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alright you goons are not helpful
haven’t taken a long shower in awhile so I’m really enjoying myself rn
what should my icon profile pic thing be of
i want a new icon but can’t pick something so excuse me for a lil bit as I change it 3 times every minute for the next 5 hours til I find one I like
I spent over 30 min hand sewing extra Velcro and support stuff on Scottie’s fly sheet because the belly band Velcro keeps getting coved in mud and stuff from him scratching his belly on the ground and all this mfer did was complain I brought him outside later than he wanted smh
update on my ridiculous animals: panther is acting as if his toe was never injured and it’s almost completely healed! yay. Josh’s swollen foot is definitely decreasing w the higher doxy dose and it’s not hot anymore. yay! but Chad’s foamy eye is being stubborn 🙃
Happy Father’s Day to my dad, who once forgot the word for transgender and referred to me as a transformer
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The host was like ITS EXTRA PROTEIN when one of the guys tried to jack off into the audience and all I could think of was @HorsesAreBetter
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he gets a big clean bowl with fresh water in it multiple times a day yet drinks out of literally anything
me when my $4 flip flops broke from me doing barn chores and wearing them everyday for a week
me rn between adam moving away, Josh’s foot, Chad has foamy eye, Scottie’s skin is throwing 273 tantrums at once so we’re having the vet give him steroids, my Lyme diseased ass is acting up extra now that it’s hot out, the list goes on and on!
my mom has been rearranging the entire tack room and most definitely did not intend for these silly boys to use the corner beneath saddle pads as their place to be lunatic drakes and try to k!ll each other
was minding my own business playing my puzzle game when these hooligans came waddling in like they own the place
pulled up at the barn and my ducks and panther came running to greet me LMFAOOOOOO
hannah baker weak as fuck i get 20 new reasons every day and i still keep it pushing
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my mom made dinner but I want chipotle:(
Josh’s foot is only warm now compared to being super hot!!!! part of the swollen areas aren’t as swollen anymore too. i was about to lose all hope considering he was on 50mg doxy 2x day for 10 days and now he’s been on 100mg 2x day for 4 days. I’m like damn mycoplasma go away bro
unfortunately between the tears from last night and today + the amount of sweat dripping on my lashes made a lot of them fall off so I took the rest off and will redo them in a week or something when I’m not crying all the time lol twitter.com/HorsesAreBette…
“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this
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i am not okay 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
The tale of a 30+-year-old Nice Guy™ and a lesbian in 3 scenes.
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I’m not sobbing again NAH
eyelash extensions directions specifically mention: no crying for 24 hours me rn
me in the bath rn crying at the fact adam is actually going to move over 1660 miles away :-)
I love crying in 7-11 while I buy wine and wish he had added “im just kidding LOL” after that
“deadass” is a question, reaction, and confirmation
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at my house the sun was shining. at the barn it is storming like there is no tomorrow. omg
Last night I ordered 4 others LMAO I’m getting ahead of myself
this is so exciting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is everyone today ??????
mycoplasma synoviae is the worst thing I have ever had to deal with when it comes to ducks holy shit peach’s toe was a walk in the park compared to this
In other news panther’s toe is healing wonderfully and josh’s whole ass foot is a lot worse so I’m going to be calling the vet tomorrow even tho last week they said it was looking better 🥲 mycoplasma can suck my dick!
I just don’t know how to calculate it ?? since I’ll be using her truck her trailer and her card to buy diesel. Idk if the charging per mile thing works with it since it’s all her stuff and it’ll just be my time I’m charging for
ok people I need opinions! how much would you charge someone to trailer their horse around *using their own truck and trailer* basically I’m going to be charging for my time + any grooming/tacking up/cleaning the trailer and adding hay etc etc I’d have to do
Everyone meet Ollivander aka Ollie.
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social media spirituality messing w y’all heads bad. you not losing friends bc you “vibrate on a higher frequency” you’re a bad person and owe them $20
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Omg I have the option to downvote tweets now. Amazing.
i put on sunscreen before i mowed but I know damn well my pale ass got fried anyways. now I look like mr. krabs
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