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Jeremy Clarkson

Deep joy. Thought The Americans on Amazon was about to end after three seasons. Now discover there’s six. Long may the lockdown continue.
If I remember correctly, there’s a pretty good contestant on Millionaire tonight.
Any aspiring journalists, or journalists who wannabe food critics- you have 3 weeks to enter the Sunday Times AA Gill Award! Don't let restaurants being closed stop you - review a takeaway - review a recipe - even review your mum's cooking (if you dare) thesundaytimes.co.uk/aagillaward
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Sounds awful but if you’re stuck for something to watch, try something I did years ago called The Greatest Raid Of All. Those boys......
Interesting. I know that BBC news knows that the last item they just ran was not accurate.
Dear everyone. Yes. I know I have a red face. I’ve been sitting in front of a UV lamp all day, mainlining Dettol.
@JeremyClarkson and Andy Wilman are almost ready! Join them discussing @thegrandtour live on our YouTube channel here: ⬇️ bit.ly/3awHlE7
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A message for Grand Tour enthusiasts
Happy Birthday Mrs Queen.
Yesterday. Donald Trump said the American civil war was not fought on American soil. I thought it was.
I’m thinking of getting Mr Wilman and I to discuss TV stuff like Murray and Djokovic. Who’d be up for that?
@JeremyClarkson is ready! To tune in to his live pub quiz, hit the link below! ⬇️ bit.ly/2VccQ24
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Quiz is about to start on @ITV. It’s pretty good.
Oh well. Bank Holiday over. Back to the grindstone tomorrow
What a day to be celebrating. 50 years since Chelsea smashed Leeds.
John shading Joel right now. For me, it’s a dead heat.
Also. The first track I’ve played in every car I’ve ever bought since ‘78 is: Hide In Your Shell.
Hide In Your Shell. Played it on the eve of my 21st, 30th, 40th and 50th. Just played it now. Loud.
Let’s do this: Italian Restaurant or Your Song?
New thread. The Carpenters. Really enjoying their stuff today. Is that bad?
Spent all day on the tractor listening to John and Joel. Became consumed with who’s best.
Let’s broaden this out. John or Joel?
Quick question. Tiny Dancer or She’s Always A Woman. It’s the Joel John off.
Really? Doesn’t look like Rog
Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach Empty lake, empty streets The sun goes down alone
God I love Mrs Queen.
Spent all morning planting beer. Now I’m drinking some, whilst listening to a twat with a strimmer. Not sure that’s what Don Henley meant.
A question. The paps taking pictures of “celebs” walking down the street. Is that “essential” work? Asking for a friend.
Driving to your ridiculous dentist killer is NOT essential
Quick question. Why are light aircraft enthusiasts still allowed to poison our lives with their noise? Stay at home
Spent the morning on lambing and woodland clearance. Felt good
Why does the Mail employ halfwits?
I said that if you need to go to work, or the shops, you should drive. And parking restrictions and the congestion charge should be removed.
This is NOT what I said.
Er. There’s no point saying construction workers can carry on if the cement supply chain is down.
Good news everyone. You can relax. Her Majesty’s government has decided that I am a key worker.
We are all bored so: my favourite Bond film is For Your Eyes Only. Moonraker is the worst. OHMSS very very good.
I’m doing a Bond film a night. Torn tonight between OHMSS and The World Is Not Enough.
Two things. To maintain minimum safe distance, it’s cash only. And no you can’t have a fucking selfie.
People of Chipping Norton. My farm shop will open at 11. Only potatoes on offer. Panic buyers welcome. Don’t get out of your car.
Today, I delivered 2 sheeps and as my hand was up a vag, my daughter called to say she was getting married. Weird to be so so happy.
Look on the bright side. In about 3 weeks, we will know everyone’s real hair colour.
Amazing. It turns out that all of Twitter knows everything there is to know about the virus. I don’t know why we have scientists.
You should check out Patrick Vallance’s CV. I can’t think of anyone better qualified to make decisions.
Amazing that so many celebrities seem to know more about the virus than the govt’s chief scientific adviser. Who’s a brain in a suit.
 
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