Jim Gaffigan
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“There’s a part of the comedy nerd - which is an affectionate term for people that get into the science & mechanics of comedy - that just loves the Center because it really does delve into that.” — #NationalComedyCenter Advisory Board member @JimGaffigan on our #AWNewYork panel.
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan The worst is when you are super busy and have no time so you check Twitter Search and the topics trending and “for you” are lame and you have to do whatever you were supposed to do.
Is it just me but if you listen real hard do you hear that “Fancy like” song playing everywhere you go?
I realize it’s 9pm and this is short notice but could the @NFL play a game tonight? Would be so fun to watch a game. Thanks in advance.
Spain is so loud and they don't even have to open their mouth
More spain jokes: youtu.be/H1IhUqWzzYs
Omaha!!! Runza and get your tickets to my Omaha show on November 4th. Tix at jimGaffigan.com. If you don’t know what a Runza is, you deserve one. No, a Runza is way better than the other thing.
Hello, I am Highly Anxious
More on my history: youtu.be/yZdGSjh-uNI
Upcoming Midwest shows: Minneapolis this weekend. Then Omaha, Milwaukee, Indianapolis & Springfield (IL)
Watch full joke: youtu.be/bjrI64S9DTw
Thanks to all the Pharmacists and drug store employees. We appreciate you.
Keep watching: youtu.be/U2-6Sh_hAYE
Let's get cookin' ! Happy #PulledPorkDay
Keep watching: youtu.be/vWQpg1MXZQ0?t=…
Jim Gaffigan Taping Netflix Comedy Special For Late 2021 Release deadline.com/2021/10/jim-ga… via @DEADLINE
Minneapolis! I’m so excited for my shows this weekend (Thursday-Saturday) at the The State Theater. Thanks to everyone who has come to the FUN Tour. Tix at jimGaffigan.com.
Why do all the good things have to end?
Fast food fun: youtu.be/KYKGFujJp6Y
Just call me Walker Texas Ranger Walker
Full joke: youtu.be/g88XuruVYEM
Phoenix tix still available for Saturday 9:30 show! All FUN TOUR dates at jimGaffigan.com
See you all there! twitter.com/StephenSchneck…
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan 🪦 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🪦: Mark your calendars#HotelTransylvaniaia: Transformania will be releasing worldwide on @AmazonPrimeVideo January 14th6V
Thanks @hbomax for sending the #backtohogwarts gifts to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter & The sorcerer’s stone. My kids thought I was a good dad for at least 20 minutes after they opened it.
Big congrats to @AndrewYang on his new book. I always enjoy hearing and reading what he has to say. #forwadbook
I'm bringing the FUN Tour to Florida this December. Tix at my website.
Watch more here: youtu.be/MAJ3l_0pbyI
Vodka: how the best decision are made #VodkaDay
More jokes: youtu.be/DdjX_Wh5bvE
Hey! Just a reminder that i'm in PHX this weekend at the Celebrity Theater. The early shows are sold out but there's still tickets for the 9:30 Saturday. I hope to see you there. Jimgaffigan.com
Happy #vegetarianday to the only folks who talk more about meat than me.
Keep watching: youtu.be/0E7jutNLzRw
@JimGaffigan I would go more adjective rather than noun here:
I ate peanut butter chocolate pie and was filled with gaffiganous regret.
The gaffiganous feeling after eating a 1/2 gallon of ice cream was strong.
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan There should be a name for the short period of enjoyment you experience after you eat something unhealthy but right before you feel nauseous and spin into a pool of regret. Suggestions?
Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, and Jim Gaffigan will perform at the 15th annual Stand Up for Heroes: cos.lv/7qNG50Gi65l @springsteen @jonstewart @JimGaffigan
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan Introducing the outstanding talent lineup for this year’s Stand Up for Heroes event, presented by @bwforg and @nycomedyfest, on Nov. 8: @natebargatze, @JimGaffigan, @GraceGaustad1, @NikkiGlaser, @SingHarlem, @donnellrawlings, @springsteen, & @jonstewart!
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan St. Louis send me all your Toasted Ravioli restaurant recommendations! I'll be coming to you this weekend 10/1-2 and I can't wait.
Jim Eats the World: youtu.be/ofyJ3R35-Yg
Missing Hawai'i a little extra today, here's my kids trying Spam for the first time!
Full video: youtu.be/1Gypp77lxPY
Bringing the FUN tour @StifelTheatre in St Louis this Friday and Saturday. Tickets at jimGaffigan.com
I wanted to raise my children in NYC for the culture. #yoursistersballs instagram.com/p/CUTpZQmlFCV/…
Have you been a victim of this crime?
Funny stuff: youtu.be/y2jrOBDX4oE
🦑’s first stand up show! Stoked that he gets to see@JimGaffigann live… he knows all the specials by heart.r
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan TONIGHT I’ll be @RadioCity with my hilarious friends one more time @JimGaffigan @marinayfranklin! Great run.
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan I’m thrilled to be playing Radio City Music Hall this Thursday, Friday and Saturday with the legend @JimGaffigan and the luminous @marinayfranklin!
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan For #ClimateNight, @sethmeyers interviews U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate @JohnKerry! Plus, @JimGaffigan!
Retweeted by Jim Gaffigan Everyone loves the fall season except leaves. #firstdayoffall
Keep watching: youtu.be/bjrI64S9DTw
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