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Today's #WorkingFromHomeChallenge - The Great British Stare Off:
1. Identify a group video call in your diary
2. Look at the attendees
3. Choose your combatant
4. Throw down the gauntlet before the call starts
5. Lowest number of blinks during the call wins
Acrostic poems
Contain a word
Running down
On the
Side of the poem using the first letter of each line
That's what acrostic poems are
In
Case you weren't sure what acrostic poems are
Today's #WorkingFromHomeChallenge
Sneak an acrostic poem into an email (minimum 7 lines)
Judges "Make a cake to represent your big fear"
Caroline "I'm making a rat cake as I'm scared of rats"
Tan "I'm making an old cake as I'm scared of ageing"
Joel "I'm making a tall cake as I'm scared of heights"
Johanna "I'm making a dog cake because I love my dog" Ermm. #GBBO
If Tan wants to make a cake that represents his fear of ageing, he should have started it a month ago so it could be all stale and mouldy by now. #GBBO
Johanna's done a great job of dishing up her cake. No surprise that she's good at...
[wait for it]
...serving.
#GBBO
"Any advice for the technical Prue?"
"This is all about squares and rectangles"
Reckon they're making potato waffles? #GBBO
Things we did absolutely not want to hear and/or think about this evening:
"GUMS. They're like skin."
#GBBO
First series of Bake Off: "Are we allowed to say soggy bottoms? Is that allowed on TV?"
Latest series of Bake Off: "NICE BIG BUNS"
Give them an inch and they take a yard...
#GBBO
There's something deeply unsettling about watching Joel wear an apron (inside clothes) on top of a denim jacket (outdoor clothes). #GBBO
Paul: "These are celebrity bakers, I'm not expecting perfection."
Also Paul: "I'm expecting eight perfectly formed, perfectly shaped, perfectly flavoured, perfectly decorated eclairs which are perfectly perfect."
#GBBO
Johanna Konte's on Bake Off tonight. Here are some baking tennis players.
Johanna Scone-ta
Roger Breaderer
Andy Muffin
Soreen-a Williams
Maria Sharapavlova
#GBBO
A receptionist emails everyone "Lord Sugar will Skype you now". Cue awkward small talk between candidates as they join the call one-by-one. Claude can't get his video working. Karen doesn't realise she's on mute. Alan starts shouting at someone and then their toddler appears.
It's Alan Sugar's birthday today. Can't wait for the new series of The Apprentice where they do the whole thing on Skype.
TODAY’S #WorkingFromHomeChallenge
Write an entire email with your toes. (Minimum 40 words)
It's #Fridaythe13th. Stay safe out there and steer clear of the following:
• Broken mirrors
• Ladders
• Pavement cracks
• Gone off seafood
• Stinging nettles
• Ancient curses
• Haunted houses
• Orcs
• Poisonous spiders
• Bears
• TV spoilers
• Quicksand
Would you look at that, half five already. Doesn't time fly when you're rebranding? Well, have a nice evening everyone. Guess the final rebrand will have to wait for another day.
Hello everyone. We’ve realised there were a few flaws with our flawless design. We are working to fix them. We’re close. We’re almost, almost there. Think we should have the final rebrand any second now.
This is it.
This is the one.
This.
Is.
Absolutely.
Positively.
FLAWLESS.
We’ve done it everyone. We’ve pulled off the perfect re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebrand.
We've decided to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebrand. But you know what? This might be it. This might be the one.
This might be THE rebrand.
ATTENTION EVERYONE
Marketing wanted to "make the logo bigger" so we've had to rebrand again. Should probably have made the text bigger too, but a nice design overall.
Other things that have been made bigger: the amount of vitamins in our super smoothies.
ATTENTION EVERYONE
We have re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebranded our super smoothies.
More text than before. More vitamins than before.
ATTENTION EVERYONE
We have taken your requests and re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebranded.
Pretty sure someone requested we add more vitamins as well, so we have.
Not to get all technical or anything, but the official amount is "loads".
twitter.com/ashleyncoop/st…
What a beautiful Thursday morning. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, there's birdsong in the air and there's blossom on the trees.
It's looking like a perfect day.
A perfect day for a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebrand.
Our boss: "Another rebrand?"
Us: "Yes"
Our boss: "With rainbows?"
Us: "Yes"
Our boss: "Why?"
Us: "So more people notice our drinks"
Our boss: "Why have you posted it at 10:30pm?"
Us: "So no one notices"
You all should have gone to bed by now so hopefully we can quietly sneak this subtle re-re-re-re-re-rebrand out without anyone noticing.
Please dream about vitamins.
How they look isn't important. What's important is the VITAMINS. And how they look. (Great.) twitter.com/SiobhanMoore90…
Look, can we stop thinking about the Comic Sans and START THINKING about the MORE VITAMINS?
The Comic Sans was good though.
twitter.com/Natalia_7110/s…
Where exactly were you this morning, Ben?
Where were you when we were flying the Comic Sans flag loud and proud?
WHERE WERE YOU THREE RE-BRANDS AGO?
twitter.com/_benjaminwalke…
ATTENTION EVERYONE
We have re-re-re-rebranded our super smoothies.
They now sport a sleek, modern look, designed to speak 1000 words.
However, there are only two words they need to speak:
MORE. VITAMINS.
Using our labels to speak a thousand words does sound like a good idea. If only there was some way of doing it...
twitter.com/Amarghh/status…
Now you mention it, there is a certain lack of imagery, isn't there?
twitter.com/JTKiri88/statu…
ATTENTION EVERYONE
We have re-re-re-rebranded our super smoothies. Our thinking process was as follows:
Works of art
Words of art
Word art
More WordArt. More vitamins.
Please stop saying they were made on WordArt. We will NEVER make a rebrand using WordArt.
twitter.com/Kymz/status/12…
To re-clarify: Our re-rebrand was not made on WordArt.
twitter.com/Kymz/status/12…
To clarify - These were not made on WordArt. They were made using the Adobe Creative Suite, a serious design software package for serious designers, like @BlandyClaire.
twitter.com/emmahansonwhit…
TODAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
If you do take an umbrella it won't rain.
If you don't take an umbrella it definitely definitely will rain.
Oompa loompa oompitty ay, today is #WorldBookDay. A magical day when Muggle schools are filled with Harry's, Hermione's, and Hobbit-sized Gandalfs. Horrid Henry's play with Terrible Tudors and A Very Hungry Caterpillar doesn't finish their lunch.
Has anyone seen Wally?
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