WAKEY WAKEY BUSY DADS! Wife and kids asleep? Now is a good time to conceal sadness, resentment and exhaustion with a really good moisturiser.
"My husband took my name when we got married but I let him keep his own name for work." Ingrid, CEO. Wow, what a nice woman.
"Shaking hands with a man is like shaking hands with a child. It seems artificial and vaguely patronizing. I prefer to pat them on the bottom." Claire, CEO
"I love men (my dad and brothers are men) but that doesn't mean I want them in the boardroom. Imagine the smell!" Beth, CEO.
My friend is considering organising an Ironwoman Triathlon next year but with a twist. It will be for men. She's thinking of calling it Iron Boy. Other ideas?
TODAY'S DEBATE: Should schoolboys be told to hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff?
MY DREAM: That one day boys will become anything they want to be: boy bosses, gentlemen doctors, he-preneurs and boys who code.
Men delaying fatherhood is one of the key reasons the birthrate is declining. Discuss.
RISE AND SHINE BUSY DADS! Now is a good time to steam your penis, prep-ahead weekday meals, make your house smell amazing and channel effortless textured layers.
I'm interviewing a male truck driver about what it's like to be a truck driver at the same time as being a man. What should I ask him?
I'm writing a feature called 'low maintenance haircuts for men over 50,' Any ideas?
According to kids' slogan tees, girls are geniuses, future prime ministers and legends. Boys should be smiley, kind, happy and handsome. There is of course nothing wrong with this. Girls and boys are simply different. Let kids be kids.
ALL MEN! Are you layering eighty two products morning and night? Does your parting suit your face shape? What more can you do to look more radiant? Is it okay to have a head?
Should male students at Cambridge University be given fertility lessons? If yes, what should they include?
TODAY'S DEBATE: Why do men who 'don't want' attention wear trousers, which are clearly designed to focus on the crotch area?
"My wife refuses to do any cleaning and takes no responsibility for the kids. What should I do?" asks Ben. You should get up earlier mate.
"I really appreciate it when an older woman holds open a door for me and guides me through it by touching my back. I wouldn't know how to get through otherwise." Jamie, age 23.
TODAY'S SCIENCE: Baby boys are naturally more interested in looking at faces, whereas baby girls are naturally more interested in politics, economics and STEM.
TODAY'S DEBATE: How should we celebrate the very worthwhile contribution men make to society? A half-day event? A 1-hour craft workshop? Penis-themed merchandise? Or something else?
To all men and boys! It's actually OKAY to throw like a boy. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Some boys can throw quite far!
ALL MEN! Are you wearing mood boosting colours? Is your skin glowy? Have you prepped your lips to create the ultimate canvas? Is your body Halloween-ready? IS IT?
Welcome to my new followers! This account proves that men CAN actually be quite successful. With the right mentoring, tone of voice and outfit, we can be anything; men entrepreneurs, male leaders and boy bosses. Thank you for following and supporting the male cause!
Following your advice, John is starting a gratitude journal to lower his stress levels. Yesterday he was grateful that Claire has never raised a hand to him. What else should John be thankful for?
TODAY'S FACT: The male brain is naturally wired to cook, clean, shop and get the kids' clothes ready the night before and we should absolutely celebrate that.
Men's naturally bigger hands are perfect for cradling babies and hanging out washing. What else are men's lovely big hands well suited for?