Elise Andrew
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The absolute indignity of charging past a little old lady with a huge bag on my way up a giant hill in Lisbon, only to have her pass me as I stopped to breathe š©š©
You judge yourself more harshly than others do, especially when admitting mistakes, research shows. Showing this vulnerability improves relationships, and psychologists report in @sciam that "self-compassion" is a good way that helps you show it.
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This one goes out to the many, many people who have dreamed of watching me get hit in the face with a bat.
I hate having to air our dirty laundry, but I feel like I've been left with no choice.
@artfund have an available building for rent in Granary Square but are refusing to lease it to the @vagina_museum.
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Today humanity put a giant dick into space.
The rocket was a funny shape too.
#jeffbezos #BlueOrigin #blueoriginlaunch #bezos
For any confused Americans, Philip is the racist one not the pedophile one. #PrincePhilip
I donāt like to get super personal on here, but Iām feeling very proud. I absolutely didnt cope during the early pandemic - not eating, sleeping, and as you can see, I tore chunks of my hair out. This was my hair in April/May.
Does anyone else ever think about how much you sucked ten years ago, and then get worried that future you will think the same thing about present you?
My timeline is certainly queer-dominated but Iāve seen several videos of Soho and pics of Old Compton Street featured in news articles, and yet not a single one from a street with several straight-bars.
I feel it clearly seems to be done to shift the blame to certain people.
Retweeted by Elise Andrew Black PhD students are seeing their faculty (and supervisors) unfollow them after tweeting on their experiences as Black people.
Wild.
And you wonder why people don't want to speak out.
Retweeted by Elise Andrew How does one find employees so loyal that they will defend me and keep working for me even when my pet tiger rips their arm off?
Just to be clear Iām doing it out of scientific curiosity, not because I ran out of eggs.
Iām going to bake a cake using my own blood to replace eggs. Whereās everyone else at with their quarantine?
It feels like television ads are from an alternate universe right now. Gillette, give up. We aināt shaving today.
For the rest of your life, your first question at the end of EVERY job interview should be āhow did your company handle the COVID-19 situation and how did you support your employees at the timeā.
I donāt know how my life got to a place where Iām having to warn people not to try random drugs just because the president tweeted about them.
If your job has been classified as āessentialā and you cannot work from home, you should be receiving hazard pay.
When we say weāre two weeks behind Italy, we mean it literally
You know how they say if you die at home your cats will eat you, but dogs wonāt? Iām pretty sure my dog wouldnāt even wait until I was dead.
These rats were taught to drive a car.
Find out why here:
iflscience.com/brain/teachingā¦
Retweeted by Elise Andrew Just so weāre clear everyone: we are not. Us gingers are absolutely fine thanks, stop dragging us into your racist bullshit.
Today was a weird day. People keep trying to tell me how oppressed gingers are in the UK.
Itās time. Iām there. Iām officially drunk enough to sing along to āBlurred Linesā.
Commercially available for $85k if you want me to burn your house down too.
The ExMonster from The Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University. This is utterly horrrifying. Burn down the whole convention centre to be sure. #reMARS
Believe the stage invasion was related to this, she was definitely shouting about chicken farms and animal welfare citizentruth.org/activists-protā¦ #reMARS
Something about chicken farms? Does amazon have chicken farms? #reMARS twitter.com/Elise_Andrew/sā¦
āIf five people come up to you and tell you youāre drunk, and you know you havenāt had a drink in a year, you should still go lie downā - @JeffBezos #reMARS
"robots can't feel, but we feel for them" Amazing insights by @grok_ on #socialrobotics interaction at #reMARS. Reminding us that it's our behaviour and our first instinct for kindness that will ultimately impact all of us.
Retweeted by Elise Andrew We create emotional ties with non-human objects. But what happens when we bond with robots? Incredible talk by @grok_ #BlackMirror5 #reMARS @Liberty_IT
Retweeted by Elise Andrew "You'll see a lot of impressive robots here. You could take most of them out with a bucket of water." @grok debunks Terminator at #reMARS She also talks about humanization of robots: "We dont wat a replacement Roomba. We want you to fix Meryl Sweep."
Retweeted by Elise Andrew "You're going to see a lot of robots at this conference, just remember you can take most of them out with a bucket of water" @grok_ #reMARS
Retweeted by Elise Andrew Every era has a field of science that takes dramatic leaps forward. Chemistry in the 1800s, physics in the 1900s. Computing in the 1950s. According to Daphne Koller of insitro, in the 2020s that science will be bio-data engineering. #reMARS
Costs of drug development - can machine learning solve this? #reMARS
Thoughts from followers on this topic? Whatās the solution to job loss as automation takes over? twitter.com/mik_langley/stā¦
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