East coast! The show starts now! Seeing as it’s 11pm on the dot and all ;) that’s right, we’re starting on time ;))) we’re not fishing for compliments, we’re just taking a very narrowly earned victory lap ;)))))))
Tonight’s show starts at 11pm! But we’re not going to tell you when it ends. Because, like life, a good episode of TV is about the journey, not the destination.
Unless you have someone like, say, Jennifer Coolidge in your show. In that case, it’s rightfully about her.
East coast! The show starts in six minutes!! Apologies if you rightfully assumed that sentence was going to end in “now!!!” That’s usually how these tweets go, and this whole “six minutes” thing is completely on us.
Tonight’s show starts at 11:06pm! 11:06. Not our first choice, time-wise. Nothing personal, it’s just got absolutely no ring to it. Nothing like 11:07. Which, of course, rhymes. Packs a little punch, etc. Say it out loud. 11:07! Yeah, 11:07. Now THAT is a time.
and finally, this painting, which is really more of a call to action. We hope it will broker peace between Tim Taylor and Robert McBroom, two prominent figures in the duck stamp world. It is titled "Feuding Artist Handshake" and was painted by Roberto Parada.
If you love ducks, wetland conservation, or tense artistic vendettas, one of these paintings could be for you! Place a bid at bestduckingstamps.com, all proceeds will be donated to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's Federal Duck Stamp Program.
East coast! The show starts now! Tune in to see how long it takes for John to start missing the void!!! Because you know what they say: The grass is always greener in the other studio that sometimes yells at you and refuses to laugh at your jokes.
Finally, our last show with The Void! Thank you to @HJBenjamin for helping us bring to life the absolute torment of prolonged existence within an empty white space. It was so fun. We’ll see you all in the studio on September 12th!
West coast! The show starts now! So pull up a chair! Or whatever helps you get comfortable! Not a couch, that might be hard to pull. But you could maybe bring yourself to the couch, no pulling necessary! Or not! Whatever works!!!