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“If you see a hot chick hawking financial or crypto advice on social media, ignore him.” (Credit: Reddit)
FIFA fined the Mexican national soccer team because their fans used a homophobic chant. Wait til they find out it’s illegal to be gay in Qatar, the country they picked to host the next World Cup... once the slaves are done building the stadiums.
The New York Times in 2018 vs 2021. Spot the difference:
99 Rules To Live By: link.medium.com/3U9YWzx4ngb When it comes to revenge, I’m like a reverse mortgage. I’ll fuck you up for three generations.
#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation.
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CDC: You are no longer required to end emails with “Stay safe.”
If Amazon is in your line of business: Sell now. If Amazon is not in your line of business: Sell now; your business sucks.
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If I didn’t have on @TheCloosCorp frames, the scuba team might still be looking for that trophy… Thank you @TheCloosCorp for keeping me fresh and blocking out the sun (and the haters). New frame out today: The Hermosa. bit.ly/CCloosTB
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COVID is over. Here are 50 things every man should do before he dies: johnlefevre.medium.com/50-things-ever…
"If women really get paid 20% less for the same work, wouldn't a shareholder conscious company just hire only women?"
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The difference between investment banking now and 20 years ago is that now, the customers have bigger yachts.
R/WSB with the $GME kill shot on Wikipedia:
The sun has set on the British Empire.
Finally on Instagram. Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic. Follow: instagram.com/realgse/
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1. Measure yourself only against your previous self. 2. Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats. 3. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack. 4. Never park in front of a bar. 5. Know when to ignore the camera. 99 Rules To Live By: medium.com/@JohnLeFevre/9…
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I found this Danish sunglass startup before they existed in the US... Now, they’re one of the hottest brands of 2021: christopher-cloos.com
.@UberEats paid $7 million for a “support local business” Super Bowl commercial. They charge those local businesses a 30% delivery fee. Those businesses are dying. Uber’s stock is up 250% since the pandemic started.
When Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl, by market cap: AAPL: 5.16B AMZN: 7.32B Market cap today: AAPL: 2,300B AMZN: 1,700B
“The common trait I saw in prison and on Wall Street was narcissism and instant gratification.” - Tom Hayes (My former colleague, after spending 5 years in jail for LIBOR-rigging)
Finally on Instagram. Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic. Follow: instagram.com/realgse/
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New addition to the list: manipulating the stock market. twitter.com/gselevator/sta…
“It’s a club, and you ain’t in it.” @PressSec’s brother:
Spoiler: No one’s going to jail.
I guess r/wallstreetbets forgot about “10% for the big guy.”
The “keynote speech” (cost > $100k) at every single banking conference I’ve ever been to (and I helped organize a few) is so dry, tedious, and vapid that we all knew it was a legalized bribery/kickback scheme. twitter.com/ggreenwald/sta…
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Citadel got a great return on the $800k in speaking fees they paid Janet Yellen.
What’s happening to $GME trading restrictions today is like the equivalent of the government only offering the COVID vaccine at Neiman Marcus to people with an Amex.
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It’s safer to have a laptop full of questionable porn, prolific drug use, and emails documenting corruption with foreign adversaries turned over to the FBI... than it is to make memes about stonks.
I’m old to remember when short sellers were the enemy during tough times... Like when Wall Street lobbied to ban short selling of bank stocks during the Financial Crisis. But now they need bailouts and protection?
Tom Brady (Super Bowl XXXVI) and Tom Brady (Super Bowl LV) Seriously: - don’t drink (much) - eat right - stay in on Saturday nights - exercise - get married and have kids - focus on a job you enjoy, and be good at it
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According to @GSElevator, “This is what a $15 minimum wage looks like”. Exactly right. #MinimumWage laws are a wrecking ball for low-skilled jobs. Higher minimum wages lead to fewer hours of work and fewer jobs for workers with few skills. Econ 101.
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Make sure you’re following us on Instagram: instagram.com/realgse/
“Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.” The Unofficial 2020 Goldman Sachs Holiday Gift Guide (including a list of 12 COVID-inspired ways to give back this year): link.medium.com/p6pO49R69bb
The only gift guide you’ll ever need... The Unofficial 2020 Goldman Sachs Holiday Gift Guide: link.medium.com/rAwOOVIn8bb
#1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.
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The final @GSElevator holiday gift guide comes out tomorrow... Last minute recommendations welcome for consideration. DMs open.
“The best precaution is to assume everyone you encounter is infectious and keep your distance.” I’ve been doing this for years.
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Staring at screens all day is terrible for your eyes. Congrats to my friends at Christoper Cloos, who teamed up with Tom Brady, on a stylish way to protect your health: christopher-cloos.com
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Staring at screens all day is terrible for your eyes. Congrats to my friends at Christoper Cloos, who teamed up with Tom Brady, on a stylish way to protect your health: christopher-cloos.com
This, despite being a few years old (and I guess is new to many people), went viral on Instagram. My collaboration with @carney - How To Be A Man: link.medium.com/VhU7te5Q99
Less than 3 years ago, @GSElevator helped launch an obscure Danish sunglass brand in the US. Now, they are in 500 stores... and today, they signed Tom Brady. Amazing what they have accomplished. Congrats! twitter.com/tombrady/statu…
Bill Clinton hates COVID restrictions more than anyone on the planet.
This is what happens when you prank the wrong guy on a trading floor... (or the right guy) instagram.com/p/B2ErpUMAs5R/
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