Mara Wilson

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sorry to be random and weird but, when you see a two to four word phrase that’s kind of funny isolated???? that could be a freaking BAND name if you ask me
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I wonder exactly how many problems are caused by the fact that most Americans seem to think "disabled" means "uses a wheelchair."
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Nearly one in 10 women have endometriosis, but for many, the symptoms are dismissed. “We all know the symptoms of a heart attack,” said one woman who suffers from the condition. “Why don’t we know the symptoms of an extremely common disease?” nyti.ms/3PFb7fc
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the layers of late stage capitalism this captures. labor rights, climate change, suburban sprawl, surveillance culture.. i just hope that man is ok twitter.com/joeywreck/stat…
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These men are sweaty, elves weak, dwarves are heavy There's hobbits on middle earth already, orc machete twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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Nothing worse than sleeping at a friend's house and their family has some weird ass thing like calling spaghetti "Billy Dinner" or some shit
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Cayman Islands Banker in “The Simpsons” (1996).
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The Cast of Helluva Boss will be signing LIVE!!!! You do not want to miss this! SEASON 2! Vivian Nixon, Erica Lindbeck, @SamHaft @IgnisTwote @MaraWilson Brandon Rogers, Bryce Pinkham, Georgie Leahy, @JaydenLibran Richard Horvitz streamily.com/HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss
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I don't think this stuff should ever be declared completely off-limits for depiction or anything but it's so funny how they always talk about how this is important for realism in shows where all the women have perfectly smooth legs twitter.com/THR/status/154…
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it is so fucking transparent to claim the sexual violence is for historical accuracy while pairing it with a photo of costumes about as true to the time period as a spirit of Halloween twitter.com/thr/status/154…
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what if we…. kissed outside the emo wendys? @Wendys
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Today is the only day you can retweet this
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Our ecosystems will not survive unchecked economic growth. It's capitalism or us—we can't have both.
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nathan fielder has the brain of a serial killer who would never get caught but the heart of a possum who woke up in a best buy one day and decided to try and become their top salesman and for some reason they let him
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buca di beppo, and free my soul i want to get lots in my pasta bowl
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Etta is playing the monthly donor to your community theater who is in the front row every opening night and asks sincere and helpful opening night questions like “have you eaten?” and “do you want some water?” Buddy is her long suffering husband, who hates plays. #philanthrimals twitter.com/shaindelr/stat…
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Her name is Virginia and she wants to write a massive check for your organization, but only if you add a ballet studio because she was a ballerina. Which is sweet, but you're a food bank.
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Women denied abortion are 4x more likely to live in poverty. They're more likely to be in poor health, more likely to be unemployed, and more likely to have bad credit. With my whiteboard, I showed how government-mandated pregnancies can damage Americans' futures ⬇
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Also, this can be done and it is being done. Check out this excellent restaurant in Mississauga, Ontario who have managed to have zero staff contract Covid-19 at work despite the very nature of their job requiring them to be around maskless people. twitter.com/ApricotTreeCaf…
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It will never cease to amaze me that machines to literally remove viruses from the air exist and are fairly cheap. Yet humans, even very rich humans in very rich organizations...simply...won't use them during a global pandemic. For...reasons...
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I know Alito was hoping to use the State’s program of forced birthing to expand the “domestic supply of [white?] [abled?] infants,” but he may be disappointed on that score. washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/…
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It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift
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"When are you kids gonna fix this??" - the White House twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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“Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. I don’t know *who* you are, I don’t know *where* you are, but you may want to start changing your ways…or changing your name.” - Pat Collins, News4, Washington @patcollins4 @gregorybrothers
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every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'
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With Abe dead and the state of Japan in a moment of weakness, Nintendo has declared independence. twitter.com/Kotaku/status/…
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For all the completely deserved hype and attention that Severance and Ted Lasso gets, For All Mankind has somehow almost slipped under the radar in hype for Apple TV+, despite being one of the best streaming shows.
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I had an ectopic pregnancy that was terminated with methotrexate. Today my attorney general sued because he thinks Texas should have had the right to make me just die instead. It literally hasn’t been three weeks since Dobbs.
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“You’ll never be bored again, ever!” Was more of a threat than we realized.” twitter.com/JonErlichman/s…
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Knives Out makes me so happy because it's two different guys slipping the chains of two different corporate-driven mega-franchises with impossible-to-please fanbases to have fun doing Agatha Christie pastiche
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Squirting some whipped cream on my face in case the thousands of tiny microorganisms fucking on there want to get freakay
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every republican candidate needs to field questions about this. every single one. make them go on record. this is what they have campaigned on for years.
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if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP
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Reminder: Half a dozen top Manchin aides are now fossil fuel lobbyists who are paid millions to produce the exact outcome Manchin delivered today popular.info/p/the-manchin-…
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These people will attend galas to raise money for the homeless or whatever, meanwhile half of them are legislators who could actually make government housing a thing with the swipe of a pen. But that’s “lame” and nobody needs to ruin a nice party by, like, doing their job.
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And maybe, a more sadder point is that this is true for most countries in the world. Oftentimes the ruling class is a small club of rich kids who think talking about serious problems is you “spoiling the fun” and ruining a “perfectly good evening” with your “theatrics.”
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Just think of the Jane Austen novels and Henry James novels and the Gossip Girls and whatever else; and try to picture the powerful characters in these talking about raising wages in earnest. And not as a simple pretext for some other stupid social event
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So sometimes when I hear people say “write to your representative,” I imagine writing an earnest letter to the popular boy in high school about global warming. That mf does not gaf. Lol he wouldn’t be caught dead telling his oil baron father to cool it with the drilling. 🤣
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Random thought: the class of people in power in the UK and US tends to be the type of people who think actually caring about things is embarrassing, you know what I mean? The height of humor to them is irony and mocking the earnest
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LA! This Sat 7/16 10pm @JoinTheDynasty! Let’s get horny & learn important things. Stand-up from @jennyyangtv @justmartindale @FranciscoRamos + The History of Birth Control, current events, an interview w/ @MaraWilson & music from @AveryFunny @scoutdurwood dynastytypewriter.com/events-calenda…
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