John Cleese

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Russia is as effective at sanctioning as at war fighting: “Russia also named former senators John McCain, Harry M. Reid, and Orrin G. Hatch as among the current or ex-lawmakers barred from entering the country, even though they are all dead.”…
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But things are getting better in the Catholic world For example, they don't burn people alive anymore…
A wonderfully effective sketch written by John Law and Marty Feldman Nothing important changes because very rich people can always find ways to cling on to power…
I can remember when the NYT was a great newspaper Now it just has some great columnists...…
Oh ! What pleasure to know that the vile Murdoch is upset He's fucked up the national newspapers in Oz, then the UK, and now the US, where his Fox News is bent on destroying what remains of democracy there All of this solely to bring himself more money and more power…
Very reassuring to see a civilised hand-over of power in Australia G'd on yer, mates !
Are they punishing him twice for the same offence ?…
If you think that Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, must be investigated now that reporters just uncovered emails that she sent to Arizona Republican lawmakers demanding that they steal Biden’s win by submitting fake electors, please RT and follow us!
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Update from the road. My daughter @CamillaCleese has the map. Please send hope. and snacks. Meet us for a live silly show! Seattle on 5/23: Santa Barbara on 5/25: Sacramento on 5/27:
George W. Bush finally admitted the brutal invasion of Iraq was unjustified.(Based on a Lie) America can’t wait 19 years for Donald Trump to admit the brutal invasion of our Capitol was based on a lie. Democracy would be long gone by then. Time to Indict and save the Republic.
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The whole thing reeks of today's Tory corruption…
Kippers anyone? #FawltyTowers ☠️🛌M
Could the proponents of Replacement Theory explain to us wny their largely white supporters seem to be so easily replaced Would those supporters feel less threatened if our society provided a better safety net for people who are not capable of contributing much
@JohnCleese shame he threw himself out of that window after shooting himself in the back of the head ....twice.
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I see an ex-Russian army colonel is telling the truth about the Ukraine 'special military operation' RIP
This is what happens when you bring your daughter on tour @CamillaCleese. Come join us for a live silly show: 👻🎩#Vancouverer 5/17#Victoriaia 5/1#Seattlele 5/2#SantaBarbarara 5/2#Sacramentoto 5/2bq
There have always been very, very bad men What is dismaying is that he has so many fans…
But it was a good way of hanging on to her seat And fake gullibility is easier than the real thing…
Hate kills. Over and over again. All who traffic in it, stoke it, normalize it, use it as a basis for political power, and make money off of it should be denounced, discredited, defunded, and voted out of office. Corporate sponsors bear a special responsibility.
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Putting together the draft front page with @Hardeep_Matharu of the May edition of @BylineTimes Want to know more about the 'Frenemies of the People'? You won't read it anywhere else. Subscribe to Byline Times by Tuesday to get it delivered to your door
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Nothing to add... I just want as many people to see this as possible…
It's taking place in Regina, which IS next to Moose Jaw…
I don't think Erdogan would feel positive about anything that leads to the strengthening of democracy…
I assume the Upper-class Twit of the Decade, Rees-Mogg, was satisfied when he learned that Sadiq Khan's flights to and from the US were paid for by the airline No surprise, since he had no problem with the 40 thousand pounds of taxpayers' money that Johnson's delegation had cost
Report to Canada for a seriously silly live show tonight! 🇨�
Fawlty FIRE! 🔥Q
They'll hide anything discreditable if it is critical of the Tories They are interested only in power, which would be vastly diminished if the Tories are kicked out So nothing they print about politics is truthful…
For a good laugh, read Andrew Roberts's review of Tariq Ali's book about Churchill
To the great and giving nurses who put us before themselves every day, thank you. #InternationalNursesDay
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A quite astonishing story on Byline Times by Sam Bright Dominic Cummings has revealed that Johnson arranged 'bungs'- bribes - to British papers in exchange for favourable coverage and government advertising The worst corruption in British history - and unreported of course
We've finally located Saskatoon, so the show is on tonight
In case you haven't seen it yet... Ricky Gervaise was asked what he thought of Piers Morgan inteviewing the Taleban He said " I've lost all respect for them "
We're performing in Saskatoon tonight Provided we can find it... Can anyone give us directions ? The concierge here says it's next to Moosejaw, but I think he's pulling our legs
@JohnCleese Never thought I would want to see anyone named Camilla or Cleese up close but put those names together and low and behold. Like Steak and Kidney pie, not terrible on their own but joined, what a delight
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Full houses and tremendous receptions in Edmonton and Calgary Largely due to the appearances of Camilla Cleese Plenty of seats available at Saskatoon, because they only got TV last year
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! @montypython
Reminder! There’s still a few tickets left for my very silly Canadian/American tour! Saskatoon, Santa Barbara and Sacramento I’m looking at you! #tickets here:…
One decent human being It's a start…
I quite agree But the breathtaking triviality of the British media conceals their true motive 'Beergate' is a pathetic attempt to keep the mendacious Johnson as Premier, so that he can continue to protect them from Leveson 2 - which ALL the other parties support…
Happy Mother’s Day! from “How to Irritate People”
I couldn't agree with you, Ron and Stephen Colbert any more strongly. Why didn't they admit that they thought Roe was so egregiously decided in their hearings??? They lied, they lied, they lied. They should be removed! No ifs, ands or buts.…
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Crikey. Former Sun political editor @tnewtondunn’s flagship Talk TV show was watched by an average of 3,600 viewers on Monday evening. Seems these insurgent right wing channels just can’t command audiences.
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Trump is a man who believes that no rule or law applies to him This is the definition of an 'Asshole' And the evangelicals worship him Poor America...…
Astounding how educated people will betray themselves to acquire power…
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Private Investigato@DannoHanksks tell@JohnCleesese he was paid $75,000 to target OJ Simpson jury during 2008 trial by three different Rupert Murdoch-owned outlets Full…7mV
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“The Last Supper” with Ade Edmondson at The Secret Policeman’s Biggest Ball, 1989.
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