Isa Chandra

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They give you a manicure then send you out into the world with wet nails, alone and afraid.
My dream Golden Girls reboot: Kim Cattrall as Blanche. Jennifer Coolidge as Rose. Wanda Sykes as Dorothy. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as Sophia.
A Golden Girls reboot starring Jennifer Coolidge as all the girls.
An interview on Simply Recipes about Fake Meat! simplyrecipes.com/isa-chandra-mo…
I miss being able to talk in movie theaters.
Are you trying to go #vegan this #Veganuary2023? How about trying some vegan versions of your favourite recipes, starting with this delicious vegan lasagne, courtesy of @IsaChandra and @JewishVegSoc? bit.ly/3irm9K3 Let us know how you get on!
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Ok it’s been several months and still no one has come up with a Twitter better than Twitter?
Spindrift and tea at the same time. #feast
Chain smoking in the 70s resulted in the best vocalists of the 80s
Has anyone on here ever turned 50?
I’m a little agitated because I just quit smoking 15 years ago.
New year new new year new you.
Hi does anyone know a food/cookbook/restaurant publicist? Please @ me.
.@IsaChandra’s mushroom stroganoff is a favorite in this house—and today it’s better than ever. Merry Everything, fam 👨‍🍳 🎄 mll
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Hallmark Christmas script incoming
Which is the most ignored generation?
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Just try explaining to a cat that they’re about to fall off the bed.
Have you ever wanted to watch me bus your table? Reserve for our Italian Prix Fixe on NYE! twitter.com/ModernLoveBkly…
@tmazorlig @IsaChandra I just created sugar cookies from Isa’s Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar. I decorated them. The other thing I am partially responsible for is creating Isa. I love being her mom and embarrassing her with my tweets.
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I am so scared to serve vegan sloppy steaks at the restaurant but at the same time I know it’s my calling
Me in 1992, marching, protesting: nazis fuck off Me in 2022, tweeting: should I still make dick jokes on this nazi app?
Hey! Here’s my latest one-pager comic! I don’t have access to the riso lab right now, but I set this one up with riso colors in anticipation of getting back in there to print sometime soon 🤞🏽 Hope you like itfJ
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Y'all....I made this myself! A surprise for my sweetheart of a neighbor. @IsaChandra
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@Jeshualack @IsaChandra You should create an Isa shelf. I already have one. Oh right, I’m her mother. There’s one missing though. Who took it?
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Waiting for a better billionaire to come along so I can keep tweeting about butts
If you are still on Twitter stay in line
If this is my last tweet I just wanna say th
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Had a good meeting tonight at Adult Children Of Adult Children.
Is this the last week of Twitter or not?
My legs feel like jelly. The cheap kind.
Mastadon is just sitting there 3 screens in not even in a folder.
Yeah but my generation had to cope with liquid laundry detergent that spilled down the side of the bottle when you put the lid back on and it was not easy.
If you don’t come into @ModernLoveBklyn tonight I’ll assume you hate small business.
Is Tinsels & Shit out of business???? twitter.com/isachandra/sta…
Anyone know anyone in Brooklyn that can decorate a restaurant for the holidays. I just need someone to put up lights and tinsels and dreidels and shit.
Some things are best left uns
Shout out to all my homies who had a rough day but then came home and scooped their cat’s litter box and did such a good job that the cat used it immediately. I see you. Your cat sees you. L’chiam bitches.
I installed cameras all over my apartment just so I can find my glasses. #surveillance 🤓
When i say grapefruit you say that may interfere with my medications. Me: grapefruit
It’s literally immoral of you to interrupt me during Love Is Blind.
Do orange cats think the sun is their mom
I have never relaxed and recharged.
The news on Mastadon is waaaay better.
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