Siri is pressuring me to have children. Also, if I did have a daughter, I'm pretty sure the answer to this question would be "NO."
Fuck Trump, fuck Pence, fuck the Nazis and watch this gay Jew and this handsome Korean man fall in love on Difficult People tonight!!!
THE INTRUDER (1962, Corman) is very apropos to Charlottesville, but with Shatner as instigator instead of Trump youtube.com/watch?v=DGkLnj…
The only sensible thing I can think to do right now, is for as many of us to go see John Waters' "Pink Flamingos" at The Vista tonight.
Honestly this production looks like it sucks. They didn't even do any of the makeup? These nazis know NOTHING about musical theatre.
🎶 There's a light... over at the Frankenstein place... �hy
🎶 Would you light my candle? �hk
A fucking millennial just texted me.
Two Air Marshals Get To Their Flight Four Days Early (By me and @corysnearowski
. Directed by @StevenRaia
JAMES MURPHY OF LCD SOUNDSYSTEM IN STUDIO! A CALL FROM THOR! MORE!
DOWNLOAD THE SHOW EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT!
Calm down, we'll be fine.
revealed it last night at the @vulture
premiere, the @DifficultOnHulu
episode I can't WAIT for you to see features...
Last night on @sethmeyers
I began my EMMYS SMEAR CAMPAIGN against SNL and Tracey Ullman! WATCH AND SPREAD THE WORD! youtu.be/QYGzNzsK-I0
What she says: I'm fine
What she means:
This month at @cinefamily
and their new off-site screenings at The Vista are incredible. Come out to these for sure. vimeo.com/225716998
A long time ago @_mattsharp
overdubbed his own vocals over mine on the original version of the first album by @therentals
. I'm over it now.
I love my dead son and his gay body. I was often teased by my friends for loving my dead gay son and his gay body. But you know what?
The cable company has started to scramble some of my "pornographic" tweets. You will need to call them to read this.