dude perfect should start an onlyfans and call it nude perfect 😍
gonna stream tonight at 11:30 😈 gonna play a scary game!!!
testing out the new iPhone camera :)
“you smell like updog”
“I am updog”
podcast won’t be up tomorrow but it’ll be up later this week 🙃 sorry 4 delay
mullets came back in style this year so next year I’m bringing back rat tails 😈
since it’s lesbian day i think we should discuss the kurtis conner stan to lesbian pipeline
there could be a tiktok of a guy with brown curly hair and a moustache who’s literally fisting his asshole and people would still tag me in it saying “this reminds me of you :)” hey thanks so much!
facebook should’ve stayed down jesus fuckin christ these comments are insane
ok change of plans lol no podcast this week either! I am going on an epic week-long break 😎 and not uploading for a week will not give me anxiety trust me!!! 😂
is this Pokémon game hitting on me
pls send me bad/weird scary movies for a Halloween video at the end of the month please :)
hey guys just a heads up I’m gonna take a few weeks off from the main channel :) podcast will still be going up and there should be some kurtis pogger uploads but yea just taking a little break 💕
Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅
radiohead more like spotifyhandjob
found an artist for this project but wow holy shit coming back to this tweet in the future because you’re all so talented wtf!!
ATTN ARTISTS 😱
looking to commission someone for a fun lil project!! tweet me some of ur work!! (turnaround time needs to be fast unfortunately) (paid obviously)
now I’ll never get to play episode 2 😭m
what if you went to the governors ball but it was just some governor on a big stage showing you his old balls
yeah how about you write a sway story about deez nuts 😂K
trending on gaming? sure!
new video tomorrow at 3pm eastern
this photo is activating my flight or fight
ALL MY NYC SHOWS ALREADY SOLD OUT THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭
there are only like two tickets left for the late show on the 20th btw!! all the other shows are sold out 🤯
these shows are all ages btw!
announcing some more shows tomorrow 🥶
we were playing a goofy board game from the 90’s and thought it would be hilarious if I tweeted the joke that won me the game
Have you ever thought about being stupid? Everyone knows that…
It helps if there’s a volcano in sight