joe mande

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Bye, y’all! I’m leaving!
I love the passion the heart that America & the American people have inside their souls , will continue to fight 4 you . #PositiveVibes 🇺🇸🙏
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The world is to sensitive... everybody R e l a x!!!
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i’d love to be rich and successful, but not so rich and successful that i start asking women to watch me shower
How about now?
Another BG masterpiece. My favorite part is that the bottled waters are labeled “USA,” implying that Puerto Rico is a foreign country. twitter.com/grrrgraphics/s…
Explaining my #Banksy piece to Joe Jackson was interesting to say the least #aokisplayhouse
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ty dolla sign didn’t notice he was sitting in front of me at the chance concert tonight. real missed opportunity for him to meet a legend 🙁
when you do a great job proving you’re not a psycho
Secretary Tillerson was superb this morning.
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i'm not sure this counts as political activism, but i've spent the last 24 hours telling literally hundreds of gun freaks to suck my dick
🚮 casts 🚮 as 🚮 in bioptwitter.com/theavclub/stat…I29
Happy to announce that "Joe Mande's Award-Winning Comedy Special" is still streaming on Netflix
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if you honestly think you need to own an assault rifle you are a legit psycho
today was fucking bleak, but a highlight was when a nazi bot accused me of trying to have sex with @meganamram
this bitch @briansflood wrote an article for fox news attacking @meganamram. here is a video of his shitty stand up: youtu.be/nJSSRucD-ug
anyone know where i can buy a prayer vest?
Signing off for a while! 👋b
my warmest condolences to all the trump idiots i follow on twitter who have already decided that ISIS did it
did we MAGA yet
vegetables are better than fruit
CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS FUCK TO GO TO JAIL twitter.com/yashar/status/…
When in doubt, do what Steve Aoki does👇V
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a good halloween costume would be just a 2017 calendar
maybe someone in PR can use it as a toilet? twitter.com/nbcnews/status…
The #DemocratParty is on the bring of total irrelevance if the Republican Congress will just show up.
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tfw you're a fascist but you're also into industrial horror metal twitter.com/cassandrarules…
Unfortunately, this is probably when i peaked. @nickkroll #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief
excited to announce that my wife and i just got our first magazine cover
...i'm of course referring to a GEOSTORM! (Geostorm in theaters nationwide 10/20) #sponsored #ad
seems like things are speeding up towards some sort of cataclysmic end!
it's not a nice thing to say. unless you like really wanted to suck my dick, in which case i'm sorry for being such a lil tease 😜
on this yom kippur, i'd like to apologize to all the people online i told to suck my dick.
...while saying the N word over and over? twitter.com/variety/status…
have a great weekend everyone!
i love interacting online
🚨 YOM KIPPUR BEGINS AT SUNDOWN �twitter.com/joemande/statu…0c
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