Keith lemelin

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Seeing people use the Caps Lock instead of the shift key when typing is mildly stressful.
When turtles see us swimming do they judge us on how slow we are?
When I grow up, I want to be an alpaca.
Living life with no egrets
If you are a prisoner on death row, what happens if you order @olivegarden's never ending pasta as your last meal?
And every other day of the week.
It took me seven years, but I just realized that HBD means happy birthday.
I wonder if animals appreciate it when we mow the lawn.
I really like cheese on the weekends
😩 I think@Applee forgot me... Ed Sheeran "Shape Of You" Parody Music Video - "Apple Forgot Me"
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I don't regret much in life. But that chicken soup and chocolate milk combo might have been a mistake.
Me when the eye doctor says to replace my contacts every two weeks.
Found the @MirandaSings collection shopping today.
The popcorn button on microwaves is the reason why people have trust issues.
If Frogger knew about crosswalks, I think he would live a happier life. But whatever YOLO
When you qualify for one job, and it doesn't exist where you live.
When people say my name, but it's still early.
When life gives you lemons, take them, lemons are expensive.
Sometimes in life when one door shuts, you should keep it shut because the bathroom is currently occupied and you don't want to be rude.
Whoever invented the clicky pen was a genius.
Someday I will be king of the world, but today I will rest and watch Netflix.
When I see someone waving I always wave back. Even if it's not intended for me and makes them feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to lay down on my bed now and casually awaken my flying abilities.
I really like drinking water. #ad
Maple trees are like the cows of the plant kingdom.
Should I audition to be on the bachelorette?
Their should be a series on Netflix of people looking for things to watch on Netflix.
I'm going to invent a cereal called Coffee Puffs, it's like Cocoa Puffs, but for adults.
Toilet paper is a good business. I can't see technology replacing it anytime soon.
When I ask to use the bathroom and the teacher says "Can it wait?"
If you can't finish the food on your plate, I will, because I'm always there for you. #MeBeingRomantic
About to watch tv likes its 2009.
#BeingAnAdult taught me that Plagiarism and citing sources is only important in high-school.
#Jobsnowadays be like "We are looking for someone with 15 years experience and bachelors degree for janitorial position $8hr"
😎How normal people talk "I like cats." 🤖How I talk: "I like cats?" 🙎How my sister talks "I like cats...(self doubt) just kidding"
When songs have dance routines, and for some reason everyone and their uncle knows it but you.
I haven't gotten mr. Mime yet、 but hatched the next best thing today!
Lightbulbs are pretty convenient.
When you catch your first pikachu #Pokemongo
My favorite Pokemon is only in Europe! 😭😭😭�#MrMimeMmfXG9P
It's Christmas in July, and we go look for Santa! via @YouTube
Did you guys see this weeks vlog yet?! I did. Watch the full video…
New Vlog is up, and I'm the only one excited!
Another Vlog doing landscaping with the family! via
The Latest episode of "Somewhere with Mom" is up! Watch the full video…
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