorbo wouldn’t know a joke if he stared at it in a mirror.…
People nobody wants to ever hear from ever again: Tulsi Gabbard Andrew Yang Chuck Todd Elon Musk
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Is this Dekko from Zot! ?
Look at all that promise wasted.…
@GregAbbott_TX @TexasFLCA It must be really nice to be able to get married and love who you love publicly without your governor and state leadership trying to invalidate your marriage or relationship 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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oh good, walking snakes, that’s what 2022 has been missing
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I don’t know who the main villain is in Captain America IV but they have clearly found its Otis.…
UPDATE! #Irvine Police negotiated with Homeland Security to pick Gene up at a cafe in Mexico, and drive him to the border, where 3 Irvine Detectives will help process him and drive him home to Irvine. 🎉…x
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Waylon Flowers could not be reached for comment.…
Poor guy. ⛈ 💔V
Jim Acosta on Andrew Yang's Forward Party: "You're a 'fill in the blank' party. In the real world you have to take a position on something." 🔥🔥🔥 I need a cigarette now and I don't even smoke. Marry @Acostasta.
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In that RomCom, this part would be called the “Meet-Puke.”…
Smile Lindsey! You’re on KKKandid Kamera!…
Special prize today to @Delta for letting me and my husband into their lounge because we have a specific credit card and informing us our 4yo would have to pay a fee or wait outside bc she "not a cardholder" Good job Delta, you really thought that through
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Sit with an indicted seditionist Nazi, Abbott has time for that. But ask him to sit with a Uvalde parent, well there’s only so many hours in a day.…
Texas Governor Greg Abbott is trying to hide this photo he took with the Proud Boys leader who just got indicted for Seditious Conspiracy against the United States… Let’s make sure he can’t keep it hidden.
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Andrew Yang is an anti-Democratic troublemaker and @Acosta is holding his feet to the fire for his tweets letting Trump off the hook.
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men tend to earn more because they choose high paying jobs like CEO and doctor. women tend to earn less than men because they choose lower paying jobs like female CEO and female doctor.…
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My usual “if ya like this, feel free to ‘follow.’” I’ll still make fun of these clowns either way. :)
Same people trying to tell you how Trump absolutely didn't encourage his supporters to carry out violence against government agencies on January 6th... ... literally posting Trump's words RIGHT NOW exhorting his supporters to engage in violence against government agencies.
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Hypothetically? No. Also, he’s not president, is he? Non-hypothetically here’s the law:……
Three-toes McGoo ticks off the important women-folk things: Laundry. Air conditioning. Refrigerators. You know “things women rely on.” As she stands in front of a “we can do it” poster. You embarrass yourself Georgia.…
“I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable.” - Trump describing his sons’ prowess with computers without being able to remember his name.…
“The FBI isn’t saying what kinds of weapons or what they found at Trump’s estate. Obviously, if there were any important documents, they’ve been studying them in Moscow for a while,” Popov continued. “What’s the point of searching?” To try the putin puppet for treason, obviously…
Happy 87th birthday, Social Security from #HealthCareAwarenessMonth ▪️A bedrock. ▪️A pillar. ▪️Our EARNED benefits. WATCH these 25 members of Congress (PLUS 100s more) - who are FIGHTING for Social Security every day!
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87 years ago, the Social Security Act was signed into law, ensuring that if you’ve worked hard your whole life, you can retire with some dignity and peace of mind. It’s time to renew that promise, give our seniors a raise, and protect these benefits for future generations.
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First you set the fire. Then you offer to help put the fire out.…
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Trump: “The dog ate the classified documents.” FBI: “sir, you don’t have a dog.” Lindsey Graham enters, mouth full papers: “Muh?”
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Maybe we should start calling these Bunkers. Similar career paths.…
Black & brown people march the streets unarmed, peaceful, holding signs calling for equality & get gassed, peppered with rubber bullets, beat, thrown, pushed, arrested. White MAGAs stand in front of FBI building armed, make threats, shout conspiracy theories & go home unscathed.
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A thousand times this. The show was pitch perfect. Worth a 30 year wait. Sorry “death” wasn’t a pale white 80s goth queen but it’s not 1980. Gaiman made the characters true and widened the world to respect the now. If that bothers you, don’t watch #Sandman. You don’t deserve it.…
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