Kaluhi's_Kitchen
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Tonight I'll dream about the absolute delicious food we ate at The Nook. It's been so long since i experienced 10/10 flavors at any restaurant and today was perfect!
Until you forget one shirt and now you have to reopen the shirt sharwama. twitter.com/oghenebruno/st…
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen Better carry it & not use it than not pack it & end up really needing it
2 million children are fed daily by the world’s biggest free school meal provider in India
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Boarding schools act as safety nets and subsidies for parenting against the rising cost of living. Schools ensure three solid meals per day in spite of the parents day to day financial situation. This isn't an irresponsible parent, he's a financially frustrated one. twitter.com/citizentvkenya…
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Pots & pans were indeed used.
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On the bright side, supper is fish 🤌🏿🤌�twitter.com/KaluhisKitchen…mG7wR0l
@KaluhisKitchen I have warmed with pots and pans like niggas in 1997 because I couldn’t stand the hunger. 😭
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen Ebu stima irudi...I'm starving and I don't want to warm using pots & pans 😤😤
Wataosha mboga kwa bathtub, na nywele wataosha kwa kitchen sink. Na hawataona shida 🧐twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/st…I
Never understood full grown adults who litter.
What’s so hard about disposing rubbish into a bin or carrying it till you find the next available bin??
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen "this trauma is preparing you for something great"
"you're suffering but there's a reason for it"
"the journey must be hard so that the fruits can be sweet" twitter.com/frodeci/status…
Najua tuko rainy season, but i need Saturday to be fully sunny from morning to evening
Or like milk. Milk smells like milk, which is very fine. But when it spills and not properly wiped, the room smells like irimisi. Yes you wiped, the milk is not on the floor anymore, but the room still stinks. That residue from poor cleaning is irimisi
...poorly cleaned object that was previously in contact with the egg. That chopping board/bowl/fork looks clean on the eye but the smell (irimisi) signals that it really isn't and that washing wasn't done properly
It's not the smell of meat. Meat smells like meat, which is fine. It's the residue left on surfaces after meat was incontact with it, and said surface was poorly cleaned. That smell is called irimisi.
Same with eggs- its not the egg perse but the residue left from a...
When you absorb energy from godsend Tweeps like @KaluhisKitchen you start to believe the world is yours to conquer.
You start being your own biggest fan and your own cheerleader.
You can meet your goals and make your dreams come true.
It's possible and I BELIEVE.
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen In Kalenjin we say "oror"
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen That ka smell...can make you fail to drink from a clean glass. twitter.com/KaluhisKitchen…
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen The word for that smell in Llogoli is irimisi. A smell of unhygiene
That smell when you clean with a dirty mop. When milk spills but it isn't cleaned well. When 'a washed glass' smells like the previous user. Smell of a nearly clean plate. Smell of a badly washed chopping board twitter.com/warghetti/stat…
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen A pig could eat a politician and I'd still eat it. twitter.com/KaluhisKitchen…
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen Kinda related: Make sure you use clean mops. Your mops shouldn't be black!!! After mopping, wash it & let it dry outside. Dirty, musty mops are automatic irimisi activators
Same applies to your kitchen cloths and dish linens.Dirty ones enable irimisi on every surface they touch
How do you lift irimisi? The only way is to redo/reclean, preferably with warm water + a splash of bleach
An irimisi countertop or floor as a result of using a dirty kitchen cloth? Redo wiping with hot water+ bleach+ soap. Musty glasses? Rewash. Etc
My point is, yes yes yes spaghetti is meant to be cooked whole. Usimegamege!! It easier to eat/twirl on your fork when they are long as opposed to tupieces
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The word for that smell in Llogoli is irimisi. A smell of unhygiene
That smell when you clean with a dirty mop. When milk spills but it isn't cleaned well. When 'a washed glass' smells like the previous user. Smell of a nearly clean plate. Smell of a badly washed chopping board twitter.com/warghetti/stat…
There's a specific word for that smell i Llogoli too...I'll thread it once i remember. Let me ask mom.
I know the exact smell in question, when a glass isn't washed well, or if milk/an egg cracks on the floor & its poorly wiped- a smell remains and it fills a room 🤢twitter.com/warghetti/stat…0
Kenya? Mahali most ppl humegamega spaghetti itoshane na mchele before it boils🧐🧐twitter.com/cairoismybitch…FK
I get it. It's high effort, low reward.
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[Said this before] YouTube pays a little, but out of all platforms, the best. It could definitely be better esp for African creators,but you know you will get something.
Other video platforms just take & pay dust.Views won't feed me & don't really matter if it doesn't give me 💰twitter.com/mossgatherer_/…Y
Brain drain is a sad & touchy subject but friend, if you can get better outside, choose yourself. Don't sink with this ship when you have an out.
Not the government also saying "mkipata za nje nyakua na mshikilie kabisa!" twitter.com/citizentvkenya…
That's among the WORST gender reveals i have ever seen on this TL
Once done, plate and serve. The pork can be served with any starch, veggie/mboga you like. On this day, fries and kachumbari just made sense❤️❤️!! youtu.be/uTpUxg4hvik
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen Good herby base, then some yummy sauciness and then add in the marinated pork as is (do not rinse it!!!) mix in and allow to cook on medium-high heat while mixing from time to time. youtu.be/uTpUxg4hvik
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen The cut I used for this was pork shoulder. Chop it up, pour the marinate in, mix and let it sit. As mentioned in the video: youtu.be/uTpUxg4hvik, marinating overnight/24hrs is best but if you are in a hurry a couple of hours would suffice.
Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen The phrase for this weekend is sweet & savoury.
I find that pork makes that flavor profile really blossom! And my pineapple thyme marinated pork is the most perfect recipe that i hope you get to try this weekend ✨️♥️. youtu.be/uTpUxg4hvik
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Retweeted by Kaluhi's_Kitchen When I tell you this recipe by @KaluhisKitchen is the way, the truth and the light 🤤:kaluhiskitchen.com/thyme-pineappl…M
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