Jhonen Vasquez
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Raising money for the National Network of Abortion Funds. @AbortionFunds This is the ORIGINAL Invader ZIM logo from 2000, designed by Jhonen, final drawing by me: ebay.com/itm/3045424894…
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Oh no, I seemed to have spilled all this cold beef stew all over my naked, malformed body and can’t stop doing this purely accidental sexy pose.
For the first time I’m feeling too old to properly form babies in my internal spawn chamber. Just tried and this thing is horrible. Still, it’s mowing my lawn so that’s kinda a win.
If all goes according to plan this day I will be drawing with @rikkisimons. If the plan goes awry then you’d better get ready for a world without eyeballs. 6pm PST TWITCH.tv/jhnenvee
Sorry no drawing stream today! I AM however cleaning out a bunch of old leftovers from my fridge and you’re welcome to those. I’ll leave them out on the sidewalk.
Drawing with @gialigammari today we’re gonna make hilarious, relatable content for living, laughing and loving. 6PM twitch.tv/jhnenvee
Now and then while working I'll stop in the middle of writing some absurd thing and think about how this is my actual job and laugh, adjusting myself a bit on my furniture made of living humans painted silver.
I have this pizza scented candle that I thought was funny but now I realize it’s just a pizza mashed into a jar.
I think drawing is the least of my skills with sexy soup-dancing taking the lead by a wide margin.
Wow I’ve lived long enough to see Darth Vader transition to taking television roles.
Goddamn this 7th episode of Stranger Things feeling like the end of Return of the King extended edition. End already! END!!!
Drawing and Hurting with @rikkisimons today and because we care it’ll be heavier on the hurting this time. Also today’s GUHvaway is extra malformed! 6PM PST twitch.tv/jhnenvee
The frog will show up in increasingly improbably areas, too, like he’ll burst through a frozen lake or blast out of a lava flow or pop out from a cloud. You’ll just never know when that thing will show up and eat a baby.
I hereby decree all other shows shall be canceled and their budgets be rerouted to continue Prehistoric Planet forever and in each episode that giant frog shows up and eats a baby.
Bad news is maybe no drawing stream today but the good news is Prehistoric Planet is out now and a baby dinosaur gets eaten so that’s pretty great.
It’s like that TNG episode where Geordi didn’t feel confident enough to fix the warp drive and Worf told him he was good enough and also very handsome and Geordi rose to the occasion instead of giving up hope and letting everyone die.
It took strange new worlds only two episodes to have drama center around a crew member’s self doubt, requiring a pep talk while ON A DEADLY MISSION. It’s better, but it’s definitely new Star Trek.
Charging my car somewhere in the middle nowhere. If any of you are hiding behind those cows and want to hang for like 40 minutes lemme know. If any of you ARE those cows definitely hit me up.
Gonna try my hand at some racism here: A BLACK Doctor Who?! Look, some of my favorite black people are black but this is just wrong, and what does a black man know about being a time traveling space alien?! It’s just not realistic is all.
Mothers of the world, it’s okay this day to celebrate yourself by saying ‘Happy MEther’s Day”.
To be fair, I understood everything that was happening having seen most of the preceding context, but I still couldn’t get that thought out of my head.
Watching a marvel movie now is like walking in at the middle of a marvel movie.
Awww shit guess who’s in the BAY AREYUHHHHH, BITCHESSSS! It’s me. I am. There’s nothing to do.
And then all the women revealed the secret construction of a space ark and they escaped into space, nuking the planet as they left. The universe, usually unconcerned with such things, had to admit this needed to happen. THE END.
That’s right, I’m visiting you through your nightmares! Hey, is this where you sleep? Shit, it’s really messy. Huh? Yeah, I can travel through dreams. Why don’t you pick up after yourself? This is like a Hoarders episode. How old is that spaghetti? I gotta go.
Since I started to try to clear up some space in my house I’ve sold maybe a few hundred of these comics with drawings on them. Last week two boxes showed up, each with ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND COMICS IN THEM. I’m burning the house down. z99store.com
I thought with time I’d settle down and no longer have the same drive but I STILL can’t stand sleeping and would rather be out in the night hunting demons with all this sweet demon hunting gear.
You thought DRAWING HURTS was dead but you’re famously wrong and weird looking! @gialigammari and I are even deadlier than ever as is made clear in this actual photograph. TODAY at 6PM PST twitch.tv/jhnenvee
A guy I’m working with has a young daughter who’s also a big ZIM fan and when I told her I have a bunch of merch I don’t want she said she wanted it all and I said okay and we both laughed and laughed but then she stopped and I kept laughing until fear appeared on her face.
It’s 4/20, and that means it’s time to clear out all the spongey red weeds growing in the soft corner of the bathroom next to the toilet. You’re gonna wanna wear gloves because the “blood” those things squirt out’ll make your skin try to leave you while you’re sleeping.
Seeing people driving around while using their phones never ceases to make me angry. Read a book or do a jigsaw puzzle, people.
Holy crap I had forgotten a key plot point in ZOOLANDER was the existence of ZIP disks.
It’s actually not so bad. I’m always up all night and murder clown is someone new to hang out with.
You know when you’re up all night because of a deadline in the morning but then a murder clown?
Asked my deadlines if I could stream today and they laughed at me so no stream today but lots of laughs.
It is Easter. The eggs have been hidden, this time more securely than in the centuries before, safe from the dirty hands of the damnable children. This is the day you finally hatch, my babies, and this is the day it all ends.
Every day that passes I worry about having less and less time to know what leprechaun meat tastes like.
“It may be the worst thing ever made.” - @deadzebra after making a shirt using my The Critic fan art. zogicorp.threadless.com/designs/the-cr…
Although there’s a certain convenience in riding a turd down the street to get groceries and hopping back on for the trip back.
I love when it rains in LA but specifically the post-floating turds phase that precedes the enjoyable bit.
They ain’t gonna get any better than DEEZ. They probably will. z99store.com
No stream today. You’ll just have to deal with rea life now. Feed your babies. Feed your dogs. Feed your babies to your dogs. Have fun!
I’m trying to be more positive about horrible things. Star Trek Picard has a nice theme song.
Years later but robably the best promotion FLORPUS ever had. Crazy. instagram.com/p/CbTXQbDvDV6/…
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