Dr. Mysterian

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PREDICTION FOR THE DAY: Big monsters, small cities, a lot of running
TODAY'S PREDICTION: Bury a penny in a ditch, make a cross with two sticks, and burn a small piece of paper with a wish on it. If you hear a voice behind you, do not turn to see the speaker, just listen.
WEEKEND PREDICTION: You may feel angry this weekend. Just go with it. Have a rage weekend. All your emotions deserve to have some time devoted to them.
TODAY'S PREDICTION: Cillian Murphy is right behind you! Oh, now he's gone.
TODAY'S PREDICTION: I have encoded the entire future of humanity in the period at the end of this sentence.
TODAY'S PREDICTION: You're going to discover some little habit you have is actually a summoning gesture, which explains all those imps that keep showing up in your house
TODAY'S PREDICTION: If you see a merman or mermaid sunning on a rock, beckoning to you, get ready for a really wild couple of weeks
TODAY'S PREDICTION: Every year, without knowing it, in our sleep we eat between one and five ghosts
TODAY'S PREDICTION: We are all made of star stuff, which is nice, but it turned into a primordial ooze that was sort of gross, so don't get too full of yourself.
TODAY'S PREDICITION: It is actually possible to go down your bathtub drain if you are at exactly the right angle, so be extra careful
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