Sorabh Pant
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Seems a bit unfair - that I've already read 30% of @coach_rsridhar 's book for free in news articles.
The fair way to settle the debate between Venkatesh Prasad and Aakash Chopra is a one-on-one 5 over match, played during lunch in the Third Test.
With commentary by KL Rahul & Shubman Gill.
Enjoyed how @JUnadkat left the test squad.
Played the Ranji Trophy Final.
Came back to the squad, with the Ranji Trophy.
Short flight to Hyderabad.
Just under an hour.
Hoping by time I land - India has not pulled an Australia.
Enjoyed how the cameraperson *hopefully* scanned to the crowd for that Shreyas Iyer shot.
Wishing it was not out.
Woke up at 10:15 AM.
Thought I'd get ready and settle in to a day of Head vs India.
Didn't expect Jadeja and Ashwin to put all the Australian batters to bed by 10:25AM.
India will bat now.
Depending on how they go - *some* Aussie journos can figure whether:
- India doctored the pitch
OR
- Australia bowled brilliantly
There are no other options.
Ravindra Jadeja is *almost* a perfect cricketer.
Excellent bowler, batter, fielder, celebrator.
And then he randomly bowls no-balls as a spinner - to remind us of humanity.
Lolol.
IF that is the true reason - that has to be pretty hilarious.
Like a tanker getting a puncture because it ran over a bee. twitter.com/atulkarmarkar/…
The biggest "expose" of the sting operation on Chetan Sharma was the journalist saying, "Sir, this is off the record."
Friends and mitron -
We are going live now :).
Join in to discuss sting operations, doctoring allegations and sly machinations around BGT. twitter.com/hankypanty/sta…
Super excited to talk about the 2nd Test.
Plus conspiracies about Nagpur practice
Sand in Dharamsala
Kohli v Smith dropping catches.
And more.
Wednesday, 6PM IST:
youtube.com/live/HCHzY2zmb…
W. @collinsadam @beastieboy07 @GeoffLemonSport
Been doing a lot of shows on online platforms.
There is on that is especially *tough* for standup.
Watch the FULL video - youtu.be/pZMzqL94-sc
Retweeted by Sorabh Pant Was consoling a friend who said he was struggling with earnings.
Spent 2 hours trying to make him feel better.
Then he told me how much he was earning.
It was twice what I make.
Now I need 4 hours of consoling.
Happy to still be considered valid for college festivals BCCing me on their *vague* invite for artistes.
This one is definitely trolling me...
Lolol.
"I think inko flight se hi pitch ka rough dikh raha tha."
(paraphrasing)
- Ravindra Jadeja, post-match.
Not sure if this makes sense - but, I *thought* India would win this dramatically and comprehensively.
But, still did not expect it.
Yo @DisneyPlusHS - can we have a 4 hour post-match special of Shastri & DK just talking to Hayden & Waugh?
Willing to pay extra subscription, up to Rs. 132.
Seriously worrying moment for India there.
Axar Patel's bowling average had threatened to slip over 15.
Glad it was course corrected.
Enjoy how all the commentators will do in-depth PhD analysis on Siraj's batting, Ashwin's elbow, Jadeja's knee, SKY's wrists...
But, everyone will keep ignoring Kohli regularly dropping catches.
Never seen Siraj show this much patience as a batter.
Defended 19 balls, without a slog.
Forget Axar Patel - Siraj deserved Axar's 100.
Ravi Shastri is needlessly and constantly trolling Hayden in commentary.
And I'm *all* here for it.
#INDvsAUS on the field.
And in the Commentary Box.
And currently - India ahead in both.
The one time I feel joy that I don't have a stable salaried office job is when there's an #INDvsAUS Test on.
Have spent all day wasting my life watching every ball.
It's Lunch on Day 1 and Australia is still batting?
Absolutely disgusting pitch.
The curator must stand to trial.
Australia should be All Out by now.
Disappointing.
#INDvsAUS
Can't believe I'm getting to watch The Test Season 3, Episode 1-2 LIVE!
#INDvsAUS
This Australian obsession with Ashwin proves that before any big test series - the Aussies are all about Ash.
Been doing a lot of shows on online platforms.
There is on that is especially *tough* for standup.
Watch the FULL video - youtu.be/pZMzqL94-sc
Retweeted by Sorabh Pant One-handed reverse sweep?
Hockey slap shot?
Tennis forehand?
Light saber training?
This is anime level cricket by @Hanumavihari twitter.com/thepraneetc23/…
Been doing a lot of shows on online platforms.
There is on that is especially *tough* for standup.
Watch the FULL video - youtu.be/pZMzqL94-sc
Whether it's cricket or hockey, why does New Zealand always stand in the way of India?
#HockeyWorldCup2023
Enjoying how people are writing PhD theses on each episode of @sharktankindia on LinkedIn.
Doubt even the sharks or the entrepreneurs did this much analysis.
Shubman Gill scores a fantastic 208.
Which is also the number of times commentators have said, "He makes it look so easy."
National Selectors -
"See... see... his numbers are falling. Only averaging 111 this year. Guy is out of form." twitter.com/weRcricket/sta…
Wow.
Love it.
Congrats on becoming Intercontinental Champion @robbieuthappa
"Walking Assassin stepping into the ring..." twitter.com/CricCrazyJohns…
Maintaining a fine balancing act.
Watching India at #HockeyWorldCup while the rest of the family watches Uunchai.
(The son is playing both sides.)
Alright #HockeyWorldCup2023
Let's go.
Let's go.
Been exciting stuff since morning - now India's turn :).
Not sure what Kuldeep Yadav is trying to do here.
Taking wickets?!?
Each one pushes him closer to getting dropped for the next match.
Congrats to Team India.
They have done something bowlers in white ball cricket have struggled to do - get Suryakumar Yadav out.
I stopped getting worked up about New Years after 1999, where Y2K did not make the world explode.
I stopped being joyous about New Years after 2019, when I thought 2020 was going to be a fantastic year.
The best NYE party plan is to stay at home and party from home and bring in the 2023 by staring at each other's drunk faces at home.
This is traffic in Gurgaon on X-Mas weekend :).
Starting early.
Going live now :).
Join us - or, watch whenever. twitter.com/hankypanty/sta…
Last (really) YT Live of 2022.
With @robbieuthappa - future orange cap winner of @ILT20Official.
We talk of Indian cricket in 2022, retirements and whether spidercam should be stamped like a bug (maybe that's just me).
Friday, 11AM IST - youtu.be/dGwB4qwp7VA
My New Years' Eve plan is to take two chairs and place them in front of my window.
Grab a few drinks.
And sit with my wife and laugh at people stuck in traffic.
Last cricket Live of #2022.
The venerated @robbieuthappa charges down the track.
We talk of Indian cricket in 2022, retirement, @ILT20Official and my hatred for Spider Cams.
Thursday, 11AM IST, join us here - youtu.be/qO4aicM3sws
Spider Cam is the most unnecessary technology in cricket.
Now it's attacking players.
It's being weaponised.
It's causing terror.
United Nations must intervene.
Stop the violence. twitter.com/GemsOfCricket/…
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