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adam driver just turned me into a horse girl
A dog's idea of what makes a party great might be wildly different from the party ideals of man. In fact, what we consider "rad" could very well be a dog's nightmare. In my dissertation, I will argue that Spuds MacKenzie may have been in a living in hell his entire adult life.
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American cinema peaked with Rugrats in Paris
And as the smoke from California wildfires thousands of miles away blanketed Manhattan, I couldn't help but wonder...if something as massive as the climate can change, could Big change too?
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The Native American Agenda - Retaking Boston: Phase I complete
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life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg and that's because we failed to act fast enough on climate change
My new life goal is to run into Dolly Parton in an antique store. twitter.com/toronodon/stat…
Jennifer Coolidge. An ICON. We stan. Wig. ( cc: @HBOMaxPop)
Honestly, it is the best dark and deeply funny television currently being made. (cc: @hbomax)
The White Lotus on HBO is so so good and I am not just saying this so they send me an influencer suitcase (@HBO DM me for shipping details.)
Bob Baker Marionette Theater returns! 🎉 On July 31, the people and puppets are elated to open their doors once more, welcoming guests back into the theater for the first time since March 2020 ✨p
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Netflix Fires Marketing Execs for Criticizing Bosses Over Stupid Fedora with Safari Flaps twitter.com/THR/status/141…
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the cowboy hat is such an operatic detail to the whole thing
happy 20th birthday to Ghost World, a foundational text that I think about several times a day
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White House aide greeting a gen z celebrity who’s there to tell people to get vaccinated
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Saying this on Twitter is a little bit like yelling into a bucket but screw it: we need a Manhattan Project style carbon capture program IMMEDIATELY. And need to be switching over to solar, wind, hydro NOW. Where is the leadership? twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…
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always stick to your dreams. @TheRock didn't get a critically acclaimed sitcom chronicling his journey to being one of the most popular wrestlers and highest paid actors of all time until he was almost 49
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“Disco sucks” is the biggest lie the boomers ever told us.
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are you wearing the...? the coat with pockets full of stones as I wade into a rushing river? yeah, I am.
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Unvaccinated people complaining about LA bringing back masks
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I can’t imagine a story more relevant to my interests
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There is already a Loki attraction at Disneyland and it's called the horrifying realization of seeing 10 other versions of yourself in line for The Haunted Mansion.
those who attack billionaires in space don't realize the hopes of so many people to see billionaires blow up in space
Thrilled to announce a new set of personality traits I'll be dropping later this summer.
The Amanda Show is a clear predecessor to I Think You Should Leave.
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Excited to announce I’m starting work on my passion project to build a drive thru place that only serves a nice shrimp cocktail you can put in your cup holder and eat during traffic.
LA just asked everyone to cut their water use by 15% and NYC just gives it out for free on the subway. These liberal cities, folks!
Hearing some buzz that the new Mayor of Los Angeles will be Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
"For sale: brain cells, never used."
Firenados in northern California. Ocean fires in the Gulf of Mexico. Subway waterfalls in New York City. A heat dome in the Northwest melting power cables, killing hundreds and frying marine animals. I have been told that combatting climate change is expensive. Compared to what?
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So what age were YOU when you started hiding your painful sincerity and earnestness under a thin veneer of cynicism and hostility
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life hack: set your expectations at the same level as a one star review written in all caps
if you can’t handle me at my worstie you don’t deserve me as a bestie
sure the weight of existence may be crushing but with enough cold brew you can at least vibrate under it
By tweeting this I have called dibs. @WGAWest
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