Now and then while working I'll stop in the middle of writing some absurd thing and think about how this is my actual job and laugh, adjusting myself a bit on my furniture made of living humans painted silver.
The frog will show up in increasingly improbably areas, too, like he’ll burst through a frozen lake or blast out of a lava flow or pop out from a cloud. You’ll just never know when that thing will show up and eat a baby.
It’s like that TNG episode where Geordi didn’t feel confident enough to fix the warp drive and Worf told him he was good enough and also very handsome and Geordi rose to the occasion instead of giving up hope and letting everyone die.
Gonna try my hand at some racism here: A BLACK Doctor Who?! Look, some of my favorite black people are black but this is just wrong, and what does a black man know about being a time traveling space alien?! It’s just not realistic is all.
And then all the women revealed the secret construction of a space ark and they escaped into space, nuking the planet as they left. The universe, usually unconcerned with such things, had to admit this needed to happen. THE END.
That’s right, I’m visiting you through your nightmares! Hey, is this where you sleep? Shit, it’s really messy. Huh? Yeah, I can travel through dreams. Why don’t you pick up after yourself? This is like a Hoarders episode. How old is that spaghetti? I gotta go.
Since I started to try to clear up some space in my house I’ve sold maybe a few hundred of these comics with drawings on them. Last week two boxes showed up, each with ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND COMICS IN THEM. I’m burning the house down. z99store.com
You thought DRAWING HURTS was dead but you’re famously wrong and weird looking! @gialigammari and I are even deadlier than ever as is made clear in this actual photograph. TODAY at 6PM PST twitch.tv/jhnenvee
A guy I’m working with has a young daughter who’s also a big ZIM fan and when I told her I have a bunch of merch I don’t want she said she wanted it all and I said okay and we both laughed and laughed but then she stopped and I kept laughing until fear appeared on her face.
It’s 4/20, and that means it’s time to clear out all the spongey red weeds growing in the soft corner of the bathroom next to the toilet. You’re gonna wanna wear gloves because the “blood” those things squirt out’ll make your skin try to leave you while you’re sleeping.
It is Easter. The eggs have been hidden, this time more securely than in the centuries before, safe from the dirty hands of the damnable children. This is the day you finally hatch, my babies, and this is the day it all ends.