Maddie Marlow

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Okay I was so against it for so long, but I 100% read more now that I have a kindle!…
Okay okay, this may not be real BUT I still think there is a conspiracy with the fly thing. 😳…i
Thank you. I would NEVER stand behind something denying ANY human their rights. EVER. I’m just trying to encourage others to not forget to love each other.…
Just a thought. 🤍0
How was I even living before watching all of New Girl? Best show ever!
Drinking hot tea in bed at 8:18pm listening to an audiobook. This is 25. 👍🏼
I’ve already happy cried twice this week. I can’t imagine how much my eyes are gonna leak when this #1 is official tomorrow 😭
I was vacuuming my walls, no joke, and thought “whoa, either I’m really bored or really stressed.” 😂
Has anyone gotten to that low point in quarantine boredom that they’ve deep cleaned their house for 8 hours? Just me?
I should’ve bought a not so comfy mattress so I get my ass outta bed faster in the mornings. 🤦🏼‍♀️
Unpopular opinion: I LOVE grocery shopping. Always have. The grocery store is so relaxing to me. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Side note: today is the first day I’ve put on jeans in 2 months.
Well damn. Quarantine got me with way too much booty in the pants already. My jeans get tighter and tighter everyday 😐
Why does everyone hate Toby? Poor guys just gets roasted all day everyday 😂#TheOfficee
This was such a blast with my girls 🥰…a
anyone else start getting really sad when you’re nearing the end of a book? Almost done with Little Fires Everywhere and I don’t want it to end 😭#nerdalertt
But also, ive been making “I’m grateful for” lists everyday for the past week because we can always find something. 🤍 even as simple as coffee, the sound of birds chirping, hammocks, wine & sunshine like my list today 🙃
I wish it was Christmas, or Thanksgiving, or full sunshine spring time, or summer time, or really anytime other than now 😁
I’m absolutely astounded that it’s 2020 and people still need to be shown diagrams on how to wash their hands
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Mercury ya better cut back on the retrograding. You’re making me feel CRAY
My life these days: making a soup from scratch, (being really proud of it) eating before 7, then watching Silicon Valley with my husband with a heating pad on my back. Marriage rocks 🤘🏻
Over shares from total strangers is a daily occurrence for me. Help me in supporting #MaddieRBF2020
Not kidding. I’ve had someone that was cleaning my teeth tell me about when they lost their virginity 20 min into meeting. WHY!!
I have the opposite of “resting bitch face.” I have “I would love to hear your whole life story” face AND I HATE IT. UGGGHHHH. Some one teach me how to RBF pls
Yesss!!! Tae gave me the idea last year and i loved it. So many of my goals were achieved and it was so empowering getting to check them off!…
Don’t even worry, I just thought it was funny 😂…a
I’m confused. Is this a compliment? 🤷🏼‍♀…Ih
I CANNOT WAIT! I read the whole series 😍…b
I am so technologically challenged. Patience please 🤦🏼‍♀️…5HU
Santa or @HaagenDazs_US? Not sure, both bringing Christmas miracles 😍 Thank y’all so much for all the goodies. Y’all have to try the Rum Tres Leches. THE BOMB! �hj
Got recognized by one of the employees at Dollar Tree today. It was a first. She was for sure wondering why I was shopping there. Don’t judge, I love a dollar store run. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Funny enough, it was your Butter Pecan ice cream that inspired my tweet 😂…o
Butter Pecan ice cream is so under rated. Just saying 💁🏼‍♀️
Husband is my new favorite word 🥰
Costco shopping carts should have blinkers on them. Right?
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