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POV you’re Chris Rock and you just bought a fitbit
When I accidentally type “No” instead of “Np” while texting someone
Can I please get a response to this! @TeamYouTube Sorry for the QT, but I'm not sure what else to do. I'm very confident that this video is acceptable for advertisers.…
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We live in a world where these are literally FREE (just saying) imagine complaining about anything
Nickelback has and always will be ROCK AND ROLL!!!
You know when you’re just randomly talking about something near your phone and then it suddenly shows up in your suggested section :/
Merry Christmas everyone, do not fear or scream
CEO: What should the box art be? Marketing Head: These days people are really drawn in by the aesthetic of mercilessly torching defenseless peasant villages in Southeast Asia CEO: We’re going to be rich
You know what’s weird in my opinion prime numbers
NEW VID out now on the channel. Don’t miss out on this one, it’s an absolute trip lmao
Had so much fun designing this set. It's honestly my favorite JonTron one yet 😊 New video is out too! A true Christmas miracle 🙏@JonTronShowo7T
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Man I wonder what it would be like to hear someone’s experience with DMT
But grandma was so sweet 😔…q
Uncomfortably Close Encounters of the Third Kind 🎃👽Cdh
Just to be clear: I’m not saying you shouldn’t get vaccinated, that should be your choice. I’m also not saying the vaccine is unsafe. I want the best for everyone, I’m just concerned that the level of conformity around public discourse has reached dangerous levels. Stay safe✌️
Ok, you’ve got a point… how about this then?…
Just trust the science, Bro!!! 👏👏nEX
Live footage of me on my 17th call transfer to my bank's fraud specialist trying to get a "suspicious" $20 transaction from 7-11 unflagged so I'm allowed to ever use my money again
ᴬʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘᵐᵒʳˢ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᵇᵃˢᵗᵃʳᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡ
My only reaction to reading the horrible news that today we lost inspiration, comedic genius, and all around legend Norm MacDonald:
LMAO posted this while on this shitter as a meme and came back to reams of heartfelt responses and confessionals 😂😅 The internet truly is magical.
One time when I was like 11 my mom got me the wrong subway sandwich and I got really upset so she gave me hers and I ate it but I felt really bad about eating her sandwich and making a big deal out of it overall I wish I was a better son
Well that’s ironic, innit??
For all those inconvenient times you find yourself hiding under the stairs waiting for the muffled screaming to stop!
Man it’s fucking beautiful today ✨
I’m not sure homeschooling is going to cut it this day and age, do they have off-planet schooling?
Damn…RIP Trevor Moore. Absolute legend…
The free market strikes again
The normies are about to wake up to a magical day aren’t they
Literally came online for the first time in like 10 days thanks for letting me down again everyone
I legitimately just woke up from a fever dream that consisted of an entire film starring Mel Gibson which does not actually exist, AND it even had two breathtaking plot twists that I was not expecting. Wtf?? Definitely Mel’s best work to date, two thumbs up 👍🏻 👍🏻
Best part about the rain delay? Got to chat with and hang with JonTron for a good bit w/ @GarrettSmithley
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I’m sure the line for cigarettes is just really long
Your phone’s Face ID just after you’ve woken up:
Today we're simplifying *HIGHLY OVERLY COMPLEX* corporate logos🤩(FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE😘Ce
Yes “Waterloo” by ABBA is great but I really prefer “Battle of Actium” by S Club 7
What do you guys think of my new corporate branding? #LowestCommonDenominator
Ok, actually, thinking about it I think it’s statistically impossible that we’re ALL gamers
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