Sorabh Pant

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Shops in Chandigarh just hit different.
'All I want from readers is a five-star rating on Amazon. I want you to be amused by the book and think of it as a value-for-money purchase.'Catch our author @hankypanty at his candid best in his interview to @mid_day about his book #VoteForPantButDont…
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Virat Kohli being unnecessarily passive aggressive with the opposition is one of the first signs of him being on the verge of a 100.
12 year old kid in my building is unimpressed by all the adults in the building but, talks to me because I once played #Minecraft
#collaboration Cup pe kiska naam hai ye toh time will tell. Main to yahi kahunga ki   Confidence hai ye achha KKR ka game hai sachcha   Cheer karo, yaari dikhao, @KKRiders fans! #No1YaariCheers @No1YaariCheers #No1Yaari #CelebrationsPartner…
Finally found an offline app that delivers groceries in under 5 minutes. It's called The Kiraana Grocery Store Under My Building. #disruption
Nothing short of awesome. @lakshya_sen + @srikidambi + @Shettychirag04 +@satwiksairaj heroic behaviour! First ever win for India in the #ThomasCup Watch it all here, if you haven't --->…
David Warner went out of the way to show he's a fan of Virat Kohli. #PBKSvsDC
#collaboration Love the spirit, but here’s what we have to say. RR ke peechhe hum hain, Team me humari dum hai @rajasthanroyals fans chalo cheer karo, yaari dikhao! #No1YaariCheers @No1YaariCheers #No1Yaari #CelebrationsPartner…
Yes, you read that correctly, add a spark to your lazy weekend by reading the first chapter from @hankypanty's book #VoteForpantButDont here:…. Happy Reading!
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Heading to Chandigarh for shows this weekend. With both kids. Any fun things I can have them do which doesn't involve completely melting in the 🌞?
90% of life as a comedian is booking the right hotels, hunting the right flights and trying to shamelessly negotiate if a client will pay for F&B. Writing jokes comes much later.
Got to give it to the IPL - they figured out a way to get social media traction on a largely pointless match by switching off the electricity. #DRS
Thanks much! Taken a while to *find* this new 1 hr 'special'. Now, every show is bordering on 2 hrs of genuine joy. Standup, crowd work and topical content. Trying to create real moments with the scripted ones. Shows coming in Chandigarh, Delhi, Mumbai.…
#collaboration “Park street ka craze hai, Humaara captain amaze hai.” I am rooting for our yaars @KKRiders Toh chalo yaaro cheer karo aur yaari dikhao @No1YaariCheers #No1Yaari #CelebrationsPartner…
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#collaboration “Park street ka craze hai, Humaara captain amaze hai.” I am rooting for our yaars @KKRiders Toh chalo yaaro cheer karo aur yaari dikhao @No1YaariCheers #No1Yaari #CelebrationsPartner…
It's the rule. Delhi Capitals can not get a no-ball above the waist in the death overs.
157KMH and the batter’s leg is pointing to the leg side and he smashed it to cover. Hard not to enjoy the madness of all this.
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Wrote a book. My first non-fiction. Don't take it seriously. Some wonderfully toothless opinions about the world :). Check it here --->…
The best thing I've heard anyone chant at a cricket match is a man at DY Patil who repeatedly chanted: "Vodka! Vodka! Cricket hai ek dhoka. Vodka! Vodka! Humme chahiye Vodka!" All alone. No one joined him. Brilliant.
Enjoying Mukesh Choudhary and his tactic of dropping as many catches as possible - so, he has more wickets to take.
If a cricketer jumped out my cupboard while I was recording an IG Reel with my friends - I would not take his advice to make a fantasy team. I'd wonder what the hell that cricketer was doing in my cupboard in the first place.
It almost seems like if you spend ₹ 8,25,00,000 on someone - they may have been worth playing all along. #MumbaiIndians
Unique day for #IPL2022 Kohli scores over 0. Buttler scores less than 100. Ashwin bats faster than Hetmyer.
