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HOT CORN Li'l 🌳🌽

good news for everyone who deals dime bags out of Dunkin twitter.com/deathandtaxes/…
Sex Budget: candles: $20 massage oil: $40 silk sheets: $150 corn cobs: $62000 someone who is good at the economy please help.
I just blew the corncob case wide open. Someone sent me a pic of Al Giordano’s dick
you know it seems that maybe if they had thought about this during the primary, that SOB woulda won twitter.com/spectatorcitiz…
I'm sorry, what is happening?
last night leftists slashed my tire. If you do not stand for my tire, you do not stand for free speech. I feel so violated by the Conrads
ANY TIME YOU SEE THIS KIND OF REPORTING, SAY TO YOURSELF: “What determines the poison is the dose” and then go live your life
this shit is why you need people who understand science reporting on science Kraft Mac is not going to disrupt your hormones twitter.com/dailytonic/sta…
I know people who mail themselves weed from Colorado, but don’t let that bitch get her proofing basket
My bread Banneton was “sent for inspection” by customs and border patrol. It’s a frickin basket with a frickin piece of linen in it
are you pale? Do you use tinted moisturizer? Which one?
i’m sad I have an opinion on this
Luann should never have remarried, because now she has no title and forfeited her alimony and she’s going to get hosed on this settlement
Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm twitter.com/thehill/status…
Yeah doing anything with an animal that isn't known for spitting at people twitter.com/buzzfeedcanada…
@karengeier You're obviously a trustworthy source, but I just had to look this one up. Holy shit. mentalfloss.com/article/71931/…
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Smart farmers kept a map of where the poisoned ones were and stupid farmers often killed their entire families
Here's a #NationalWatermelonDay fact: Watermelons used to be so important to the economy in the Carolinas that farmers used to poison some
Ok we get it... you're old and German
There are 100 multi national corporations who are directly responsible for the majority of climate changing emissions. Shut up twitter.com/mic/status/893…
Some of you might remember that turkeys once menaced my mother twitter.com/karengeier/sta…
@karengeier I once watched one of our old attorneys get out of her car, menaced by turkeys, and had to throw a shoe at them to enable a running retreat
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It was *Jerri Blank voice* hilarious
Honking furiously, and they started pecking and fucking up his door.
These turkeys were just walking straight into an intersection, then they saw the Bimmer and they peaced out toward it. The driver started
I really did see two wild turkeys attack a BMW. Apparently we were in an area that is "turkey corner" where this happens often??
Is the crime here that someone had fun in New Jersey or at The Emoji Movie? twitter.com/thr/status/893…
I saw two turkeys attack a BMW today and it still wasn't as funny as Laura Loomer telling people to support her tire she blew out
THREAD: The Official Explainer to Why Corncobs are Used by a Growing Segment of Left Twitter to Mock Centrist-Leaning Dems
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Pickle update: the brine is cloudy and there's some activity
.@realDonaldTrump hey binch you're tanking the market because of your ineptitude
Life comes at you, etc
two thirds of the 270 provincial inmates who died in the past 5 years were legally innocent reuters.com/article/us-can…
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licorice is good as hell sorry if this offends twitter.com/stephaniebolan…
She's going to need at least 25 k in untraceable Krugerrands to replace her tire twitter.com/jifcan_noose/s…
Things that have rights according to Laura Loomer: tires she drove into the ground. Things that don't: actors in Shakespeare in the Park
yikes! maybe just publish stories by women instead of this??? twitter.com/cragcrest/stat…
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A message from the Manager: This account is pro-HOT CORN and is not affiliated with corn cobbing in any way.
are your kids being racist online? 🍗 = “white power” 🍕 = “no italians please” 🌽 = “extreme racism”
turns out when you come for the unions in a country that takes enormous pride in them, that’s a problem twitter.com/firescotch/sta…
the year is 2017. The President is running his own propaganda news service on his Facebook page and teens are getting burns from phone cases
 
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