Greg Garbowsky
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Digitally remove him from Home Alone 2 next
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A Fulton County, Georgia elections worker is in hiding for his own safety tonight after a viral video showed him throwing something in the trash. It was an instruction sheet, but the post claimed he tossed a ballot, and the post included his name, address & pic of license plate.
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can’t wait for the Mountain Dew Election Halftime Show featuring Maroon 5
playing sudoku while waiting for the Spectrum tech to come over and fix the internet. I can’t tell if this is relaxing or sad.
Billion Dollar Idea: “Hamazon” featuring two-day online delivery for hams & ham related accessories.
Harry could have at least made pizza appear for everyone before he broke the Elder Wand and threw it off the bridge
HP7 today. Paris & my prediction is that Snape is in cahoots with Dumbledore and he’s not really dead. Just needs some strong coffee.
wow it’s like 15-30 years. I was thinking around nine months. Anyway, Harry Potter 6 is up today. Man i hope there’s some ants in it!
without looking it up, how long do you think the average natural lifespan of an ant is?
the most unbelievable part of Harry Potter 5 is that all these wizards get their news from a newspaper
the fruit flies in my apartment are taunting me at this point. this is what I get for buying a banana and not eating it right away.
just looked at my wallet and tapped it to see if I got any new texts
i’ll never figure out how to open that Softsoap plastic pump thing.
going to use it to make mini-pizzas and also to roll back the years on my face
perhaps surprisingly, Special K Banana cereal has been a dear friend during these uncertain times
i just shook hands with @ParisCarney because we both forgot what it felt like
Congrats Best Musical Theater Album winner - '@hadestown'
WATCH: grm.my/2DVWsLk #GRAMMYPremiere #GRAMMYs
Retweeted by Greg Garbowsky Thank you everyone for making this year possible!! From no music a year ago to @RecordingAcad #grammy nomination today! Incredible!!!!
Retweeted by Greg Garbowsky always happy for May 19th. it’s the day I got a phone call to meet the @jonasbrothers back in 2005 and be their bass player. can’t believe how far this has all come 14 years later and so grateful to be a part of the management team at @Philymack
About 4 months ago I had a random writing session w/ @nickjonas @joejonas & @diplo up in Malibu that wasn’t for anything specific but ended up producing a cpl songs we all really liked...which led to me & the @jonasbrothers collectively getting together at my studio... (1 of 2)
Retweeted by Greg Garbowsky how many airBnB’s are serving breakfast too? my experience so far has been just an airB
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