Kenny Sebastian
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Urgently looking for Olumiant Baricitnib 4mg. Patient is covid positive and critical. Please do help.
Here is the prescription by the doctor.
#SonuSood #sonusoodfoundation @SonuSood @SonuSoodArmy @knowkenny
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Mumbaikars, We need you!
To all frontline and healthcare workers in Mumbai, If you are menstruating, using and changing a pad again and again can get very difficult. We at Titli are donating and delivering menstrual cups to you free of cost, as a salutation to your dedication!
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@pvbagre Some fields are missing, click on the link to proceed blooddonor.page.link/y7RkWR45M9DA3J…
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Helllooo! Really appreciate and excited for @realmeIndia ‘s newly launched smartphone realme 8 5G.
Sitting with the core team and understanding how hard they work to make the best phones while pulling off so many product launches is commendable!
#realme8 5G
Made a few calls and here is a list of personally verified #OxygenCylinder supplies in Bangalore. All of them are unfortunately self-pick ups but if you book a cab or an auto, they will assist in delivery. Entrusted.in is supplying an entire oxygen machine. #Bangalore
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Trying out the new realme 5G smartphone (Note: My house isnt as fancy in real life) and I choose to #DareToExpress some feedback on this latest 5G phone straight to the CEO @MadhavSheth1 at @realmeIndia
PS: Also points for guessing which is the smartphone I am using!
Drop your favourite podcast recommendations. We'll go first
@SmallTalkPolice
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Dear Social Media team @DisneyPlusHS ,
It has come to my attention that you have blocked my friend @NishManoj from tweeting to you. I assume it must have been really annoying to find yourself tagged every single day on a post by a young man politely asking for our web series to
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When you are #StayingAtHome but gotta celebrate #Diwali in all its glory. 🎇
Surprise... building uncles 😛
Iss saal bhi
Diwali ko Happy banake rahenge#DiwaliWithMiMi@XiaomiIndiaikF
Why is this such a catchy hook!
I'll need medical help to get it off my mind.
Seriously. twitter.com/thebappilahiri…
Too bad they don’t give oscars to ads that didn’t make it 🤩twitter.com/AnilKapoor/sta…Y
Guess who gave the @gojektech #SuperApp a spin?
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Hello, Rohan Joshi, @kaneezsurka, and @knowkenny!😍
Selamat datang �bit.ly/checkoutgojekd…oM
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Took a cab to my hotel
Ordered shaving cream
Topped up my mobile wallet
Ordered boba tea
Had a headache, got tablets
Watched a movie on GoPlay
ALL IN ONE APP: @gojektech #SuperApp
Ok people, I just discovered a super cool app: @gojektech
It's one #SuperApp that does what 10 other apps can do - From food delivery, payments, ride-sharing to watching a movie!
These folks are living in the year 3000🤪
Oh, btw, they're hiring. Checkgojek.jobsKQ
Danish’s language and accent prowess are god level.
He once picked up a perfect South African accent on a long flight cause he was bored. It’s mind-blowing.
@DanishSait twitter.com/vinishthuluvat…
So some fake screenshots of me are circulating where I appear to be abusing people. These are manipulated cause I reported an account who was attacking me cause of my religion.I will be approaching the @MumbaiPolice to get this investigated. Please don’t pay heed to any of these.
I saw you fighting every troll with a lot of vigour. Please don’t be stressed.
I like to come on twitter once in a while and question the usual fascist agendas that float around & let it simmer to boil.
Please sleep :)
One day at a time,make people question their blind beliefs twitter.com/IamRikta/statu…
Man, such a dope “convert” comeback again! Also, is this you in the video?
I would kindly not like to engage further. twitter.com/ThePlacardGuy/…
It’s not twitter if someone doesn’t call you a rice bag convert :)
Actually I learned a lot from “the placard guy” who apparently fights for causes but doesn’t hesitate to be a bigot.
I had to google what “rice bag” means.
