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Oh shit, did I need that laugh 😂�1u
Beto ain't playing. #Texas, you can help yourselves. #VoteBeto
Sometimes I'm such a dick head.🤣🤣�X4hX
I have no interest of following him on twitter. But this came across my #TikTok feed and I found it kind of interesting... I might have to keep a tab on this account.🤔s
Don't tell anyone that you hate them directly. Tell them they are the Monday in your life. 😆#brutall #lifecoachingg
"You're a lady, act like one!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual." 😏#comebackss #beyourselff
What does it tell you that Hawley is puckering up for Donald but with his wife, it's just... icky? 😏k
A pet owner client was late picking up his dog today. He's a lawyer and had a deposition this morning. He apologized for being late and said, "well it wouldn't have taken so long if they didn't decide to lie through it." "Deposing #DonaldTrump ?", I asked with a smirk... 😏😆
"You see the mob takes the Fifth," he said during one rally in Iowa. "If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald J Trump 😂😂�#DonaldPleadTheFifthTrumpump
#ReleasetheWarrantDonald The only way that will EVER happen is if a black sharpie is involved.🙄
We have the same sense of humor.🤣😂🤣🤦twitter.com/Elastic_minds/…Ir9w
I can't even tell which way is going up and which way is going down.😳�#Rollercoasterer#insanene#extrememPe
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist.
Has anybody thought about umm... whether the FBI might want to search uh... a certain new grave that was created?😬
Seany has lost it. 🤣�O4
Doesn't take a degree in political science or underwater basket weaving to know that he was selling classified information to the saudis.
'When you're the FBI, they let you do it' 😏#FBIRaidsMarALagoov
More bad news for Donnycon. Federal appeals court says House committee can get Trump's tax returns. google.com/amp/s/www.cbsn… #TrumpsTaxReturns
Just in case anyone might be interested in purchasing my recent watercolor paintings on greeting cards, they can be purchased here via my mom's Etsy store.Only $15 for all 8 images. Each box contains 8 cards and 8 envelopes. Check out her photos too! etsy.com/shop/GADFLYNOT…
Here. A non-politically motivated reason to smile. 😂❤️#dogss#dogsmakelifebetterrl
NOW: Donald Trump is currently searching for a criminal defense attorney in case he is indicted by the DOJ, Rolling Stone reports.
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Saw this late last night.. Gave me a good chuckle. 🤣�#MichaelRapaportrt#truthisgoldenegx
Let the fun commence. 🤣🤣�KG5x
Me scrolling through #MAGA Twitter this evening. It's a two bowl knda night.😆#MarALagoRaiddj
Tonight's FBI raid at Mar-A-Lago falls on a Monday night.. Rachel Maddow starting now!😂
Cocaine-fueled rant incoming from Don Jr. soon. Stay tuned! 😏
FBI raid on Mar-a-lago. The entire staff just hid all the dishes, glassware and ketchup. twitter.com/SpiroAgnewGhos…
FBI raid at Mar-a-lago. 👀
GOP Sen. Tim Scott Claims Democrats Want Abortions Up To 52 Weeks. Oh FFS, Tim.🤦‍♀️#idiotss#GOPLiarssnews.yahoo.com/gop-sen-tim-sc…6
Fellas, stop giving the woman in your life empty and overused compliments like 'beautiful' or 'stunning'. Be different...Tell her," I wanna motorboat your buttcheeks to Barry White." 😏�#goodadvicec#couplesonlyly
Dear math, I'm not a therapist... solve your own problems. 😑
Maybe eating cookies wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮#couldbe#wednesdaythoughtbe #wednesdaythought
I hate when people say "Never say never". You just said it twice...how am I ever supposed to ever trust you again? 😆�#Wordsds#wednesdaythoughtht
Regulate the goddamned guns, not backpacks. Insanity. #Uvalde
The next time you cough and people give you a look, just say, "oh chill...it's from deepthroating." #lifecoaching 😲😏😆
Sorry for all the dumb jokes and shit today. Just biding my time until I can live tweet Thursday's #Jan6thCommitteeHearings 😏
Dating a skinny guy is cool until you roll down the window on the interstate and he flies out like a McDonald's napkin. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I tested positive for COVID-19 yesterday, and I am experiencing mild symptoms. Gratefully, I am fully vaccinated and boosted. I encourage each person in America to get vaccinated and continue to follow the guidelines to remain safe.
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People who pronounce "vase" like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz. 😂�#itsaclassici#itsfunnycauseitstrueue
Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people will not realize that I replaced the beginning of the sentence with an instrument. They have my symphony. 😏🤣#wordsrds
3/ The mother looks at the 4yr old and sternly asks, "And what do YOU want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be fucking Coco Puffs." 🤣🤣#jokeske#tuesdayvibeibe
In the kitchen when the mother asks what he wants for breakfast, he answers," I'll have Coco Puffs, bitch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out.
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