Me: *fingers crossed* Please let her have good eyebrows, please let her have good eyebrows..
I still haven't seen a dude wearing a romper irl
Happier than Stanley on pretzel day
My mood is a direct reflection of the money in my bank account
My main girl Gwendolyn. ♥️♥️♥️ #love #RickandMorty
Don't blame me if you can't tame me
Kill the racism or kill the racist??
Thick white women will be the death of me
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
Being asked to hurry up in the bathroom only makes me wanna take longer 😈
I only tweet when I drink
I don't steal lighters, I acquire them
I swear some girls on #bumble
match with guys just to NOT say anything. Which in turn, says a lot 🤔
When I die, please don't go through my Twitter drafts 🙏🏽
will be just like Trump University. Just instead of getting scammed, you die.
Some girls don't deserve good dick
Same thirsty dudes falling for the same thirst traps smh
The little things can make a huge difference
When that lip gloss is popping
Some of you niggas need to know your place. I'm a side nigga and couldn't be happier
the bigger the brain, the bigger the booty.
So I need a woman that can solve this equation...
If you break check somebody, and they hit you, who's fault is it?
Believe me, I know what it takes
Theirs a huge difference in the people who eat Digiornos for dinner and Totinos for breakfast
My worst nightmare is being lost on 6th st in Austin, Tx and everyone thinks I'm their token black guy #sxsw2017
My new followers have no idea who they just followed 😈
If you can't afford me, please try to avoid me 💅🏼💋💄💁🏼
I'm in love with every white girl with goddess braids
"Today is chest and leg day!"
- my thoughts as I drive to KFC
I like my ladies thugged out
Hey girl, word on the street is once you begin to live life for more than just yourself, it becomes even more worth living #LetsMakeAbaby
I always try my absolute best to not seem thirsty when it come to girls but dammmnn is it hard #ImTalkingBoutMyCock
I think she put on a few lbs and that's cool
Some people just can't seem to get their shit together
I think this is called a reverse head spinner twitter.com/jamieeast/stat…
Patiences is a virtue and sometimes when tested, we all fail. twitter.com/_xxlondonxx__/…
Tonight is drunk tweet night
A 12 pack of Budweiser on special for $9.49 or a .25oz tube of Orajel for 10.99? #Budweiser #Toothache #walgreens
I'll never be sorry for mispronouncing a name that your parents just made up completely
Trump: Hey man I've got a cabinet position for ya
Gekko: I'm listening
Me at the beginning of 2016 and at the end of 2016.
I'm a hoot when I've had a few
To be the babies daddy or not to be the babies daddy #maury
Theirs a sad, lonely cowboy in all of us
A nigga like me only wants one thing at this age #mixedbabies
Kanye west needs to be locked away in a dark room, far away from the world, and forced to listen to his debut album college dropout #cured
Crazy sometimes has its perks
I'm about to slide all up inside your dm gurl