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Magnus Deininger

I can now leave my shoes on during TSA procedures. Yay for Global Entry. Have a gratuitous #instagram HQ #selfie.
Having a good time at #defcon25. Pretty nice talks and fun hallway track, as usual. Definitely worth the 8 hour drive. :3
This check in queue is making me lose my will to live. I just wanna get some sleeeeep >.>
Shower Products for Men (hilarity ensues) youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4D…
Life hack: bundle up socks when you take them off instead of putting them in the wash separately and sorting them after. All these years...
Ah, can't beat a weekend day with minimal human interaction on the couch. Also, FINALLY finished StarCraft 2. And a shave-and-lase. W00t.
Guess who DIDN'T ask for my gender on their standard forms lately? The laser hair removal therapist. Thanks for that. :)
There is so much win in this, it's amazing. twitter.com/MattBinder/sta…
This might make me real unpopular, but I'd really like to see a counter-protest to this: thejournal.ie/dublin-brothel… - being from D4 and all.
"How much memory is my process using?" jvns.ca/blog/2016/12/0… - quite enjoyable read, thanks @b0rk :)
In light of a recent Facebook thread, I googled "when are more tattoos not the correct answer" - leading to wtf: christianity.com/bible/bible-st…
Actually, let me revise that. The one I looked at is 9000 points + EUR 125.16 taxes & fees, or just EUR 122.98 with the airline directly o.O
Avios is ... confusing. Either the site doesn't work, or the flight prices as points + moolah are the same as just the moolah.
Achievement unlocked: caused someone to trip over the signage of a manicure place because they were busy intently staring at my leggings.
#ponies! @nicuveo seems pleased. Serious business ensued. :)
Extra bonus points for taking surround sound feeds with a wired input and distributing them among other stereo/mono speaker sets properly.
Awesome product idea: a bluetooth thingamajigger that connects to a bunch of other bluetooth speakers and distributes sound to all of them.
"What do you do all day at work" they ask. "Very important stuff" I say. What with counting #ponies and all. :3
Know what's awesome about DuckDuckGo? It DOES NOT give you country-local results by default unless you ask it to. Thank you, DuckDuckGo.
“I shared my toddler's hospital bill on Twitter. First came supporters — then death threats.” vox.com/first-person/2…
I still maintain that autocorrect from "thankies" to "thank IRS" is an unusual and very counter-intuitive correction...
Seriously, why does Amazon STILL not have a search option for "actually delivers to where you know I fucking want it shipped"!?
Also some sad irony if your options are "male", "female", "other: _" and "would rather not say" if it's a REQUIRED field. SEMANTICS, people.
I just filled out a form that had a superfluous gender field. It offened ME, and I'm not even insecure about that. Be nice and just say No.
Pro-tip: don't include a "gender" field in a form unless you're absolutely 100% certain you need it. And then explain WHY in the form.
Un-skippable 1.5 min ads for a kickstarter BACKPACK!? THREE times through a video? Really, #YouTube, REALLY!?
#TIL European labour laws REQUIRE me to take Thursday off due to a 10 day limit on oncall shifts. I guess I'll round out the month with GTA.
goo.gl/photos/icShtdJ… Oh yeah, that was a nice view right there. March was pretty cold in #Milpitas #CA.
Have at this second release of the CXXHTTP HTTP library: github.com/ef-gy/cxxhttp/… Now with HTTP-over-STDIO and 100% test coverage. Because.
Yay, 100% test code coverage for that pointless HTTP server/client I wrote: coveralls.io/github/ef-gy/c… - w00t!
Pissing on your IT folk if they're your target audience will have rather poor retention metrics. Corollary: you're doing it wrong.
Keep getting spam for "live webcasts" of "IT solutions". Pro-tip: if your webcast is "live-only", you're basically pissing on your IT users
Modern assert messages: "Expected value 52. You won't believe what happened next!"
So, it's summer in Ireland again, and we managed to swing by IKEA for some garden furniture just in time <3
Shite. I just wrote some O(10s) lines of C++ that passed through the compiler with -pedantic on without so much as a warning. And it worked.
... moving between various configs of iSCSI and local storage probably didn't help, either.
Dunno why, but Windows 10 just decided to kill itself randomly on the gaming PC. Guess updating from 7 over several years wasn't ideal.
For reference, @machine_person's API thingy does this when called via curl like that.
.@machine_person made this stitching pattern api, and now my .profile has curl api.ef.gy/pattern/$(tput cols)x$(expr $(tput lines) - 1)
This is a USB-C add on board. You have 1 guess about what's wrong with this picture.
So, I've had this usb-c only laptop for a few months now. What is it that people need to plug into those all the time other than a monitor?
I would like to point out that the 8 GiB of SSD in the server is an actual SATA SSD and not a USB stick. Important difference, that.
So, just set up a replacement for this server I'm renting. It has 8 GiB of RAM and 8 GiB of SSD. And no swap. The stuff I have lying around.
Aaaand now for the obligatory blog post: ef.gy/fortuned This one ties it all together. And has an embedded JSFiddle. Because.
And now for something way cuter: the swans are still doing fine and there's a duck family next to their nest now :3.
Ah, and of course there needs to be a JSFiddle. Obvi. jsfiddle.net/jyujin/t87whwj… Now, let's see if I forgot anything else...
Of course, no silly API is complete without a node.js client on NPM: npmjs.com/package/fortun… Example: runkit.com/59355a35962215…
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, this Fortune API at github.com/ef-gy/fortuned… is also available as a Tor Hidden Service: 664ov6iyvgpe63xn.onion/fortune
 
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