Jimmy Kimmel

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I’m such a positive person, I tested positive AGAIN. I am feeling fine - the great John @mulaney & Andy Samberg @thelonelyisland have graciously agreed to host @JimmyKimmelLive for me tomorrow.
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Stupid Matt Damon did that commercial for FREE in exchange for a huge donation to water.org and now everyone hates him. Thanks twitter assholes! I couldn’t have planned this better myself water.org
Happy 45th anniversary to our amazing friends at @StJosephCtr! Join us in helping them reach their $1 million goal by the end of June. Funds raised go to providing food, housing & hope to those who need it most. Text SJC45 to 26989 or visit stjosephctr.org/donate/ to contribute.
To the great and giving nurses who put us before themselves every day, thank you. #InternationalNursesDay
On this day, a great person - who also happens to be a great musician - was born. Happy birthday Bono! #SurrenderMemoir twitter.com/U2/status/1524…
With the power of love and my WWE belt, I have conquered COVID. Back with a new @JimmyKimmelLive tonight with @JessicaBiel @glenpowell & music from @StP_BrokenBones
I rarely (if ever) specifically ask people to share one of my videos but sunshine is a great disinfectant. Let’s make these 3 scam call centers famous. They make an estimated $18M a year scamming people of their life savings. As of vid release they were still up and running.
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Happy #MothersDay to every Mom everywhere, especially @mollymcnearney - these kids don't know how lucky we are.
On this special day our friends at @Disney and @StarlightUS are donating 40,000 @starwars themed gowns and pants to kids at children’s hospitals starlight.org/starwars #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Muchas Gracias to my pal Mike @birbigs for hosting @JimmyKimmelLive while I’m in covid quarantine… #MikeMyers @iliza @theblackcrowes
Will we stand by passively and forget this in two weeks? All our fears are being realized. Make it a law. What is Democracy when the majority no longer rules? twitter.com/ninaturner/sta…
Thanks to every hard-working and wonderful teacher. We appreciate you, especially lately. #TeacherAppreciationDay
Our daughter brought us covid (even though we specifically asked her not to) All feeling fine, I am double vaxxed and boosted but the show must not go on. Apologies to @TomCruise & @iliza and thanks to Mike Birbiglia @birbigs who'll be filling in for me starting tomorrow night
He didn't ask specifically, but I know @batemanjason wants me to tweet this glowing profile washingtonpost.com/arts-entertain… @geoffedgers
Calling family members young & old for a new game show hosted by @KellyRipa! generationgapcasting.com #GenerationGap @ABCNetwork @GenerationGapTV
Happy 5th birthday to our little nut. We’re eternally grateful to the brilliant doctors & nurses at @ChildrensLA & @CedarsSinai for saving Billy's life & to those of you whose donations & prayers meant everything. Please support families who need help: chla.org/give
Why not just buy everyone's thumbs? twitter.com/karaswisher/st…
They found the tanned ballsac Tucker Carlson was talking about.
Holy shit — @MalloryMcMorrow bringing it as EVERY Democrat should bring it. Must watch. youtube.com/watch?v=0-k8I0…
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Hey All! It's on! Join us April 14th 12:00 pm EST Veteran's Memorial Wilmington NC!! We're so close to getting veterans exposed to Burn Pit Toxins the help they need!! Urge your Senators to support The PACT ACT. WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!
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One of a million crazy-funny Gilbert memories is when he made a deranged caller to the @HowardStern show repeat a LONG story 15 times, each time pretending he couldn't hear what he said.
Happy 75th birthday to David “Dave” @Letterman - the best and funniest talk show host ever, whether he likes it or not, and my favorite new YouTuber youtube.com/channel/UCVUx0…
A TERRIBLE new children’s song #YumYumNomNomTootTootPoop from @katyperry and me. You will never sleep again.
Thank you @seanhannity. We see what you are doing and we appreciate it. #America
.@RepMTG reported me to the Capitol Police, so I reported her to Batman!
NOTE to @RepMattGaetz - stay indoors. It's Girl Scout cookie season twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/s…
The only fantasies you inspire are of silence. Maybe you should report this to Animal Control? twitter.com/RepMTG/status/…
Officer? I would like to report a joke. twitter.com/RepMTG/status/…
if you haven’t yet subscribed to the best YouTube channel of all…. twitter.com/letterman/stat…
Just posted a photo @ Nederlander Theatre instagram.com/p/Cb3TblVlRm-/…
Thank you @jimmyfallon and the wonderful staff & crew at @FallonTonight. It was an #AprilFools dream come true. XO – The Other Jimmy
2-minutes of Don Rickles absolutely annihilating Clint Eastwood…. twitter.com/tsting18/statu…
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Breakdown of the Craziest Oscars Moment Ever Between Will... youtu.be/g2Al27LJ5-0 via @YouTube
I know the big story is the slap, but congratulations to @amyschumer @iamwandasykes & Regina Hall who were very funny - I hope that isn't overshadowed by the unpleasantness #Oscars
what was the vegas line on the fresh prince punching little penny in the face?
Grab your grandma for a new game show on @ABCNetwork. #GenerationGap looking for family contestants now - generationgapcasting.com @GenerationGapTV
Not too many people brought more joy to more people. Rest in peace Dom - heaven undoubtedly serves your pizza. twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…
Succession’s Brian Cox is now starring in Euphoria too! @Zendaya
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While Republicans like @EliseStefanik and others want to paint Biden as a person to blame for Russian aggression, let's not forget why Trump was impeached the first time. Trump set Ukraine up to be attacked for his own personal self-interests. Here's @MikieSherrill in 2019:
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Between Tucker Carlson and Pam & Tommy, this really is the golden age of talking dicks on TV.
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