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i just tried to make gravy from scratch and it literally tastes like liquid salt
when i say i can’t cook i don’t mean it to be quirky i mean i genuinely cannot successfully make a remotely edible meal
feels like christmas is coming earlier this year and i’m not even slightly mad about it
gonna put actor in my bio in case any hollywood directors are looking to hire a sad wannabe jock that dies second in their next halloween slasher x
duolingo tiktok account has to be stopped
i can’t believe it’s Christmas, merry christmas everyone wow
wanna see a scorpio as a scorpion in scorpio season? happy halloween 🎃 🦂 �KTPA
forgot to wish you all a happy scorpio szn x
i actually hate the “Hollywood Handshake”on bake off.. is it just a stupid handshake on a tv show? or is it a reminder of the crushing weight of the patriarchy? think about that
I went to an “Iconic twins” themed party the other night as Luke Skywalker and someone asked me who Luke’s twin was. And when i said Princess Leia they were like “oh woah, spoiler?!” ???????????????????????
i’m sorry i can’t be him
i’m just a urinal sir
when i don’t tweet any thirst traps for a few weeks
missing the days where every movie trailer had an imagine dragons song in it
Went private and still got rejected from jobs, turns out it's not that I'm a hoe after all I'm just really shit
what possible reason do you have for not selling the McPlant in BRIGHTON of all places?? @McDonalds explain yourselves 😤
thank you so much for all the messages and replies, it actually means a lot on this platform i always feel so pressured. Twitter thots have feelings too it seems 🥰 appreciate you all so much xxxx
will listening to ultraviolence validate my depression or encourage it lets find out
i am actually suffocating myself with how intense i am and i need to ✨stop✨
not to be that bitch but i’ve never had a good libra season. Not one
i feel like i’m genuinely on the edge of a full scale breakdown OR becoming the best version of myself i’ve ever been and i feel like i won’t know which it is until it’s too late
i keep thinking about the stupid families in this dumb ass town, MOVE OUT weirdos
October 8th - XX (2017) The feminist anthology!!! If you haven’t watched i deff recommend, it’s 4 shorts all with women directors and women leads. Ok some (2) of them aren’t scary at all, but is a refreshing watch in a mostly male-directed genre
October 7th - Us (2019) this deserved all the hype it got. Deffo front-running the new age horror with the lighthouse, hereditary and midsommar etc. also Lupita served 😌B
October 6th - The Woman in Black (2012) If you’ve ever seen the play of this then the film isn’t anywhere NEAR as good but i think it does justice to horrors that have a good storyline.. i still think Harry Potter was a weird choice but he did well considering 🤪b
sorry nothing is more cringe than when you do something new with someone and they’re like “omg i’m taking your x virginity” grow UP 😤
crackhead hours at my gym tonight ladies, there are some strong characters about
we move…
i am on a train that is moving at 10 miles an hour there is a screaming baby and i don’t know whether i want to be sick from my hangover or from my anxiety… i’ve cracked
ur honour i would like to retract a statement i made previously twitter.com/J_acks0n/statu…
right this wasn’t just a thirst trap i actually need inspo pls 😭😭😭
hi what are yall going as for halloween 👻w
October 5th - The Omen (1976) With the same vibes as the exorcist and rosemarys baby, if biblical jesus films were the obsession of the 50's and early 60's, the late 60's and 70's obsession was the devil and it was CAMP (gotta catch up with posting these, ive been lurking)
October 4th - The Amityville Horror (2005) As far as remakes go this is definitely a goodn. I wanted to watch this over the original because i feel like i’ll choose to watch a lot of originals over the remakes… nothing at all to do with Ryan Reynolds being topless. nope.
October 3rd - Mean Girls (2004) Mean girls is a halloween film argue with the wall!! And it was october 3rd so i had to 😘v
very hungover please handle with care
October 2nd - The Exorcist (1973) The FIRST film to bring horror genre to the mainstream, setting the groundwork for every commercialised horror film made ever since. ALSO that scary maze game totally immortalised this film for millennials (Decided to do screen grabs instead)
October 1st - Casper meets Wendy (1993) Hillary Duff? Shelly Duvall? A high camp, Cgi masterpiece. One of the first films i remember owning on tape so deserves to be the first ✨
✨👻 Spooky October film list - thread 🎃✨
also the spectrum is very broad for example i started with Casper meets Wendy and today i’m doing the Exorcist x
obviously some of them will be ones i’ve seen before so rewatches welcome
watching a horror/witchy/spooky film every day this month, pls drop your favourites!!
interested in: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 anyone in a scream mask
i’m fucking YELLING
i’ve set up tips on my profile someone should send me one million pounds just so i can see if it works 😇🥰
i can’t stop thinking about @laurapick91’s No Good Deeds in Wicked last night. Was truly mesmerising 😩
who gonna tip me for taking thirst traps and tweeting about star wars twitter.com/Twitter/status…
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