Stepped out the shower, looked at myself in the mirror, and said…”What are we doing?” 🤦🏽♀️
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From my first hour special Tongue Untied, 2003. Still holds up, but the conversation is more like, do I have enough N95’s? why won’t these fools get vaccinated? When can I get a booster? Is Dua Lipa and Doja Cat the same person?
And of course he hasn’t flown commercial in 5 years, not after making millions ripping off the country for 4.
Hey y’all, some guy replied, “Steve has asked me to let you know that he is not on your plane, and has not flown commercial in 5 years.” Ok. It all makes sense now, because while deplaning, this “Steve”offered to help someone with their bag…so unlike the Steve we know & despise
I gave him the stink eye at baggage claim. And my stink eye is on another level.
🤦🏽♀️Y’all, Steve F’n Bannon is on my flight. I’m gonna double check that this plane stops in Albuquerque first before it continues on to hell.
When I’m on the road, I like to eat sensibly 🥗 🇬cn9
This baby gave me $7 on my 7th birthday.
Colin all Wanda fans! Watch tonight!