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What the hell kind of so-called Governor thinks books are a greater threat to our kids than guns are?
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"A person familiar with the findings said there were at least a dozen hypotheses that Trump’s team wanted tested. "'None of these were significant enough,' this person said. 'Just like any election, there are always errors, omissions and irregularities. It was nowhere close… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Norfolk Southern, the company whose train derailed in Ohio and unleashed chemicals, made a record $12 billion in revenue last year. Instead of investing in better safety measures, what did the company do? It authorized a $10 billion stock buyback. Corporate greed, folks.
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The number of classified documents found at the homes of Biden, Trump, and Pence. (Graphic: USA Today)
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The new DNC ad is worth a watch and retweet
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A friend just pointed out to me that a Katie Hind of the DM has completely confused comments I made about my GB News series with ones I made about the Fawlty Towers spinoff Unsurprisingly, they make no sense
The Guardian has invented a new form of criticism. It attacks not what has been written, but what it thinks MIGHT be written No wonder it's going under Genuinely sad. It used to be the best newspaper in Britain
BBC Chair: It’s not just arranging the loan for Johnson is it? Sharp donated massively to the Conservative Party and worked as an advisor to Johnson and Sunak. All revealed by ⁦@AdamBienkov⁩ via the excellent ⁦@BylineTimes⁩. bylinetimes.com/2023/02/07/the…
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Capitalism works if reflects other values than just greed twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/st…
Hey @RishiSunak instead of stopping small boats how about seizing some big ones?
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My brother’s got a safe space for drinking More here: youtube.com/watch?v=KiP1RY…
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It’s now official! They really do think we are all thick! twitter.com/PeterStefanovi…
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We have had some Tory sleaze over the years but this current shower takes some beating.
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Feels like there might be something missing from this "Conservative Woman" event.
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A little reminder of the things they used to say. They don't say these things now, do they? We were lied to. #Brexit
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Will this lead to the abolition of Lavery ? twitter.com/DanNeidle/stat…
Spot on, as usual with Mr Robert Reich ( I wish he'd had two older brothers ) twitter.com/RBReich/status…
I've been warned that much of my content is insufficiently trivial for many young people I'd like to apologise from the bottom of several of my vital organs I sincerely hope it may become more interesting as they grow older However, a photo of my breakfast will be here shortly
As Monty Python used to say "Ooh what a give-away ! " twitter.com/MatthewStadlen…
This is extraordinarily important for the future of our democracy Please listen twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/…
@JohnCleese The BBC would like to apologise for the loss of our sense of humour. We are seeking help to recover it. It was last seen in the 1990s, in the executive washroom at Television Centre. If found, please return it as soon as possible.
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Virtually impossible But it is possible to make something that's funny enough And completely different, of course twitter.com/LeightonRW07/s…
While I'm always grateful to receive career advice from a towering talent like Nick Robinson, I think it is more important for the British public that the BBC re-discovers its sense of humour Those were the days...
So Cleese is deleting the original two series of Fawlty Towers and replacing them with these new ones, right? That’s what I’m picking up from everyone’s hot takes.
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Corruption, corruption, corruption... twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat…
I called on the members of European Parliament on 2017 to support our fight against forced hijab. Now after killing hundreds of protesters see this act of child abuse in Iran. Isolate our murderous regime and designate IRGC as a terrorist organization. twitter.com/AlinejadMasih/…
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It took me quite a long time to realise just how unscrupulous and shameless they are twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat…
But, as I've already pointed out, that was because Trump had shares in them twitter.com/UncleBobbings/…
Did the Chinese really think the Americans wouldn't spot it ?
I think it's sign of authenticity Like all the grammatical mistakes They show you're not inferior to better educated people, just less well educated twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/st…
Reformists are leaving the sinking ship called the Islamic Republic. Mousavi, former prime minister and a presidential challenger in 2009 Green movement, now says it’s time for a new constitution to be drafted. Former President Khatami says reform has reached a dead end.
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I wonder if living in a castle on Sark tends to detach you from reality twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat…
it makes you feel tiny and insignificant, doesn't it Rob ? twitter.com/RobSchneider/s…
Maybe one could paint it nice colours You know, cheer it up a bit twitter.com/Teslaconomics/…
It seems that the main qualification for high office in the UK these days is shamelessness twitter.com/jonsopel/statu…
As Republicans melt down over Biden’s waiting too long to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon, the DoD casually announces that 3 Chinese spy balloons came into the country during Trump’s presidency and he did nothing defense.gov/News/News-Stor…
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For my Dubai Twits I'll be in Dubai for six weeks If any group wants to understand how to create the best conditions for innovation, call Marc Jones at Motivate Or read my book 'Creativity' !
By 2018, the 400 wealthiest American families paid a lower total tax rate – including federal, state and local taxes – than the bottom 50% of American households. Their overall tax rate that year was only 23%. It had been 70% in 1950. This is what oligarchy looks like.
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The first sketch i ever performed on Television, which I performed again on "The Des O'Connner Show" to get out of singing.
Ukraine has never attacked or threatened Russia, all we want is Russia to leave us alone.
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