Super fun "debate" w. @VarunmThakur Lots of silly jokes about elbows, coaches and for some reason - KKR. On #RRvsMi - recorded a few weeks back :). Watch the whole thing here - #ad @CRED_club
Congratulations to Gujarat Titans for defeating Sunrisers Umran Malik.
Really enjoyable how Kevin Pietersen gets truly worked up in the commentary in the death overs. WHACK IT, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FULL SWING, RASHID. FULL SWING!! THEY HAVE TO GO NOW, THEY MUST GO NOW. NOW! One step away from grabbing a bat and doing it himself.
After all that drama. And all those poor stumps putting their lives at risk. And Hardik shoulders being hit. Gujarat Titans might still win!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Can't remember a more exciting bowling spell in the IPL. #UmranMalik shattering stumps and speed records with the same regularity. Absolute joy to watch. #SRHvGT
Abdul Samad seems a terrific cricketer. And I'm sure his time will come. But, this year his greatest contribution to SRH has to be getting Umran Malik in as a netbowler.
Hahaha. Dale Steyn watching with silent pride at both Umran Malik shattering stumps at pace *and* his high intense celebrations. Gold.
Have not been this excited about an Indian pacer since Bumrah first exploded into the IPL. To see Umran Malik and him bowling in tandem would be mind orgasm.
Who is watching Gujarat Titans vs Sunrisers Hyderabad, I'm only here for Umran Malik v Lockie Fergusson. Oooooof. #SRHvGT
The 3rd umpire is called to spend 12 hours to see if Ishan Kishan was out - when he was definitely out. But, not 1.2 seconds to figure an above waist no-ball.
Even the shortest cricket match goes for 4 hours but let’s not check a crucial moment in the match for 1 minute because we need to keep the game moving in case a 14 year old on TikTok gets bored
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The worst part about this is that Delhi Capitals may not win the reason teams play the IPL - The Fairplay Award.
No Ball or not a No Ball. Not sure it should lead to the start of a Royal Rumble.
Delhi Capitals losing a bit more than the match at the end there.
The Ishan Kishan and MS Dhoni conversation would be diamond dust.…
Always enjoyable watching vintage Dhoni be unaffected by winning games. Then have the audacity of telling opposition players *how* they could have done better. #CSKvsMI
Watching IPL in a stadium you notice how the game has evolved. Flying cameras, ball tracking, magic bats, scientific analyses and pitches - incredible modern things. But the food for spectators has not evolved since the 1990s. And some of it was manufactured in the 1980s.
Took my son to see the IPL. Twice. And he had the first of his three ice creams before a ball was bowled. This is all commitment. And warming up correctly.
Watching #RRvKKR at the stadium. In my infinite cricket wisdom, I tell my son, "Chahal has had a tough game. Just needs to get through this last over." And immediately @yuzi_chahal takes a hat-trick. My son has learned early not to trust my cricketing insights.
Mitchell Marsh may have tested +ve for Covid. Conspiracy - After his tough 14(24) in Mumbai, he wants IPL to head to World Cup winning grounds in Dubai?
So is IPL 2022 scheduled for UAE 2023 yet?
How someone can say, "Hardik Pandya has a stiffness in his groin", without giggling is beyond me.
Enjoying @rashidkhan_19 using a Sunny Tonny bat like it's a wand, a table tennis racket, a helicopter propeller. #GTvsCSK
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It says something about my eternal dilemma about cricket vs stand-up that I smiled more at the sight of @hankypanty celebrating Hardik’s 50 with his kid on the television than at the fact that Hardik scored a 50…
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Yes! It was sweaty, loud, wonderful chaos. The son and I had an absolute ball. His highlight was @hardikpandya7 's 50. Mine was that gorgeous ball by #LockieFerguson Thanks for tickets #1 Gujarati commentator of India @mananspeaks + @gujarat_titans @atherenergy…
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