Jeremy Clarkson

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@JeremyClarkson Not only is the series the best watch for ages, we love your farm shop! Been there twice already! Keep going @JeremyClarkson !!
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BBC news reporters rubbing themselves with glee over the Lib Dem election victory. If Scotland win this evening, it’ll be their perfect day.
A big thank you too to everyone who’s been to our little farm shop. The bees can hardly keep up with demand for their honey.
I’m genuinely amazed at the response to Clarkson’s Farm. Thank you all so much for your kind words.
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A big thank you to everyone who came to Diddly Squat today. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
OUT TODAY: @JeremyClarkson on how he fell in love with farming — and cooked up a radical plan to save the countryside. Read the interview here:…
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We launched the Grand Tour in Portugal and now..... It’s a country where great things happen
Please take a moment to read this and donate if you possibly can. Thank you #BackingNoah…
I was going to go to London on a train today but they’re all cancelled. I’m now going to drive. In 3rd. To get my own back.
A big Detroit happy birthday to @BobSeger
A fox has just killed 34 of my hens.
A great and inspiring book from Doncaster’s bravest son. Read it in a day.
Well done Chelsea. That was the right thing to do.
My son’s at The Bridge. Proud of him.
Well done @LandoNorris That was a tremendous drive.
That seemingly gentle left at the end of the pit straight is scary as shit at 190mph.
Imola: my favourite track in the world.
Many thanks for all the birthday greetings
Sad Cafe. Hungry Eyes. What a song that is
Today’s random selection on the walk: Sad Cafe, Metallica, George Michael, Squeeze, Mott the Hoople, Supertramp, Kansas, Flash and the Pan.
FFS. Now cancer has got poor old Johnny Bute. So sad.
If your car needs fixing, you could try @whocanfixmycar
Terrible news about Sabine Schmitz. Such a sunny person and so full of beans.
I had the Astra Zeneca vaccine yesterday and my blood is still a liquid. So it’s fine.
‘My’ truth about Meghan and Harry | The Spectator…
People of America. You sent Piers Morgan back to the U.K. Now look what we’ve sent back to you. Ha. We win.
Just wasted half an hour watching the extremely depressing news before I remembered Chelsea are playing Everton. And now we are one up.
Shuffled music on today’s rain shortened walk: Pink Floyd Don Henley, Elton, A-ha, Steve Miller, the Doobies, Kiki Dee and Hot House Flowers
Music shuffle on today’s walk: Blow Monkeys Pachelbel The Verve. Steve Hacket. The Who Queen Elvis Dire Straits Simon and Garfunkel Bee Gees
Music shuffle on today’s walk. Carpenters Allman Brothers. Fatboy Slim ELP Mellencamp Loving Spoonful Don Henley and Louis Armstrong.
Can the journalists in the press conferences please drop the blame game and ask a relevant question? Is the vaccine working? Start there.
Tnis press conference is unbearable. The 100,000 death figure is appalling, of course. But the parade of questions seeking to apportion personal blame to the PM and those working with him is.a truly foul spectacle
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Felt bad that poor submarine man went out.
What a monumental cock womble this man is.
Can I just say how fucking reassuring it is to see the British Army is now involved in vaccine distribution.
Dear the newspapers. I didn’t “battle” Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away
New variant of Covid means new measures are needed. Simple to understand surely.
BBC news. Reacting to events does not constitute a “u turn”. Grow up.
Frank. Loan the fucking lot of them to Burton Albion and Yeovil Town. We are utter utter shit
We produced Seamen last year and now we’ve come again. #AMassiveHunt
Khan you fucktard. This arrangement doesn’t work
Do NOT use this Uber driver.
Good news. Ken High Street flowing well.
Yes. It’s national dildo week on the roads
So. Most boring sporting event of all time. Man U v Man City yesterday or the Abu Dhabi GP today? Vote now.
F1. I heard that Tierra Del Fuego remark. Bet, was it?
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