The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.
This is so funny, lmfao.
You really have to be a special kind of human garbage to lift a ban on elephant trophy hunting.
If I have an iPhone, Apple Music should be FREE twitter.com/dregambiino/st…
In the past year, conservatives have had a #BoycottStarbucks
campaign. No wonder they are so miserable and cranky. Drink some caffeine, guys. You will feel better.
"Everybody is dying"
Everybody dying is what Grey's Anatomy is about. All your favorite characters either leave or die #GreysAnatomy
We can’t wait.
I have to respect people.
I don't have to respect their beliefs.
If I had listened to 'the rules' back in 1990, there would be no Harry Potter. Stories about schools are passé. 95k words is too long.
I was raped until bleeding by my husband in marriage. I was beaten in marriage. I was told that I was a piece of trash and made allah and my husband disgusted every day in marriage. Marriage protected me from nothing. Blame the perpetrators and them only and find some empathy. twitter.com/jordanbpeterso…
Word of the day: MACROVERBUMSCIOLIST - someone who pretends to know a word, then secretly looks it up.
Not all heroes wear capes. twitter.com/TwitterGov/sta…
If you haven't read Harry Potter, I can't trust you.
16 Years ago today, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was released in theaters
I'm so glad I'm not a Muggle.
Words spoken with conviction can be truly enlightening, or fucking dangerous. #dontincreasethedumb
And then don't tell a soul. 🙏�twitter.com/carahfaye/stat…
Sometimes one has to journey someplace entirely new to gain an appropriate perspective on this crazy world. #interdimensionalpathways
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man your opinion and he’ll tell you why it’s wrong for a lifetime.
If reducing the number of women in the workplace will prevent sexual harassment in the workplace, wouldn’t reducing the number of guns in America prevent gun violence in America? PICK A LANE, ASSHOLES.
We are the wealthiest country in the history of the world. How is it possible that 2 months after Hurricane Maria half the people of Puerto Rico don't have electricity?
Somehow my satellite radio can make it from outer space to my car... But not through the partial overhang of the @tacobell
Dreams DO come true. #GiddyUpColonel
follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
Mellie ‘bout to start an international incident over some dick she didn’t even get to test drive. #scandal
HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME @shondarhimes #GreysAnatomy
Why are they mentioning all the old characters right now??? 😭#GreysAnatomy
And here is where we play Psapp. With that vintage #GreysAnatomy
title card. Because nobody knows where they might end up. Like, with 300 episodes for example. #Greys300 #GreysAnatomy #TGIT
I pay less attention to what people say and just watch what they do.
If you don't go on Twitter when your snapchat is broken to see if everyone else's is broken did your snapchat even break? #SnapchatDown
realizing your snapchat isn’t the only one not working #SnapchatDown
Snapchat is down atm I just got off my phone and talked to my family they are actually cool people uno #SnapchatDown
rt to save a life
I swear to god @Snapchat
and I lose our snap or bestie status I WILL FIND YOU. 😡#SnapchatDown
If a human is a saint, they are still just that. Human.
2017: When a fictional president is held to a higher standard than the actual President. twitter.com/pagesix/status…
...or, you could tell her you're taking it to help kids with cancer but then leave a wrapper trail so she can learn how Trump charities work
Seems ICE thinks a 10-year-old with cerebral palsy recovering from gall bladder surgery at the hospital is a “serious public safety threat.” twitter.com/icegov/status/…
I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
I can't turn back time, but it appears CPR is actually administered through the mouth.
Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows.
It's called fall because everything is falling... leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self-esteem, Dumbledore
46% of Americans believe the major news organizations make up fake stories about Trump.
46% of Americans are fucking morons.
"I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere + endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." – Christopher Reeve
In retrospect, the only things I think we could have done differently at the women's march are hydrate better and storm the gates.
You are so loved. You are not in this alone.
Tonight the ex-Presidents are getting together in Texas to support all our fellow Americans rebuilding from this year’s hurricanes. Join us. twitter.com/americaappeal/…
Can you also open up the UFO files, so we can finally see that our country is being run by a leader from a competing galaxy?
Looking for a sugar daddy who won’t talk, text, touch or meet me but will send a monthly allowance of $1,000 just bc I’m breathing :)