John Cleese

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My final stop on the American tour will be tonight in Santa Rosa, CA at The Luther Burbank Center For The Arts. The remaining tickets can be found here:… #johncleese #live #whythereisnohope
Delighted to see Ford is creating 500 more jobs on Merseyside Let's hope nobody half-inches the plant
George W is planning to hold a fund-raiser for Liz Cheney, who deplores Trump's 'Big Lie'
Here in Tucson there is a forest of very tall cactuses, some of which are over 200 years old Moral : If you want to live a long time, get a bit prickly
MSNBC has a good piece on the moral and intellectual collapse of the Claremont Institute
Hello Canada! I've added 3 shows at The @houseofcomedybc in Vancouver 25-27 October. The first 2 shows are sold out and the third is close so get your tickets:…
When you decide to breakfast out in nature. See you tonight in Tucson at The Music Hall. @CamillaCleese…
What is this?! Phoenix tonight @OrpheumPhx Tucson Saturday at The Music Hall San Jose Monday @SanJoseCivic Santa Rosa Tuesday at Luther Burbank… #johncleese #whythereisnohope
Man’s best friend… is also man’s BIGGEST friend! Pleased to share the new trailer for #CliffordMovie. See it in theatres and on @paramountplus November 10.
Contact me through the website, Tui…
@JohnCleese It's all about stopping the transition to renewable energy which will put Big Oil out of business.…
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This sums up why social media attracts moronesses…
Why don't the Texas politicians just include " Mein Kampf " in the curriculum ?…
Gov. Parson is threatening to prosecute a journalist who 100% did the ethical thing by telling the state they were publishing teacher SSNs online, then holding publication of the story until after the state fixed it. That's the gold standard for reporting security failures.…
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Huge bottlenecks crippling the US economy Bloody Brexit again
Across the world, human rights defenders are being smeared with false accusations of criminality & law-breaking. It's shocking to see this happening in the UK, but we will keep campaigning for a media that tells the truth, & reports accurately & fairly:
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I read this morning that Pew have found that less than half of Republicans want Trump to run for a third time This seems important. Could we please hear more about this surprising news ?
This is big: Clifford the Big Red Dog is coming to theatres and @paramountplus November 10! @CliffordMovie #CliffordMovie
Thanks for coming out! We had a blast, love Denver 🙏�…Wb
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The clip starts with an earlier interview on the set of the "Hermits" sketch from 1969 with myself and featuring the other Pythons, including Graham in character as The Colonel. Full clip…
"Look North" from 23 May 1973 featured a news report from the @montypython team as we were touring around the country with the Monty Python stage show. The report features Graham, Michael, and Terry.
Part 8! Romance with a Double Bass (1974)
Do I have any well-informed Twits in Singapore who can give me reasons why I should spend the winter there ? If so, please contact me through Pat Wade c/o my website
I don't understand Is the " My child, my choice " sign refer to the abortion debate ?…
I read that the screwed-up supply chain may have caused the California oil spill Fucking Brexit
I will be in San Jose 10/18 and Santa Rosa, California 10/19!…
Tonight @CamillaCleese and I are in Hershey Pennsylvania at The Hershey Theatre. Buy a ticket now!… #johncleese #hershey #Live
Ironically, seeing @JohnCleese and his daughter @CamillaCleese tonight in “Why There Is No Hope” filled my heart with hope. But sitting with him afterwards while he recited a 55-year-old sketch from The Frost Report from memory over drinks was worth the drive to Red Bank alone!
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She’s got more of the Death Force. #fawltytowers 🇬�@FAWLTYTOWERS_Stj
A simple request 🇺🇲 Starting tonigh@basiecenterer in New Jersey…6Xd
.@CamillaCleese and I begin our tour tomorrow Night in Redbank, NJ at Count Basie. Get tickets and come say hello…
You're incredible! Huge thanks to our 10 @LondonMarathon Run Wild team who raised over £10,000 completing the long distance run on Sunday. 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️ Feeling inspired? Our entries for 2022 are open, email to register your intereiU4y
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I couldn't resist!
Guessing this poster was made after @JohnCleese pushed me overboard for something I said, but I will be touring with him!…
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going to @JohnCleese opening show this week - been a @montypython fan for ~40 years - it would take quite the flesh wound for me to miss this... also, really hoping to win the dead parrot in the raffle. there is a dead parrot raffle, right???…
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The American Tour begins Thursday in Redbank, NJ. I look forward to seeing most of you!… #johncleese #LIVE
Beware the old ladies attacking fit, defenseless men. @montypython #MontyPython
New Republican slogan : "Every unwanted child a child" Freedom !!…
Discussing Basil with Connie in 1976. @FAWLTYTOWERS_ #fawltytowers 🇬�P4
Astoundinly well done !! Five stars…
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