Isa Chandra

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Keep getting this ad promoting women laughing at men’s jokes?
Instagram added a “message” thing where “reply” was and I accidentally slid into DMs and I’m mortified
The hardest thing about going vegan is giving up Reggie Bars.
Kurt Vonnegut in cake form. From Oso Good Pan in Omaha🍰f
Game Of Thrones Season 9: Pistol
The 2nd installment of our REBELS & RECIPES series is out! Today's featured guest is Jojo Huxster of @FieldShelter And the recipe she shared -- you won't want to miss it!…
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@VegNews @existentialgia Slicked back hair, white bathing suits, sloppy vegan steaks, white couch. You would have NOT liked me back then.
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Cold curry peanut noodles with (warm) 5-spice tempeh and all the veggies and herbs
When you travel across state lines just for a vegan restaurant and it’s closed on a Thursday
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AMA about minding your business
I WILL BE WAITING - anyone singing along to Time After Time
Bandaids are the most flawed design and everyone just lives with this painful fact.
If you haven’t watched Lovestruck High you aren’t on my level.
Avocado on a bagel is still heaven to me #90svegan
One of my faves that no one makes 🫠…V
Dab some kombucha behind your ears before a date.
Experimenting with can you be on painkillers and not tweet something antisemitic. So far yes.
Update: I was beautiful but I was dying. I got better! I don’t have time to reply to all the well wish…JK lolz I will reply to all the fuck of them. THANK YOU For making me laugh as I went under for real.…
I know the world is a shitshow but spare some vibes for my surgery tomorrow? ISO cats, disco, wombats, pancakes and @ITYSL references✨
Happy Birthday, Tim! For your birthday I got you a wreath. The guy at the store said he had the same one, he said it works great.
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1. So much hostility and confusion from people who saw me (on a Zoom) wearing a mask in my office this week! The question is: Am I crazy, am I virtue signaling, am I fear mongering, or is there some rationale to wear a mask in a private office? Let’s discuss! 🧵
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Answer honestly: have you ever left your house?
Bought a piece of local pottery today and tried to talk about the pottery show with him and he wasn’t having it even though I said hessian.
Just found an entire thread attacking me. My name wasn’t mentioned but it was all about hating Fugazi and like I can hear you.
If we were all on The Circle for a month we would end COVID. But we need those couches, ferns and accent walls.
Rhubarb planted a decade ago still giving
Don’t you love when a cat freely gives of his tummy?
Threw together a little vegan charcuterie from scratch, only took three days.
You stupid fucking idiots.
Putting the cutie in charcuterie!
It’s like Somewhere Out There but with powder.
And that very night her brand “Not For Balls” was founded.
Navy is like gluten-free black.
It would make me more comfortable if my body powder explicitly stated “not for balls” on the packaging.
My annoying neighbor is watching The Circle with the volume turned way up and screaming opinions at the tv I need to move (this tweet was written by my neighbor)
Someone misspelled chikalenys and now they’re ass out.
Chick’n Spaghetti from Chiksleny’s. People can change🍝#itysllm
Juices from @ITALVITALLIVING at Aksarben farmers market today. Yes there’s a neighborhood in Omaha that is Nebraska spelled backwards and that is a totally normal thing to do. Juices were so good! Support vegan business.
I’m having lunch at @IsaChandra’s vegan restaurant @ModernLoveOmaha and everything is amazing. Why WOULDN’T you eat vegan? (Thanks for the rec @joshjmac 🍽)
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Hot food trend: potato salad on mashed potatoes🥔🥔🥔
Shrooms & Grits! Say yes to brunch. Saucy, spicy cherry tomatoes with chickpeas and mushrooms all over creamy grits. Topped with crispy oyster mushrooms seasoned with Old Bay. Brunch just got brunchier! This is also gluten-free and has no nuts or soy, for those who celebrate🌶S
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I will admit I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts yes I am
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Mostly the birds get the strawberries as it should be
If you’re dragging around a hard case wheelie suitcase I assume you’re heading to a reality show
This mourning dove will never know tax breaks for billionaires.
Happy oriole. Doesn’t know what the Supreme Court is.
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