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Senator Ted - Your tsunami of wishful thinking was as overwhelming as a clown throwing a bucket of confetti. The takeaway: your wickedness is not indicative of the country as a whole. Most people still know bulls**t when they see it. When you Cruz you LOSE! ;^P
Yes @MargaretAtwood, I’m afraid the worst has happened. We’re banned from Russia🥱…but the problems of 100 Canadians don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world! We’ll always have Paris. Here’s looking at you kid. 😢☔twitter.com/MargaretAtwood…NV
Capt Smirk fired 1/2 his crew. He’s banning comics: shadow banning unverified users, boldly going where no unbridled ego has gone before. Says, “$8/mo is the price of a latte.” True. It’s also cheaper than a T-shirt saying “Rob me. I’m a gullible ass!” BTW Mars mission? FAKE NEWS
Behold, Merrick Garland, democracy dies… while you cross your t’s and dot your i’s.
It’s the 35th anniversary of one of the greatest comedies ever, The Princess Bride, starring one of the very finest and most talented people I know. Much love Cary ;^) twitter.com/cary_elwes/sta…
In the unavoidable romance of moonlight the Goon is doomed to recoil from memories of lost loves and the agony of regret that can transform any one of us into something loathsome in our own mind.
‘Goon In Moonlight’. 48hr auction starts Tues at 3pm EST on superrare.com/artwork-v2/goo…
Thank you to everyone who placed a bid for Sunshower, my first NFT on @SuperRare.
And thank you kindly to @deekaymotion for winning the piece. I wish you goodness and prosperity. Congrats on your beautiful work as well. :^)
I’m glad to be sharing this experience with you.
I will be talking live on Twitter with @SuperRare Today, June 13th 3:33pmPST/6:33pmEST/10:33pmUTC join us J4F or GFY… JK ;^p
I can’t wait to tell you about my new NFT ‘Sunshower’.
I’ve been both blessed and cursed in this life with a vivid imagination and a burning desire to share my peculiarities and inspirations with you. This little mood enhancer is called Sunshower.
I hope this NFT does for you what it did for me… weeeeeeeee! superrare.com/artwork-v2/sun…
This one stops me. James Joyce said that’s a good thing. Thank you @ryankoopmans for gently capturing nature's exquisite and relentless reinvention. BTW you’re my first NFT. @SuperRare superrare.com/artwork-v2/the…
George Shapiro - Truly one of the loveliest of humans. A champion to so many of the brightest lights - a genuine classic. I loved him. Andy Kaufman loved him. Tony Clifton was not a fan!
In Daniel Roher’s doc ‘Navalny,’ one brave man and his family stand up against intolerable evil. Navalny himself exposes Czar Putin and his soulless minions in their fiendish conspiracy to poison him, suppress the truth and intimidate the Russian people. twitter.com/DanielRoher/st…
It was magic for me too, my friend. Collabra-cadabra! ;^P twitter.com/theweeknd/stat…
Hello Hedgehog fans…ready for the NEW #SonicMovie2 trailer? Oh, I don’t think you are! ;^o twitter.com/SonicMovie/sta…
It breaks my heart to see innocent people (especially children) put in harm’s way by yet another of history’s grandiose political jerks. Beware the unloved.
For your consideration...the extended cut...get comfortable Gen Z...this is 90 whole seconds! :^P
It’s ma birthday! Whoohoo! I’m old but I’m gold! I Love you all!!! 🙏🌈❤80
Beautiful Bob Saget passed away today at 65. He had a big, big heart and a wonderfully warped comic mind. He gave the world a lot of joy and lived his life for goodness’ sake. :’^}
I listened to Dawn FM with my good friend Abel @theweeknd last night. It was deep and elegant and it danced me around the room. I’m thrilled to play a part in his symphony. ;^• twitter.com/theweeknd/stat…
Every human being is, at the very least, a masterpiece in need of restoration. May we all be lovingly restored in 2022 and able to see each other in a better light. ;^}
My ultimate goal is not just to be admired by my fans, but to be eaten by them. I wonder if she does an angel food Ace Ventura? ;^}
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Here’s to waking up. Here’s to letting go. Here’s to realizing you’ve always been in heaven and you never have to go back to sleep. Goodness! 🙏🌈❤bQ
Watch me and @rejectedjokes tomorrow on @thegameawards if you want to see the new #SonicMovie2 trailer. Ssss'good! :^D
Hilarious riffage Mr. Johnson! (@shrimpJAJ) Your impression is impeccable. Wasting our time with Eternal Sunshine made me laugh hard! Have fun with ‘Brandon’ on SNL. ;^P twitter.com/shrimpJAJ/stat…
Getting lost in your thoughts can make you forget that grace is always right there holding your hand. Have a lucky day.
I love the way you make 'em...my trusty sycophant! twitter.com/LeeMajdoub/sta…
Thank you, Kaustav. It has been my honor. Sending a massive dose of love right back at you! ;^D twitter.com/apskot/status/…
The effect we have on each other is the most valuable currency there is. Tweets like yours make me a wealthy man Juan. Spank you kindly! ;^) twitter.com/JuanmaHinojal/…
Congratulations to Lorne Michaels, Steve Higgins, Colin Jost, Alec Baldwin, Maya Rudolph, Dave Chappelle, the Foo Fighters and all of the wonderful cast, writers and crew of @nbcsnl for the Emmy win last night. It’ll be my honor, always, to have played a small role. :^D
During the filming of ‘Man On The Moon’, Norm MacDonald came to join me as Andy Kauffman for a lunch on the real porch of the ‘Psycho’ house at Universal and was scare pranked by another famous Norman...
Long live Norm MacDonald! ❤️
My dear friend Norm MacDonald passed after a brave 10 year battle. He was one of our most precious gems. An honest and courageous comedy genius. I love him.
Thank you Kanishka. I'm honored by your sweet drawing. I hope the rest of your life is a huge winning streak! ;^} twitter.com/lalaskanishka/…
Great drawings Devian! Thanks so much for sharing your talent and your affection. It's gratifying for me to hear my work and words have had a positive influence in your life. Sss'good! ;^) twitter.com/_jameson_s/sta…
Et tu Trinity. That’s a lovely piece. I’m glad if I’ve given you some comfort. Darkness is what makes an artist reach for the light. Shine on! ;^> twitter.com/trinitybercaw/…
Yummyyyyyyyy!!! I got mangoes, grapefruit, tangerines, lemons, bananas and wild chickens. We have the makings of a co-op Dani. Shhhh...don't tell Monsanto. :^d twitter.com/danicoelha/sta…
I do like it Graeham - very much indeed! If you ever see me in your part of the world, please come say hello. ?;^} twitter.com/artist_graeham…
Spank you kindly, Sid! I appreciate you, very much. ?;^] twitter.com/laughingsiddy/…
I'VE BEEN HEELED! I luv ya' right back, Destiny. ;^D twitter.com/destinyrivasss…
As cute as a button...and with hair like Ace's that little baby is goin' places. ?;^j twitter.com/morg0o/status/…
Happy Birthday Maliza! Better late than never. Love the earrings...hope you hear good news every time you have them on. ;^D twitter.com/SheWearsBowTie…
Jhessica, thank you for putting a sparkle in my eyes. That's the best part of anyone. {:^) t.co/sR8Hht462d
Nice voice...shame about the face replace. Thanks for the love Matthew. Go T.O.! ;^P twitter.com/theMimicHawkin…
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