Henry Tudor
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THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND PLOT ORGANISED BY A GANG OF LADY HISTORIANS!! twitter.com/salvatorrosa/s…
Word of my death is Twitter hoax!! When will you people start getting your news from proper sources? 😡
I've just declared this "Pour Wine on a Chicken Whilst Looking Amazing Day". You are legally required to celebrate.
Dear America,
I just found classified documents under one of my chins. What are you going to do about it?
children being eaten by bears as punishment for mocking a bald man, germany, 15th century
Retweeted by Henry Tudor Which I think means that after 500 years your A.I. is as torn on the proper response to Anne as anyone ever was …
Because the joke was terrible I gave it another chance and asked it to write a joke about Anne and it took the moral superiority route of replying:
I asked ChatGPT to write a joke about Anne Boleyn and it came up with:
Swords were everywhere in Elizabethan England and swordplay was a popular pastime. Prof. Suzannah Lipscomb finds out more from Jacob H. Deacon about the origins of swordplay and the mysterious "Masters of Defence": podfollow.com/not-just-the-t… @sixteenthCgirl @DeaconJH @NotJustTudors
Retweeted by Henry Tudor Wait - now I’m disabled? And a few years ago I was declared brain damaged? And before that I had a blood disease? How about I adored every minute of being a cheese-obsessed, meat-eating, joust-addicted, wife-marrying, heir-making, England-loving monarch!!
Good! Marriage should only be sanctioned between 1 man and up to 6 women! twitter.com/ap/status/1615…
Just asked ChatGPT to write a tweet for me. More artificial than intelligent. And not at all sexy.
It's done! My cross stitched version of Bibliothèque nationale de France, MS. Fr. 25526, f. 106v. The pattern is available if anyone else wants to stitch it too. 😊etsy.com/listing/137841…bi
Retweeted by Henry Tudor The two most magical words in the world — wine fountain! twitter.com/tudorcook/stat…
Me in this morning’s @thetimes
Henry VIII was disabled, says the National Trust in new video celebrating disabled stories through history
thetimes.co.uk/article/3ad10e…
Retweeted by Henry Tudor “When I first started in 2004 my beard was incredibly red, and I have to say I did look just like the famous Holbein painting when I was fully ‘togged up’…” spr.ly/60133nN4b
Retweeted by Henry Tudor THE RULES ARE CLEAR. AS A POWERFUL WEALTHY MAN I GET TO JUDGE. I GET TO CRITICISE. IF YOU JUDGE OR CRITICISE ME I WILL BE FORCED INTO A WILD TANTRUM TO PROTECT THE WAY THE WORLD IS SUPPOSED TO WORK!! MY TANTRUM IS ULTIMATELY FOR YOUR BENEFIT!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Codpiece envy is real. It’s sad and it’s real. twitter.com/richard_third/…
Went to the @metmuseum's #Tudor Dynasty exhibit. @KngHnryVIII speaks truth. There's #BigCodpieceEnergy just in his portrait.
Retweeted by Henry Tudor I SEE PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE QUESTIONING THE IDEA OF ROYAL BLOOD! AS IF SOME BLOODLINES AREN’T SUPERIOR & NOBLE & WORTHY OF TAKING YOUR MONEY!!
#QuizWithBobby
#OnThisDay 1540, who became 4th wife of Henry VIII, despite his misgivings that she was “nothing so fair as she hath been reported”?
Marriage not consummated and annulled. Henry gave a generous settlement and she was thereafter known as the King's Beloved Sister
Retweeted by Henry Tudor IF YOU DON'T SHOUT AT PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN YOU, IT MAKES YOU SAD! DON'T BE SAD THAT'S MY INSPIRATIONAL TWEET! #inspirational
Resolutions for the New Year:
- bigger cakes
- louder feelings
- no remorse
- beast mode/only mode
- vastly more cheese
- never @ Greta Thunberg
- big codpiece energy
BREAKFAST THAT IS TECHNICALLY JUST WINE IS STILL BREAKFAST DON’T THINK FOR A MOMENT YOU CAN BREAKFAST-SHAME ME!!
IF YOU’RE NOT DOING THIS YOU’RE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS WRONG!! twitter.com/baumansbrain/s…
Yes I’m a nepo baby. Yes I was born into a magical bloodline. It’s what makes me sexy, rich, and amazing. Are you suggesting there’s a downside to being me?
How to make Christmas merry:
- carols
- prezzies
- mulled wine
- hideous jumpers
- be bowed to
- receive praise & flattery
- defy the Pope
- ignore thoughts about ex wives
- violent mood swings
- irrational demands
- refuse to see reason
- actual cheese insanity
- more wine
“Said the king to the people everywhere ‘Listen to what I say’” #BestChristmasCarols
I can think of at least one sociopath who could do the job in between cheese courses twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
Bloody hell. It’s a chocolate Male Heir I Could Have Had With Mary Boleyn. Advent calendar just got too real.
Should I step down as the sexiest king in all of history? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Retweeted by Henry Tudor Should I step down as the sexiest king in all of history? I will abide by the results of this poll.
History tells us that a revolution is when oppressed peasants fight and die to hand power over to new leaders and then continue to be oppressed peasants
#historylessons
Richard III was a mean ol’ King
Meaner than almost anything
He liked to steal the throne from others
And spread wicked rumours about his brothers
If Richard invites you to come for tea
Well dear friend, it’s time to flee.
Retweeted by Henry Tudor Need a brilliant gift for a loved one for the court's New Year's Day festivities? We command you share our beloved Majesty's wisdom, composed in English rather than Latin at our, Crum's and the dearest Archbishop's urging. twitter.com/KngHnryVIII/st…
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