14 years of the untitled album!!
I demand royalties on this emoji. 🤨U
Oddly enough I have a condition called FROZEN Shoulder, and this is the other toy in the room.
[extreme beach boys voice] Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Ramen
Friday morning at the orthopedic surgeon’s office. Apparently I get the toy room. Please send me your favorite tweets.
Not to be ominous. I’ve had 9/10 shoulder pain and limited range of motion for a few months. Now that I’m home from tour I’m getting it sorted. Four doctors, four x-rays, and an MRI so far. I’m sure it’ll be fine. Just finding out what it is.
Good looking out, Xavier.
! Known this dude 20+ years now. We've been through it all and back again. Honored to be your friend, bandmate, and masseuse.
Pretty chill to not charge me for a service that was never provided. Plumber: I didn't do any of the work you hired me for, but I want you to be happy with the work I didn't do, so I'm not going to charge you.
me: Yeah? Cool, cool.
DO YOU STILL NEED YOUR SPACE?
Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle's mom
when youre depressed but trying to make the best of a lovely afternoon out with the boys.
Josh: nineteen pilots?
Josh: ....twenty pilots?
Tyler: idk, still feels like it’s not there
Me the morning after election 2016 vs. me the morning after election 2017.
Saturday and I’m considering cracking open my third La Croix of the evening.
Thanks very much to @Sharpie
for literally 182 custom @himynameismark
and MH markers and highlighters.
happy halloween children i hope you enjoy your bucket of warm scrambled egg xox
Update: here’s the roll in question. Not really smelly, maybe kinda chemically. Seems to stick great. I’m gonnna answer that damn email.
This is legitimately an email I got from Amazon about a roll of tape Plus One ordered. Question 3 🤔E