Jeremy Clarkson

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Settle a Meat Loaf argument. What is “that”?
I’ve never heard it sung better. 3 octave range Meat Loaf: The US National Anthem (Star Spangled Banner) via @YouTube
I’ve never heard it sung better.
A fine piece. ‘It’s shortsighted’: farmers lament veto of Jeremy Clarkson restaurant | Jeremy Clarkson | The Guardian…
302. If you know, you know.
Delighted with the result but the stewards need to be banned. We’ve had enough of them.
Go Perez. Dangerous driving my arse
It’s like the VAR handball yesterday. What is the point of these idiots?
That stewards’ decision is wrong.
You can see the apparently offensive ad at
Great day for Man U fans. A draw and they’re home already.
I did a beer and you can buy it on Amazon
Country people. 263. If you know, you know.
Fuck me. Max Verstappen. What a drive.
So, the fewer players Man U have on the pitch, the fewer goals they concede.
This is a good friend of mine. If there’s any way you can help, that’d be great.…
Hahahahahaha. BBC news has found someone who’s happy with the performance of their heat pump.
Big up to @BrentfordFC Without Mendy, we’d have lost that 145-0
I only watched it for 10 minutes and I have a terrible headache. Why can’t they all calm down?
What on earth has happened to Question of Sport?
All bollocks. It was Ant and Lard cocking about.
Contrary to what those halfwits at the Mail are claiming, there was no protest of any kind at Diddly Squat farm shop yesterday.
I’m a fan of Genesis and a friend of Mike’s but I must say that Steve Hackett performing all of Seconds Out last night was mesmerising. I’m still buzzing.
Just popped into the Marlborough pub in Richmond upon Thames and God almighty, the food was good. Top boozer.
Quick message to the chap flying in circles 500 feet above my house: fuck off.
Massive local derby today. Come on @drfc_official
Today is #InternationalOrangutanDay. We have a wonderful event lined up with talks from experts in their field and unseen footage from #OrangutanJungleSchool, including Beni! Join us today at 18.30pm BST on our YouTube channel for a packed show! ->
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If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
You won’t beat me, but you can join my @dreamteamfc mini league. Use the PIN: SGJEZZA1 ➡️
If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.
I know the Guardian and other silly left wing papers are shit stirring. But what I said was that “IF WE HAVE COVID FOR EVER” we are just going to have to open stuff up and accept that if we die, we die.
And the Chipping Norton car has won. Well done chaps. @AlpineF1Team
God almighty. Alonso is epic. This is the best driving I’ve ever seen.
Ah. Clever. Only Hamilton on the track. That way he can’t hit anybody
I wonder if there will ever be a race where the Mercedes drivers don’t crash into things?
This shit weather is annoying. But imagine that you’re a farmer…..
It’s out now. And the Guardian’s TV critic doesn’t like it. Which means you will.
I wouldn’t normally post something from the Guardian but this is beautifully written and astute…
A brilliant meeting with @JeremyClarkson discussing trade deals, Ag policy, challenges and opportunities for #BackingBritishFarming as well as the high and lows of running a farm shop! Also great to meet Kaleb and Lisa a truly #TopTeam 🐑🧑‍�ebDC
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I can reveal now that contrary to various silly reports, the farming show was never cancelled. Amazon were just as keen as us to get cracking. And now we are doing.
Dear @DailyMirror No-one did a U turn. You got the story wrong as usual.
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