Sorry Madhur that I follow a particular religion. twitter.com/ThePlacardGuy/…
Aiyo didn’t want to school you. Sorry if it came across that way ♥️
Also, thanks again for the support 🙏�twitter.com/WokeIndianAadm…7l
Hey da :) thanks for the support.
Also, the whole point of that video was that I was inadvertently talk about politics over the pretext of not talking about it ♥️ I mean most people got that :) twitter.com/WokeIndianAadm…
I think I made my point.
Also what can I add to this conversation when the most common rebuttel is “banning these apps is a very strong action.”
Really.
Strong action?
A piece of code to restrict access vs what’s happening at our borders.
That’s the standard for strong action?
Let’s see the choices the Govt has:
Actually do something on ground about the situation that takes a lot of planning and great execution but might not have the desired result immediately.
Or
Ban an entertianment app to show “who is boss” to its own citizens. twitter.com/free_rider/sta…
Tik tok situation:
People forget that if they can do it to someone else they can do it to you.
Also applies to arrests, internet access, rights as a citizen & yeah banning something on the App Store.
Feeling apathy cause it doesn’t affect you directly is prehistoric behaviour.
your honor my client would like to plead oopsie daisies
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Protests have erupted in Thoothukudi after a father & son were allegedly tortured to death while in police custody. The death has sparked massive outrage.
Tonight at 8PM we dig deeper to find out what really happened. Join us
youtube.com/channel/UCzI8K…
#JusticeForJayarajAndFenix
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian me: I want to go to the pub
government: you can now go to the pub
me: no
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Ummm. Wow. Just finished watching @knowkenny's The Most Interesting Person In The Room & it was great! He's right, I was looking for something in the show and it was inside me ;) @NetflixIndia @NetflixIsAJoke I want more! #StandUp
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Anything can happen in New India. Journalists who spread fake news from their studios = no problem.
Journalists who get on the ground and dare to report from the PM's constituency = kari ninda + FIR.
Support #SupriyaSharma and @scroll_in. twitter.com/the_hindu/stat…
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Jokes are weird, they're attached to SELF WORTH, like someone tells uh a joke, they put all of themselves into it & if uh don't laugh at it, it jzt shatters them. That's the thing wid self worth, it's fragile, uh have to protect it. Instead of protecting it, we lead with it.
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian All the years during my childhood I tried very hard to be the most interesting person around my friends and classmates. If I have to give a message to my teenage self it'd he this.
Tysm @knowkenny for this lovely show, I laughed my heart out and felt inspired at the same time.
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Film critics, if you cannot talk about what didn’t work about the film (for you) without any empathy, kindly shut the fuck up. You exist because hundreds of people put their careers, families and financial security at risk to make a film. Thank the films, and the courageous
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian @knowkenny my dad asked me to fix his laptop and my mom kept asking me to move stuff around, so I made them watch your special.
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian okay SO. We're a family of four living in Vile Parle -- me, younger sister, and our parents. since the lockdown started, the only person leaving the house very occasionally (once a week at most) was my dad to get essentials. (1/n) twitter.com/PhadkeTai/stat…
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian Okay, so I spent hours watching TikTok ID @chunkysdead 's content on @TikTok_IN and I have a feeling that it could have been my initiation to her cult. Hello Mother!
tiktok.com/@chunkysdead/v…
Just developed this massive massive respect for chappals thanks to @knowkenny
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An excerpt from my Netflix Comedy Special “The Most Interesting Person in the Room” !
youtu.be/WbCxxb5fQHg
Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something
Retweeted by Kenny Sebastian I’ll get you the Ps5 when it comes out! I need a comic buddy to play games on the PS online:) twitter.com/NivPrakasam/st…
Kenny Sebastian's netflix special is everything I wanted to see for so long. It had witty humor with hilarious punch lines. He brought out some deep stuff in an amusing way. The guitar thing was cherry on top. Such a performer he is!! 🙌🏻♥@knowkennyny
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Ohhh mayn what a show.
@knowkenny 🦅�Ui
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