Thanks for feeding my ego with this ❤️ twitter.com/famousbirthday…
Nevermind, it’s back. I’m happy again. twitter.com/chilledcow/sta…
Come be on The Basement Yard podcast. It’ll be horrible for your image but you’ll have a great time. twitter.com/AndrewYang/sta…
Also, I can’t help but think some of these influencers use anxiety & depression as a way to get more views, likes, clicks, or w/e. It’s hard to tell who’s being genuine. It just seems like some of them know that if they talk about it, they’ll seem more relatable or something.
Again, he’s clearly uneducated on anxiety & shouldn’t be making definitive statements like that but.. it’s not like the kid said “ppl with anxiety are fucking babies.” His heart seemed to be in the right place but his brain was lost at fucking sea.
For the record, that Jake Paul tweet was obviously dumb but all the news coverage & chatter is a bit much.
I had deep dish when I was in Chicago. I felt like I was pregnant with a teenager who shit it’s pants. twitter.com/Mondlc13/statu…
I’ve bought maybe 20 phone chargers since 2020 started & somehow I now have zero.
The LoPriore brothers popped in for an episode of The Extra Yard 👀youtu.be/6yEHY8Zc8QY
I’m giggling like a school girl at this. I love him. twitter.com/UnsolicitedDik…
Hey Coronavirus, please stop?
I saw that “SCHOOLS CLOSING” was trending and got excited. I’m 28 years old and haven’t been to school in a decade. What’s wrong with me?
Whoever enjoys these should have a piano dropped on their head.
Someone take my phone away.
Send me 1,000 boxes. Don’t blueball me. twitter.com/Dunkaroos/stat…
If Jennifer Lopez told me that I needed to abandon my family to be with her, I would tell her that I’ve already had my bags packed since I was 17.
Jennifer Lopez will always be the hottest woman alive. I’m convinced that if she lived to be 186 years old, she’d still be hot.
I feel bad for the Chiefs & 49ers because they’re missing this halftime show. These women are unbelievable.
Haven’t been this horny in ages twitter.com/darrenrovell/s…
Cannot be happier with all the content coming out. Proud of it all. We’re just getting warmed up!!! More shit coming..
WE ARE BACK AND HAVE FULL VIDEO EPISODES AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! First episode of the new season: I'm In a Master/Slave Relationship: youtube.com/watch?v=tqvLZ-…
The scariest part about lions is that if I ever saw one, I’d try to cuddle with it... which would result in death. I have no self control. Them bitches cuddly.
Rank these desserts.
We’re dropping the new colors soon 👀twitter.com/jacqui_a36/sta…
You know every week there’s a video & 4 different podcasts that come out right? twitter.com/emm__uhhh__lee…
I can’t believe this man.
RIP Kobe. This just feels so strange. Wow. I don’t know what to say.
If BBQ sauce isn’t in your Top 5, you’re a certified maniac.
Rank your Top 5 favorite condiments.
Why are ketchup packets so small? Who the hell only uses ONE ketchup packet? MAKE THESE THINGS BIGGER.
The most insane story I’ve ever heard 😂😂youtu.be/Qf8Xa-DHVIQ
I actually don’t care much about winning podcast awards. I just really hope I get to accept an award one day & recite Kanye’s 2005 Grammy speech when he won for Best Rap Album as if it’s my own.