what did Steve Jobs smoke to come up with all his famous ideas
(suddenly becoming very somber) no Woman should have to pay over $10 for a Brassiere.
you call this shit rotisserie chicken? I bet this shit hasnt even rotated 1 time in its entire life.
looks like i fucked up yet another date.. but when you get a phone call from "The Demented Dr. Pussy" you absulutely must answer it
user name "harambe_Poop" is selling false home owners insurance. beware of this
your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better
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nobody is respecting the classics. people would rather stab each other to death in the bathroom than respect the classics
I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me
I will shut the fuck up , IF, it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
new idea "Golden money" some times when getting money you will get golden money instead which is worth 10x the amount of normal money
a mystery individual is going around telling girls he invented "The Ass Meme" . you must stop this immediately. only i am allowed to do that
girls will be like "i cant go out tonight! i have a pimple" and then they will get a face tattoo of Baloo from thre jungle book
they done fucked up and made big bird "Woke"
if donald trump tried to drunk drive in front of me i would karate kick the keys out of his hand with perfect precision
I think snipers are the deadliest person on the battlefield, you can never see the shot coming and the kill is most likely instant.
Olive Garden in Iowa city
Texting while driving is dumber than dumb.
Driving while texting should be a criminal offense.
nobody b cares about my POSTS!! every one wants to suck my dick!! Im going to become a maga guy!!! Behave bitches! Behave!
regarding the pep boys. they look disgusting
its me, dan Schneider & SirGamestop sitting in a hot tub taking turns sucking on a prosthetic foot and wondering when the Girls will show up
im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!
When they call Elvis "the king", i can only shake my head. As the only man I recognize as King is reformed pervert President Joseph R. Biden
and for all you stragglers out there who missed the deadline i ordered some extra copies. thats all. shutting the fuck up about this now
well the response to this has been Fucking wild... there are a ton of orders for me to get through so please be patient!! Thank U!!
"The news is so fucked as of late. " - DiaperVoter
to every one who thinks i will get in trouble for posting this.
my idea for adam is the water boy sequel called beer boy where he gives beer to the football player's
smokinh crack cocaine will turn you in to a dumb ass but it also has a 1% chance to turn you into a genius. thats how i become "KING"