John Jannuzzi

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And I bet he never shut up about his one thing.
Paul Revere was probably so annoying IRL.
Our wedding vibe is very Carrie before the pig’s blood.
Dessert wine is out
Oh no not that guy talking about food now.
Underestimated the interest in that marriage i guess.
So far everything about the met gala feels pretty meh but the blue and yellow is probably the worst of it.
They’re everywhere
The cornerstone of the Brokedown Palace soundtrack.…
Dunno if i have the strength for another round of people on here pretending to realize rent outside of NYC is affordable. Shut the fuck upppp.
Dough says good morning have a flower.
And by extension, Masimo Corteleone, who is expanding this shit label into a global enterprise.
Again the actual villain is James Holt and his ugly ass clothes.…
Too much Pharrell “Happy” on Peloton.
Alex still hasn’t showered
Or like when i worked in a restaurant i basically just could do anything until 4:00pm in the afternoon and worked till 1:00/2:00 in the morning. It’s fine.
I always used to be jealous of them but now generally acknowledge them as poor freelancers…
God imagine being an SNL writer having to deal with Elon musk
Don’t have the time for cheugy because I’ve lived through too many of these but have fun guys
I’ve been plagued by all these Balthazar instagrams that I’m like fine I’ll go
Balthazar is fine but Augustine didn’t get what it deserved
Inscription: “married on a Friday because Saturdays are for the boys”
It’s really only a men’s ring if it’s not going on your finger otherwise rings are rings but sure go get your gunmetal forever power circle
“Why didn’t you tell me to shower?”
Outside and unmasked
me saying "Feel free to text me" and "yes i can make that zoom" on my vacation
Finally picked up my copy and it’s prettttty gripping. 👏�@jameskmcauleyeyB
If she’s not back as a problematic art teacher, we burn it all.…
they had a lovechild
Somebody who texts like this informs me that I’m old because my 16 year old cousin has a license.
Wow this feels very nice
I got the vaccine with the rest of my obese comrades so it’s been a while
So I’m about to take Dough for a walk do I need a mask???
Working in general is horrible so whatever.
I love the trope of fashion as a career not being glamorous. As if being a CPA somehow is a better option.
I keep watching the deranged soul cycle reel and it never stops tormenting me
Oh no i am okay thank you though
lol youn yuhjung was talking to korean media after the oscars and one of them was like "that's all they (americans) keep asking you isn't it 😔" and she went "they kept asking me how it was meeting brad pitt 🙄�6mZ
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Post pandemic me will live with no regrets
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