I’m here to tell you that consulting is actually when dads go to work and come back
Master’s students: I’m getting a Master’s
princess diaries 2: 2 princess, 2 diaries
Bolsonaro’s met worth will truly shock and disgust you……….
It’s a Brazilian dollars 😏
maybe nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend really needed to pee???
(bc pee is stored in the balls)
One consequence of dating a white man is that servers at asian restaurants don’t give me chopsticks anymore (◕︵◕)
Every time I ride the CTA green line, I am fighting for my life
hey nice ethical dilemma bro where’d u get it, the toilet store?
corporate PR: we 🙈 see you, we 🙉 hear you, we 🐝 believe you 💓
Cat fell asleep on bed. Made the bed around her.
insult your enemies by calling them “stinky”
My boyfriend: *talks about the beatles*
Me: okay but literally, like, who cares
ok but get this: an early 2010s Tumblr themed party where everyone dresses in galaxy leggings, eats nutella, and greets each other with “rawr” x3
i simultaneously want
(1) to keep the momentum going on simone biles’ positive impact on destigmatizing mental health, and
(2) simone biles to fade out of the news cycle so i can stop hearing all your horrible takes and realizing how little you value mental health
me 32 seconds after boarding a plane
here’s a drawing of what every girl’s boyfriend looks like
u ever break up with a man so hard he uses his remaining wealth to flee to space?
got into a ride share yesterday and the driver had loose caramels so u know i num num nummed that sh*t!!!!!
i b watchin never have i ever and i also b cryin
hello welcome to npr news. today’s topic? life: a highway, or a society?
here to discuss are local subject experts lightning mcqueen and the joker.
in this episode, we—
what a girl wants (2003) feat. amanda bynes takes on a different meaning upon watching the crown
i’ll kick the delta variant in the throat
a quiet place 2: 2 quiet 2 place
just saw someone in my incredibly crowded subway car dip to-go chicago deep dish pizza into ranch. nature heals
thinking about the time my food courier sent me this chaotic and unkempt pic of myself. why
What makes biking dangerous is all the cars. What makes the bus so slow is all the cars. What makes it so everything is too far away to walk is all the space we have to reserve for the cars.
matching cowboy possum t shirts? matching cowboy possum t shirts!!!!
on june 1st i stop being asian and start being gay
shawty got one hand on the wheel, one hand on the thigh 😏X
now that the crop is gone, i can show you exactly how lorge gigi is
*sighs* time to start cyber bullying my bf
felt cute this morning!!! feat. kitchen window sunlight 🌞4
the way gigi likes to crawl into my bed like a human really gets me sometimes
look, i’m just trying to look hot at the cheesecake factory—