Henry Tudor

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#HappyBirthday to Henry VIII, former King of England, Ireland and France, Founder of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, father to Edward VI, Mary I and Elizabeth I, and of course, the bloke who ordered the Mary Rose to be built.
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#OnThisDay in 1491, Henry VIII was born. During his lifetime, King Henry transformed religion in England, caused many a marriage controversy, and gained a reputation as a contemptuous, erratic King. Certainly one of our more animated owners!
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#OTD 1491 birth of a man who needs no introduction. The second son of Henry VII & Elizabeth of York, Henry VIII is undoubtedly the most recognisable British monarch (with his daughter, Elizabeth I & great-niece, Mary Queen of Scots, probably a close 2nd & 3rd) #tudor #henryviii
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Dear America, How very 16th century of you.
Six easy steps to guilt-free eating: 1. Stop feeling guilt 2. No matter what 3. About anything 4. Ever 5. Cake 6. All the cake
Happy Father’s Day to my dad Henry VII — thanks for handing Richard III such an embarrassing defeat lol
The true leader knows how to be fun within the framework of being terrifying. #InspirationalLeadership
Here I am, being a legend. That’s all. twitter.com/dvdpeters/stat…
Never appologise for being the threatening, obese, seductive, tyrannical, gouty whirlwind of amazingness you know you truly are. #HenryVIIIinspiration
I have been waiting since 2020 to be giving this very special talk! Join me for evening of Thomas Boleyn at St Peter's Church, Hever, on June 25. It's an absolute honour to be speaking just metres from where he's laid to rest. @heverfestival @hevercastle heverfestival.co.uk/index.php/amon…
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How to be heard: - shout - throw delicate objects that smash loudly & dramatically - make scary & irrational threats - hurl furniture & servants over balcony - spew curses - vow revenge - literally explode
Anyone who is not Henry VIII and yet claims to be seizing “Henry VIII Powers” is in fact seizing “I Wish I Was As Amazing As Henry VIII But Am In Fact A Weak, Petty, Pitiful, Attention-Needing Bag of Weasel Anuses Powers”
I had no shoes and I complained until I realised I did actually have shoes but I couldn’t see them because of my codpiece. #HenryVIIIproblems
START CALLING IT “RICHARD III POX” twitter.com/martinenserink…
Dear Hungry, Always-Dieting, Food-fearing, Exercise-Obsessed, Twig-Thin Person, One day you'll be buried next to a Gleeful, Fat, Cake-loving, Cheese-celebrating Glutton. #MondayMotivation
Every day I do this thing that’s like Wordle but it’s eating a swan.
Sex is great unless it intrudes on your one-on-one time with cheese. Never let anything reduce your personal cheese time!!
God gave us a class system to divide the poor from the slightly less poor ensuring that the ruling elite could play one against the other and maintain their own grip on power. God has all the best ideas!!
Today: - brekkie - burn those who don’t worship like me - behead those who don’t worship my every whim - richly reward all who worship my vision of making me powerful, rich, and amazing - cake
Today: - completely, completely commit to using words & facial gestures that make it appear that I really, really, truly and actually give two shits about the lives of peasants - congratulate myself on my efforts to feign interest in the lives of bloody poor people - cake
The true leader knows how to convincingly feign interest in the lives of peasants lol twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
Today: - brekkie - archery - hunting - hawking - stand on a balcony feeling the full weight of my amazingness - blame the Pope, Anne Boleyn, France, literally everyone named Tom or last night's spicy eel pies for anything that goes wrong - keep it real - cheese
For the true narcissist, boos and applause are the same. It's simply attention in different garments. And it's attention that is their oxygen.
In case you're wondering where I keep my marmalade sandwich
When the Pope says I can’t have that divorce #HenryVIIIproblems
That’s a long time to wait for a male heir twitter.com/nypost/status/…
Queen Elizabeth II as Football Kits. #1 @SouthamptonFC Home, 2010
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This one is also by Pieter Aertsen (circa 1508 –1575), who by the way was called Tall Piet because he was tall. When a Dutch person is called tall, he's really tall ;) Peasants by the Hearth, 1560. So much to see, let's do a little detail thread.
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Today: - open eyes - wish I hadn’t - remember that opening eyes is a prerequisite to breakfast - breakfast - remember that a nap is a prerequisite to lunch - nap - lunch - remember that lunch is a prerequisite rumpity pumpity - rumpity pumpity - cake
Dear America - You work tirelessly to ensure the safety of 10-week old foetuses but are just as serious about protecting the rights of those who use 10-year-olds as target practise. Here in the 16th century we are having a hard time with this …
What you probably call bad habits are in fact the best habits #HenryVIIIinspiration
I’ll be expecting a dozen of these forthwith twitter.com/varenya_s/stat…
@KngHnryVIII @ArchitectureTud @exploringtudors @HouseOfTudor3 Intreresting talk delving into history with author and historian Alison Weir for @ActionPFcharity Stockport 30th June ✴Tickets available via JustGiving £10. Terminal disease needs a cure 💜justgiving.com/fundraising/lu…i
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3 Stages of a Relationship: 1. Elation: That early stage when she's the lady you imagine she is in your imagination 2. Alarm: You slowly realise the lady she actually is & apparently has been all along 3. Shock: When she makes absolutely no effort to become your imagination lady
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Let nothing stand in the way of your dreams - not wives, not the headaches of setting up an arrest and show trial, not the challenges of working with a beheading/wedding coordinator, nor questions of what betrothal date is or is not in poor taste. Nothing!! #HenryVIIIinspiration twitter.com/tudorhistory/s…
I ate the horse you were looking for twitter.com/richard_third/…
Lots of firsts today. First day for Juliet learning to present our kitchen education sessions. First day for Juliet in her new, bespoke costume. First day for Jeremiah overseeing someone presenting an education session. Hoorah!! 🎉 She was great. She looked great. He was superL
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More firsts today. First day for Harry learning to present our kitchen education sessions. First day for Harry in her new, bespoke costume. First day for Zak overseeing someone presenting an education session. Hoorah!! 🎉 She was great. She looked great. He was superG
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My dear friend, Mike, is hosting an online event on zoom all about Henry VIII. As the UK’s No.1 Henry he’s worked across the country & abroad bringing the (in)famous monarch to life. For a fun evening on 26.6.22 check the link! #Tudor #HenryVIII #History eventbrite.co.uk/e/henrys-horri…
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in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list: -nosewise -garlik -pretyman -gaylarde -norman -filthe
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