Jeremy Clarkson

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Just popped into the Marlborough pub in Richmond upon Thames and God almighty, the food was good. Top boozer.
Quick message to the chap flying in circles 500 feet above my house: fuck off.
Massive local derby today. Come on @drfc_official
Today is #InternationalOrangutanDay. We have a wonderful event lined up with talks from experts in their field and unseen footage from #OrangutanJungleSchool, including Beni! Join us today at 18.30pm BST on our YouTube channel for a packed show! ->
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If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
You won’t beat me, but you can join my @dreamteamfc mini league. Use the PIN: SGJEZZA1 ➡️
If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.
I know the Guardian and other silly left wing papers are shit stirring. But what I said was that “IF WE HAVE COVID FOR EVER” we are just going to have to open stuff up and accept that if we die, we die.
And the Chipping Norton car has won. Well done chaps. @AlpineF1Team
God almighty. Alonso is epic. This is the best driving I’ve ever seen.
Ah. Clever. Only Hamilton on the track. That way he can’t hit anybody
I wonder if there will ever be a race where the Mercedes drivers don’t crash into things?
This shit weather is annoying. But imagine that you’re a farmer…..
It’s out now. And the Guardian’s TV critic doesn’t like it. Which means you will.
I wouldn’t normally post something from the Guardian but this is beautifully written and astute…
A brilliant meeting with @JeremyClarkson discussing trade deals, Ag policy, challenges and opportunities for #BackingBritishFarming as well as the high and lows of running a farm shop! Also great to meet Kaleb and Lisa a truly #TopTeam 🐑🧑‍�ebDC
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I can reveal now that contrary to various silly reports, the farming show was never cancelled. Amazon were just as keen as us to get cracking. And now we are doing.
Dear @DailyMirror No-one did a U turn. You got the story wrong as usual.
Well done @JeffBezos really well done. Can I do my farming show now?
It was a racing accident. But if we must have stewards, Hamilton should get a penalty.
Silverstone. They stopped the race. I mean come on.
The first of my news announcements this week is….
OK. There’s a pretty good evening of TV tomorrow night. But tonight on ITV isn’t bad either. #Arthur2showsJackson
A friend of mine’s boy has done a thing. He’s made a new rum and as it’s world rum day, you should try it. It’s brilliant.
Does anyone know someone who presently DOESN’T have the bat flu?
Anyone else thinking that @LandoNorris is the real deal?
F1 stewards. You are ruining the sport. Please, just resign. Go home.
People of Italy. You are scary good.
God, that was a busy day on the farm.0
Dear everyone. There has been some speculation that a second series of our farming programme has been commissioned. It hasn’t but we are hopeful.
So great to see Prince William celebrating a wonderful England win.
A very dear friend - and our studio director on Top Gear and the Grand Tour - has written a book. I’ve read it and it’s brilliant, like Emma, apart from in every way.
People of Chadlington. I’m truly sorry about the traffic around our farm shop last weekend. We are doing everything we can to improve the situation.
@JeremyClarkson Not only is the series the best watch for ages, we love your farm shop! Been there twice already! Keep going @JeremyClarkson !!
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BBC news reporters rubbing themselves with glee over the Lib Dem election victory. If Scotland win this evening, it’ll be their perfect day.
A big thank you too to everyone who’s been to our little farm shop. The bees can hardly keep up with demand for their honey.
I’m genuinely amazed at the response to Clarkson’s Farm. Thank you all so much for your kind words.
Join my mini league using PIN: EUJEZZAC and you could win £50,000. PICK YOUR XI here:
A big thank you to everyone who came to Diddly Squat today. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
OUT TODAY: @JeremyClarkson on how he fell in love with farming — and cooked up a radical plan to save the countryside. Read the interview here:…
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We launched the Grand Tour in Portugal and now..... It’s a country where great things happen
Please take a moment to read this and donate if you possibly can. Thank you #BackingNoah…
I was going to go to London on a train today but they’re all cancelled. I’m now going to drive. In 3rd. To get my own back.
A big Detroit happy birthday to @BobSeger
A fox has just killed 34 of my hens.
A great and inspiring book from Doncaster’s bravest son. Read it in a day.
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