lauren ✰ laurdiy.eth

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brandy 🥹💖 thank u & ur welcome!!!!…1C
trust @ijustine to surprise me with cutest @doodles cake for my birthday omg 🎈G
omg just read @colleenhoover’s “Verity” in one sitting WHICH ONE DO I READ NEXT
in preparation for the 100th episode special… ✨
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I get anxious about getting anxious in future situations that might make me anxious
the confidence ppl have when they fling their doors wide open on a busy road??? I be squeezing like the mr potato head tortilla, these mfers don’t give a fuck
things I used my kitchen for today: -cooked chicky rice for mooses upset tummy -baked a clay jewelry holder I made things I didn’t use my kitchen for: -a single thing for human consumption
had to drop off a moose poop sample today at the vet and @JeremyMichael22 drove us and referred to himself as a POOber driver and honestly it was top notch humor
it’s always the bitches with “live laugh love & be kind” in their bio who leave the most scathing comments and nastiest DMs
I know the goal of BeReal is spontaneous social networking but now I just live in a constant state of “omg am I late to my BeReal” post
I’m usually a product pic skeptic, especially on amazon, but DAMN these stupid galaxy light things I keep finding on tiktok SLAP no filter!!!! so much serotonin!!! so much dopamine!!!!
I really feel like we’re going to look back on feathery soap brows and be like what in fuck was that
I love visiting my parents more than anything, but the lack of squatty potties in their house is inexcusable
I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
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I don’t think people realize how uncomplimentary it is to tell you how to change your appearance “cuz it would look better”
I really love my friends, like a lot, but if I have to watch everyone’s instagram stories on glitchy repeat for one more day omg
I’m deeply offended when we go to the mall or whatever and not a single person stops to tell moose how cute he is
just teared up after seeing a roadkill if you’re wondering how my pms is going
this is an incredibly wholesome (and frustrating) thread…
texas lawmakers: go directly to hell, do not pass go…
working out on a sunday should count for double XP, sundays are for couching
pad thai and heartburn are a package deal for me and worth it every time
Wild how wearing a simple mask is "living in fear,"—but forcing our kids to wear bulletproof backpacks behind bulletproof doors & bulletproof windows while allowing open carry AR-15s, unlimited ammo, & body gear because the govment's gonna getcha, is perfectly rational "freedom."
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my hot water is turned off rn and I'm trying to prepare for my cold shower as if I'm one of those ~healthy~ ppl who love those ice plunge baths
I selfishly am so bummed when my fav dog influencer’s human goes on a trip and is apart from their dog aka no pics, enjoy ur time in nyc but plz return home immediately
It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?
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my stupid brain just knows good charlotte lyrics from 2005 and barely speaks english
it’s such a flex to be fluent in another language
Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.…
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29 this year and still getting consistently IDed 🥂 asian truly don’t raisin and for the sake of convenience sometimes I wish I would 🍇🫠
petition to stop putting spinach in everything because "you can't even taste it"
Freedom isn’t owning 25 rifles, it’s going to the grocery store and not having to worry about being killed by one.
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really bad day? panda express really good day? panda express
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