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assassin snails exist and that’s why Gary is the only snail we’ve ever seen in bikini bottom.
Not that often. There are those that always tip but i usually do like 30 edits and get tipped by 5 or so ppl.
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Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Keep your friends close but your potential organ donors closer.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. even though i have gps i still print the directions off mapquest just in case it doesn’t work bc i’m neurotic.
a harvest moon is when the man in the moon comes down and removes viable organs from donors who die.
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Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Fuck the bare minimum I want the moon and the stars
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Kim Kardashian has recently purchased the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones, TMZ reports.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Kim Kardashian has recently purchased the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones, TMZ reports.
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who say head east for 3.5 miles, go north a mile, you’ll see it on the northwest corner. Then those who say go down to the Taco Bell, turn right, go straight past Bob’s funeral home, you’ll see an ancient live oak tree, turn there.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. my boss asked if i was sick because of my voice but really i was just scream singing old system of a down songs on my commute.
The best part of a Dolly Parton presidency would be the Dolly Pardons.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. just learned about assassin snails and is that why gary is the only snail i recall seeing in bikini bottom.
Just bought eggs at Wegmans if anyone's looking for a sugar mama.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. I am an internet Gremlin and should not be allowed to purchase things after midnight.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. pls for the love of god let jared leto fade into obscurity stop letting him ruin things for us.
Sometimes you see a photo and just know they have bad breath
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Birthday is coming up soon, I better start wishing people happy birthday on Facebook so they do the same on mine.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. When my right hand tries to hold the phone my left hand freaks out like "you get everything else!"
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. I'm really gonna try to not be such a whiny little bitch today.
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Hulk: Hulk like to think those days behind him.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. My son won 3 kazoos and gave them to his sisters and now there’s a kazoo concert so I drove off a cliff.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Man I really thought we were gonna get some crazy tea from Prince Harry's new book. But instead it's just him talking about his mommy issues and weirdly named dick
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. You didn’t install a multi plug outlet, you just plugged it in. If you had, the entire unit wouldn’t come out when I unplug my hairdryer, Steve.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. Welcome to your 50’s. You and your avocado are ripening at the same speed now.
Retweeted by .:RiotGrlErin:. My kid said her favorite subject in school is lunch and I'm so happy to finally figure out what she got from me
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