wint

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all guys wanna do is tell you where their Bonnie lies. Shut the fuck up
cant wait for all nerds on earth to upload their brain to computer so they can be bat man for the rest of their lives & stop fuckinh posting
"If for one day. Just one day, you knew the Pain of having 1.6 million followers, perhaps you too would seek solace, in the DMs ." -Unknown
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We have tried to record episode five for the passed two days now and EVERYTHING has gone wrong, the recorder then pete's mic stopped working
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@Stork_9 Курить не хуй сосать не зря же диспетчера песню написали
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before the trolls leak my finances id just like to state for the record that ispent $6000 on Dr Mario world because i thought itd be funny
watching big mommas house 2 in defiance of attack of small businesses
hm maybe before we help Ladygagas Pit bulls we should find Chinese Investor "JACK MA" because i guess i still give a FUCK about HUMAN LIFE !
just thinking about how ad hominem all you mother fuckers are. and simply laughing to my self enjoying it
in this house, a PIT BULL can believe in GOD !!!
practicing my angry phone calls for when someone gives me COVID. yelling "you gave me covid you dumb mother fucker", "youre Nasty", etc
KitsuneHorace says theres a secret game stop located under the Lincoln Memorial where congressmen are allowed to shop without wearing a Mask
faces ranked 1. soy face 2. Blackface 3. diont like it thats the bottomline
whos the son of bitch who messed my link up
jon stuart sir would you like to take a look at the, frankly good, 1000 pages of ad copy ive written for DiapersYes.com? or are you a Bitch?
my followers are always onm some god damn goofy shit; Theyre absolutely smoking that Urkel
your just a dog from the zoo
sending special kind of energy to my followers that is good/poweful energy normally but immediately becomes dog shit energy if you betray me
all rise for the national anthem, of Jeans
my new favorite shit in my DMs is fake twitter admins who manage to get the verified checkmark but still have usernames like MickeyCar199326
(watching Leno deliver some solid hits against Michael Jackson in the opening monologue) I dont understand. Is he mad at him? Whats going on
GIRL: (after listening to me explain something i invented called Weed Theory for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Did you invent that ME: Yes
since 2003 to this day, me and KitsuneHorace are the only verified winners of the "convert your step dad to islam challenge"
awful, looks fucking dumb, etc
kids are always saying "drew carey invented plinko". Wrong. Drew carey stole plinko from the italians. Drew carey couldnt even invent "2+2".
hockey? ive been known to slap sticks every now and than. had a name for me "the goalie killer". I quit playing when the shit got too easy .
ex-con making $3 an hour shoveling diapers into a river "IF THE MEDIA CANCELLS ME FOR MY BELIEFS IM FUCKED"
society is so much fucking Bitched .....
suddenly getting very upset imagining all the great lottery winners of history gathering around & laughing at me for picking dogshit numbers
"Cold hard cash is the real deal" the quote of ben franken
The C.I.A.is using T.V.Sets as Transmiiters to Broadband Receivers to Listen in on Familys,To create Goverment Policy around the World.
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having a vision of dying completely alone and waking up in a cold sweat to post a Scathing review of a futurama episode i watched 14 yrs ago
i already do this for free 24/7
gorilla glue paid that woman to fuck up her hair and go viral and youre all pawns in gorilla glues game. not me though im a 200IQ journalist
seems more and more of times these days that every one is too much of a PUSSY to wipe my ass and mow my lawn for free
@TomCruise Man I just want life to go back to normal. Watch the new Top Gun movie in an AMC theater, no mask... Ahhhh could smell the pop corn already
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instead of mr peanut dying they could show a guy with a towel over his face grabbing his ankles and waterboarding himself with his own piss
healing the world full power
sensor THIS!!
just obliterated a birds nest with a weedwacker becsuse it could see me jacking off in my house at a certain angle
for anyone out there scrutinizing my steam profile i did not play " chips challenge 1" for 263.3 hours. it should not say that i did
ANNOUNCEMENT: Im developing a game for true and brave gamers only. please have a look at my page, for details: patreon.com/dril
my advisor has told me that instead of trying to "Game the markets" i need to put all my money in 1 of those tall banks shaped like a crayon
getting cancelled cultured for ignoring the haters. whats that you say? ignoring hte haters isnt a crime? IT IS NOW !!
"i nutted in my wife x amount of times and shes still not pregnant" humor is not funny no matter what the number is. even if its like 100000
10 things you must never say to a Soothsayer 1. Got any new Sooths? 2. my cousins kid just made up some sooths. Do you think theyre any good
getting my fuckin Onion sucked
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