Sorabh Pant

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Danny Morrison in the commentary: "it's 69/4, that's a tricky position." Imagine that.
Thoroughly enjoying the idea that India's 'overconfidence' led them to lose. Not the fact that Pakistan completely outplayed us. #INDvPAK
This also means, the viewership for all the rest of the World Cup matches is not even going to come close. Unless the same sides meet again! Hopefully by then India will know how to take 1+ wickets. #INDvPAK
Mohammad Rizwan in T20Is in 2021 currently averages 103.75 with a S/R of 140. He's also remained not out 7 times. Absolutely and utterly ridiculous form. #INDvPAK
For over 10 months I've kept the highlights of India's 4th test against Australia in the Gabba unwatched. Today is the day to finally watch that. #INDvPAK
Talk all the tension of the IPL and the PSL of the last year and that's been condensed in 6 overs today. #INDvPAK
He's not bowled yet. But,jJust to remind you that Hasan Ali averages HALF of Shaheen Shah Afridi in T20Is in 2021. Hasan - 14.88. Shaheen - 29.75. #INDvPAK
I can't hear my own thoughts. This is madness. Can't imagine the players. #INDvPAK
Talking of great rivalries, if The Ashes can encapsulate the tension and chaos of even the 1st over by Afridi - it'll be a great 5 tests. #INDvPAK
Rohit Sharma living out the Trent Boult nightmare via Shaheen Shah Afridi. #INDvPAK
The commentators and analysts of India and Pakistan seem more nervous than the players. #INDvPAK
Phew. Warner out after hitting 3 sparkling boundaries. SRH owners were getting nervous there.
Never understood the attraction of Bigg Boss until I got added on my building's WhatsApp group. Reality is the ultimate reality show.
How to do Naagin Dance in kilts? Asking for a friend. #T20WorldCup
Bangladesh beat Australia 4-1 and New Zealand 3-2 in T20Is. Today they've lost to Scotland. Getting the hopeful feeling that literally anything can and will happen in the T20 World Cup.
Rahul David may be my favourite cricketer of all time. Here he talks w. @CRED_club of the origins of Indiranagar ka Gunda, captaincy, wicket keeping and also I get to see his handwriting :). Do watch ---> youtu.be/mN1M0zs3YAk #ad
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Eoin Morgan making some terrific decisions to ensure he needs to play a heroic innings and silence all critics of his batting. #CSKvKKR
My average work day involves pretending to be hard at work to avoid doing any actual work.
Rahul David may be my favourite cricketer of all time. Here he talks w. @CRED_club of the origins of Indiranagar ka Gunda, captaincy, wicket keeping and also I get to see his handwriting :). Do watch ---> youtu.be/mN1M0zs3YAk #ad
New standup video. Been working on this for years - one of my favourites. A *mostly* true story about how I made the Mumbai Indians win their first IPL. With the help of a 'friend'. Watch it here ---> youtu.be/VZ5qR7TDbc0 #MIvsRR
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Not understood this match #KKRvDC match. Maybe @anshuMor @sidudeja @RandomCricketP1 can explain and make sense of this pointlessness. Starting at 11AM IST --> youtu.be/TkHpXrwL37o
Ravichandran Ashwin fielding with the confidence of a guy who won't be dropped from a World Cup side. twitter.com/hankypanty/sta…
Axar Patel bowling with the confidence of a guy who was selected for a World Cup and then dropped for reasons he can't comprehend.
Caught @hankypanty lying on a stand up. (that's actually funny if you read it again) He says he got the MI to win the ipl? Don't beleive me ---> youtu.be/VZ5qR7TDbc0
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Thinking about doing my MBA just so my resume looks more professional when I'm applying for schools for my kids.
Going live with @suhailchandhok right now :). Do join us. Lots to break down - Kohli's anger, the umpiring, loving Padikal, Narine is Rishab and more?, Christian? Right here---> youtu.be/vPNQE2o8_bo
Not sure what this comic is, but saw it in Hyderabad and now I must read it. Especially since its next to OPM.
