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my vlog editor isn't feeling well today so I'm tackling the vid and THIS BITCH IS 40 MINS LONG... HAPPY FRIDAY
woke my ass up for the new iPhone, hope my 5AM decisions chose a good one
two 3AM late nights out in a row and I’m DYING, safe to say I’m old and ready to return to my natural homebody state of comfort
hello I had a 10 hour travel day of HELL yesterday that consisted of getting on and off the plane for 7 hours and then never actually taking off … so TBD on this vlog upload 🥲twitter.com/laurdiy/status…E
update: I’ve been on and off the plane at LAX for 6 hours in delays on the runway, weather and mechanical issues, I really fucked myself with this tweet yesterday lmao bad karma and also BIP isn’t downloadable on hulu…. 🥲twitter.com/laurdiy/status…V
If I say “I’m hungry” we got about 9 minutes until im a different person
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omfg I’ve got a 27 min vlog for u today
as a bitch with alarming levels of travel anxiety, I’m feeling oddly calm about my flight to nyc tomorrow, like fill my glass and let’s watch some bachelor in paradise baby
I feel like it’s a missed opportunity to have really cute ball retrieving dogs at the US Tennis Open will await ur response @usopen
a truly award winning performance!!!!!! A TRUE SERENADE twitter.com/missremiashten…
the internet is more exhausting and infuriating than normal today
I usually hate The Handmaid’s Tale comparisons, but at midnight tonight, individual Texans can rat out (and sue) people who do as much as drive someone to get an abortion—that feels adequately like Gilead. People will die because of this law. Dark times. texastribune.org/2021/08/31/tex…
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Happy September 1, in Texas it is now officially more legal to take your gun in Starbucks than it is to be a gynecologist.
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I bought my first nft today 🤪🧜🏻‍♀#simpmermaidaB7a
I’m too sensitive to have someone not wave thank u when I let someone merge in traffic
there’s nothing like changing room lighting to really crush your self esteem
am I hungry, stressed or bored
this is very specific tweet for a very specific fridge-shopping audience but do yourself a favor and do NOT buy an expensive ass @Thermador, my ass has been without a fridge for over a MONTH
COVID unit doctor low on compassion for unvaccinated people. A powerful Op-Ed and a powerful reason to get vaccinated. latimes.com/opinion/story/…
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KFC had 11 secret herbs and spices and nobody questioned it for years but suddenly you want to know what’s in the Covid vaccine
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babies are highkey so scary
this vid is out of control cute with @nickandsienna 🥺❤️🥊 and if ur not subbed to their channel wyd!!!! youtu.be/QQy6g6e7laYxm
mosquitoes are genuinely so rude, evil mini blood sucking vampires like WHY
this has been the theme of my trip home to canada
omfg this is CUTE AS FUCK WOW OMFG THANK YOU @YouTube ❤️ twitter.com/youtube/status…
u know ur an adult when u get excited to just go home lol
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honorable mentions (aka will prob eat) for -ketchup chips -crispers -coffee crisp
visuals for the confused
things I will immediately eat once I’m back in Canada: -birthday cake timbits -all dressed chips -A&W (not in LA) -crunchie bar -smoke’s poutine -minimum 5 lbs of bulk barn candy
olympics vids have me crying on a daily basis
thank you to every single person who got vaccinated, you’re the reason families are able to reunite
this time next week I’ll be on a flight home to 🇨🇦 for the first time in 20 months, cue the waterworks
I’ve seen two incredible fundraisers for a migrant single mother and for a ferret who fell in love with a bed that their family couldn’t afford, I love seeing the highs of the internet coming together for good
the word guinea in guinea pig has no business being this hard to spell
i hope everyone gets to experience being loved correctly this lifetime
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my favourite form of self sabotage is ordering a healthy salad to then drown it in deep fried crispy wonton chips
name this horror movie
part 2 of bringing my water-hating dog into the pool to avoid FOMO twitter.com/laurdiy/status…
the amount of just plain wrong antivax bs in these replies is the reason we’ll never return to normal life, so thanks
Thanks for stopping by, Olivia, and for using your voice to urge young people to get vaccinated. If we all do our part and get the COVID-19 vaccine, we can defeat this virus once and for all. Let’s do this.
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