Jordan Cwierz

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Rain dance powers too strong.
Hoping for rain, or some overtakes, we'll take whatever we can get. #MonacoGP time baby!
Qualifying stream is live now -- where we will learn who will win the race 24 hours before the race even starts. Monaco's weird man.…
This weekend we've got TWO watch along streams for the #MonacoGP. Can Charles resist the urge to crash at his home race this time? Will there be any overtaking or will qualifying be the real race? Let's find out together at
After moving to our new office, my coworker's bulletin board remained empty. So I started making Canva art with @FaceJamPod / @JordanCwierz Haikus, printing them out, and putting them up. He loves it, but has no idea where they are coming from. #ListenToFaceJam
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We're watching the F1 #SpanishGP together at, if you wanna watch. no pressure
You ever just think about what the two dudes from the "snorlax fuckin owns" video are doing now?…
"He's still doing these?" YOU BETCHA. Spanish GP watch along this Sunday at 7:30am. Fernando is asleep because he's exhausted from all the PASSING that will happen at the race this year!
Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations? Me:
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I think the first time I experienced true disappointment in my life was playing Pokémon Colosseum
My wife showed me this after I said “Water on the knee. Commit to it.”…
Good news for the stream this weekend: the new Rosberg emote just got approved
As far as I know there won't be any basketball. I just like those jerseys.
Finally a race at a decent time! Join me for a watch along of the FIRST ANNUAL INAUGURAL #MiamiGP this Sunday at 2pm. The water may be fake but the racing action will be real.
Protecting the grackles from @EricBaudour in this week's Face Jam animated…
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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Thinking about how underrated Infinity Train is
@FaceJamPod I bought the sign and @JordanCwierz is right - it really does tie the room together. @AH_Michael is also right - it is so stupid and I love it so much.
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You fools, I was cake all along
Race start is imminent get in here!!!
Bout to get going for the F1 watch along on twitch! The track is wet and so am I (what?)…
Sprint races are good now?? 2022 is crazy #F1Sprint
LIVE: Watching the F1 Sprint and doing a rain dance for KMag…
lol you thought I was done?! We're BACK for another F1 Watch Along, this time a two-day event covering the Sprint Race and GP!
Give your Mom’s “Live Laugh Love” sign a run for its money with this new Face Jam haiku sign. No home is complete with out it.…
They should make a karaoke version of this commercial. Better yet: make it a duet where someone is the voiceover guy too.
I don’t know why it’s so dusty
I mean I have to, right? For when we get that podium. 🍾o
You have three hours to find all the eggs so you can watch my triumphant return to iRacing. Because it starts at 4pm.
More of a Wester man myself
Well fam, life sometimes gets in the way so I will have to punt the iRacing comeback stream (everything’s ok, just a small pet emergency). Shooting for Sunday afternoon now.…
The greatest comeback of all time. iRacing stream is this Friday 4/15 at 7pm central. Follow pls
No joke, I look forward to these videos every year…
When you haven't opened iRacing for over a year...
We met our sub goal already so I have to do a shoey during the podium, fuck.
Aussie GP time! Come watch some F1! 🇦🇺🪃
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