In Hyderabad - Tried Paradise Biryani for the third time. Was a really engaging experience. Trying to find some chunks of delicious mutton hidden inside 12,000 KGs of rice.
Ridiculous bowling by @shikhashauny Replay of this 100 times. Plus who says head bands don't work for pace bowlers in T20 :). twitter.com/ChloeAmandaB/s…
What a brilliant comeback from the Indian team. Superb game of cricket. Truly inspiring. Hoping this performance also inspires Betway India to make more than that one ad. #AUSvIND
Caught @hankypanty lying on a stand up. (that's actually funny if you read it again) He says he got the MI to win the ipl? Don't beleive me ---> youtu.be/VZ5qR7TDbc0
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An inspired win by Mumbai Indians at the end. But... They should have called me to perform for the players. Would have guaranteed a win - like I did back in 2013. @mipaltan - get in touch for 2022. Here's the standup clip as proof - youtu.be/VZ5qR7TDbc0 #SRHvMI
I meant wide ball not no ball. Calling that incorrectly qualifies me to be an umpire this IPL. twitter.com/hankypanty/sta…
Lol the umpiring has been incredible. That was a no ball by Jason Holder even if Jason Holder was batting.
Looks like Ishan Kishan is planning to score 171* himself.
#Ad | Bring the Band, Baaja, Baaraat because if for some reason you’re not aware, Ranveer Singh is now with @CoinSwitchKuber! Turns out #KuchTohBadlega
CEO: "My favourite books are Art of Deal, Snowball, Eat Money Fart Profit, 77 Habits of Highly Effective Unicorns, Dollars Is Lyf, Bill Gates' biography on Steve Jobs, Jobs on BJs and How to become an ATM." Secretly: "This Tinkle Digest #647 is the shit, dude."
Excited to talk to @katecross16 & @AlexHartley93 today! Much to cover - The Hundred, tweets?, drop in pitches, songs about Harmanpreet, CSK, RCB and more. Before the #RCBvDC / #SRHvMI match i.e. 6PM IST. Set Reminder ---> youtu.be/McZKbC-MRvc
Thoroughly enjoying #SelectDugout for a couple of years now - fun mix of great analysis, silliness and pointless dancing and singing (@Swannyg66 ) and also a happy @imAagarkar is my favourite Ajit Agarkar - not seen him enjoying himself this much since 6/42.
You think Harshal Patel gets really annoyed watching KKR play - because all of them have a Purple Cap? (Felt joke, might delete later.)
This is ridiculously good batting on a tough pitch. Someone needs to tell KL Rahul that every inning of the T20 WC is actually 12 overs.
New standup video. Been working on this for years - one of my favourites. A *mostly* true story about how I made the Mumbai Indians win their first IPL. With the help of a 'friend'. Watch it here ---> youtu.be/VZ5qR7TDbc0 #MIvsRR
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2 Hyderabad comedians that don't support SRH, but are fans of Mumbai Indians. We will find the cause for this dilemma that is more perplexing than Warner. Going live with @rhtswn & @RajaMamidanna now. Here ---> youtu.be/40SjqCJ_Juw
Talking of pace, the brilliant @HarshalPatel23 and his changes of pace have now led him to the 2nd most number of wickets in an IPL season. 3 short of Bravo. Purple Cap > Green Cards.
Ooooof. Can't look away when Umran Malik is bowling. Just bowled the fastest ball in a tournament featuring Rabada, Nortje and Ferguson. Awesome.
Been trying to cancel a credit card for 10 days. After multiple calls, emails and WhatsApps - they finally relented. The card is canceled. And, today - they sent me 2 brand new credit cards.🤦
Hey @hankypanty please perform once more for MI with the 'friend'. They need the motivation. twitter.com/hankypanty/sta…
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