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SCOTUS: “Let's return abortion regulation to the states.” Kansas: Votes to uphold access to abortion. West Virginia: “Not like that.” jezebel.com/west-virginia-…
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You will definitely enjoy this: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/epi… Also- everyone should try comedy audiodrama! It's cheap(er) to make so you get loads more creators people. @oblivitypodcast @WeFixSpaceJunk @MarsCorpBase and Bubble from @MaxFunHQ (which also features @hodgman) are all A+.
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It's official: #NY10 is between a conservative heir who waffles on critical issues like abortion bans and a climate champion who has spent her life fighting for progressive causes. Choose your fighter.
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Hey #NY10 - vote @yuhline, please! Early voting is open now. Election Day is 8/23! twitter.com/sunrisemvmtnyc…
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It's National Relaxation Day so let's go down the shore with the podcast of our 2017 event with John @hodgman and his book Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches: bit.ly/3Qt3Boh
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Comedians aren’t brave. We are narcissistic weirdos who can’t function in a traditional work environment so we point at things and say “isn’t that dumb?”
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So many glasses on so many snap back brims. At least we can easily know them by their shared, shitty plumage. But now I really need to shave my terrible beard off. twitter.com/sifill_/status…
Thinking we have a profanity problem when in actuality we have a motherfucker problem.
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a man couldn’t even be bothered to give the mother of his children a decent burial
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Oh, website checkbox, yes I WOULD like you to remember me on this device. But I also know that no matter how many times I check you, you never will. Thank you for reminding me how to deal with the narcissists in my life.
📷 I have been off sosh meeds for a spell while working on UP HERE and then not working at all a little, but I need you to know about this important new phrase: WIZARD BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS. Get the context and a lot of Subaru conversation on...tmblr.co/ZVV4wwcRfwMFaa…G
Judge John Hodgman lays down the SUBARULE OF LAW! Should John be allowed to get his dream(?) car, a vintage Subaru Baja? WHY NOT A BRAT? Click a link to hear the verdict. bit.ly/JJHO579 #JJHO bit.ly/JJHO579
I’m watching Dicktown and I truly did not expect an entire Animal Crossing episode
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Rewatching #DickTown on this sweltering day. ✅ Perfect for this NC to NYC transplant. #weekendsinNYC
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doing another hotsy totsy at harlowe aug 25 & this time im co-hosting with the hilarious @theashleyray!!! w sets by @BabsGray @ayobrobro @ru_on_the_web & @EJhavingfun also, i decided to bring ska back with this flyer eventbrite.com/e/hotsy-totsy-…
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I would love to release my warrants but they are currently under audit.
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Paging through rental listings and trying to figure out which ones are scams? Not sure if what your landlord is asking for is legal? Wondering what help is available if you’ve gotten an eviction notice? Join the #PricedOut housing Q&A on Reddit: wgbh.org/news/local-new…
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BEST SHOW TONIGHT JEFF TWEEDY! A LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM MIKE KROL! 9PM EST/6PM PST TWITCH.TV/THEBESTSHOW THEBESTSHOW.NET #SCHARPLINGSUMMER
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Don’t worry, Senator. You’ll have plenty of time off to make the next family reunion. #OpenMike #CountryOverParty
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📷 Does this “mayoknife” deserve to hang with the other knives? Listen to this week’s JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN to find out. Also settling disputes re: the proper way to eat Lucky Charms and Igor, Destroyer of Worlds. Navigate tobit.ly/JJHO578h or...tmblr.co/ZVV4wwcPfOySii…V
Her name is Michelle Manley Morrow and she is running for the Wake County School Board in NC. .@FBI
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This week, your JUDGE (me) JOHN HODGMAN settles disputes, from Marbits to Mayo Knives, plus an ode to MONTREAL BAGELS! bit.ly/JJHO578 #JJHO bit.ly/JJHO578
HUGE NEWS!! Along with my friend @HrishiHirway —the genius behind @SongExploder— I’m launching BOOK EXPLODER, a podcast that digs deep into writing. Subscribe and listen up!!!
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The result tonight in Kansas explains why so many Republicans have spent the last eight weeks saying that Dobbs is basically a huge nothingburger that barely changes anything. Nothing to see here, move on, etc.
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I am begging pollsters and strategists to understand that passion is on the pro choice side, and that one of the jobs of your candidate is to make abortion an issue, and not just read a poll, see choice polling second or third, and talk like a robot about whatever polls first.
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I've seen enough: in a huge victory for the pro-choice side, the Kansas constitutional amendment to remove protections of abortion rights fails.
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I just tore through the second season of @hodgman and David Rees’s cartoon show “Dicktown” and I enjoyed it very much!!!
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hey I have a show at the @ElysianTheater on 8/19 with very special guests @Blacktress and @ZachNoeTowers, and any help boosting would be greatly appreciated! elysiantheater.com/shows/riverbut…
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1/4 When I was a kid, my parents liked to go to the theatre, to see both stage plays and shows...musical reviews and the like. One night (mid-60s) they went with friends to a show called The Jewel Box Review. Next day, when I looked at the program, I said it looked like
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Mary Elizabeth Coleman works for the only firm in MO (that I know of) that specializes in anti-choice litigation. If her out-of-state abortion ban became law, it would give her specific firm a windfall of potential clients. She would literally reach her professional zenith.
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🧵This thread is about who I met on January 21st, 2020, while moonlighting as an Uber driver. Jefferson City is a sleepy town on Tuesday nights but I signed into my driving app, knowing that I could always count on a few legislators needing a ride home from the bar.#molegg
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We're back on Wednesday with another bunch of killer comics! I'm talking people from Hulu, Comedy Central, and their own viral TikToks! @Eitanthegoalie @curlycomedy @andrewtavin @potatoharpoon eventbrite.com/e/we-have-fun-… #free #comedy #NYC
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BEST SHOW 24 | PART 4: JOHN HODGMAN! KEVIN CORRIGAN! ANDY KINDLER! CINNAMON BOYS LIVE! SLICE OF LIFE! NOW AVAILABLE thebestshow.net #BestShow24
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4srs Dicktown is great, Hodgman and Rees have amazing chemistry. I know many of my moots are into Venture Bros and/or Archer, big similar energy. It's on Hulu, check it out before it becomes cool.
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I kinda fuck with Dicktown. Idk that this style of comedy goes well with this style of animation though. I'm also pretty high.
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@GriffLightning The way you yell “motorcycle” on Dicktown absolutely kills me every time. Like almost crying laughing. It brings me so much joy.
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Methinks we can stop saying methinks.
🎶 Slow down, you move too fast We’re here to kick your fucking ass �M6
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Attention @Channel4 please commission this programmmmmme. I added extra Ms to entice you. twitter.com/elizmccracken/…
Pat Toomey + the Senate GOP tanking a bill that guarantees lifesaving care for veterans? Pretty disgusting sh*t if you ask me Let's get Republicans like him the hell out of DC + get our veterans the care they deserve. thehill.com/policy/healthc…
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Dude, you're literally from Jersey. I bet you don't even know how to pump your own gas. twitter.com/DrOz/status/15…
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📷 East Village, Wednesday. DUNE’s street team got the job done. (at East Village)instagram.com/p/CgmKpawLJyJ/…5tmblr.co/ZVV4wwcNLEHzqi…7
Here are Senate Republicans celebrating after they blocked a bill earlier today to help veterans who have been exposed to burn pits…
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Let’s be clear: Susan Collins is attempting to hold hostage a vote that would protect marriage equality because Manchin isn’t going the way she wants on an unrelated bill. Her support for basic human rights apparently hinges on an unrelated process.
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