Bassem Youssef

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It’s been only four years since I started doing standup in English my second language and this week I am one of the headliners of the @nycomedyfest. Friday Nov 11th come celebrate with me.…
Get your tickets now for my biggest show in New York…
لقد كان #??????_???????? سبب الشهرة وسبب اللعنة في آن، فالجميع يريد أن يرى ويسمع نفس النكات والسخرية السياسية التي رآها سابقا، بل وعن نفس الأشخاص، لذا فقد صعد @Byoussef المسرح محملاً بتوقعات متواضعة للغاية، وكل أمانيه أن تكون خيبة أمل الجمهور أقل مما يمكن
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My version of red-pilling is when I teach people the Boston Tea Party was triggered by England *LOWERING* the tea tax, and the Sons of Liberty were the wealthiest Boston businessmen who made their money smuggling and didn't want the competition.
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باقي اسبوعين على العرض في باريس يوم ١ اكتوبر . اتمنى اصدقائي من تونس و الجزائر و المغرب يسامحوني ع الجريمة اللي عملتها في حق لهجتهم 🤦🏻 . للتفاصيل…vGg
NEW YORK CITY : I am excited to be part of @nycomedyfest on November 11th @tribecapac . Tickets are on sale now . #makeNylaugh
My tribute speech for Jon Stewart’s Mark Twain Prize
On @TheDailyShow, @bassem promised to create the biggest political satire show in the Middle East if #JonStewart would be a guest. But just as #BassemYoussef achieved his goal, the State Department warned against traveling to Egypt due to unrest. #TwainPrize #TwainPrizePBS
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As @bassem's show was threatened for its views, #JonStewart told him to ask himself: "Do you want to do comedy, or do you want to do something that would last forever?" #BassemYoussef doubled down, and eventually had to flee Egypt. He's not bitter. 😬 #TwainPrizee#TwainPrizePBSSF
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"You all talk about his impact in America, but you don't understand the impact that he has outside of America."—@bassem on @jonstewart #TwainPrize #TwainPrizePBS #BassemYoussef
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Join me Tuesday night for a tribute to the legendary #JonStewart alongside an incredible lineup. The 2022 #TwainPrize celebration at the @kencen premieres June 21 at 9/8c on PBS & the @PBS Video app! Details ➡
A lineup of leading performers, including including Dave Chappelle, Stephen Colbert, Pete Davidson, Jimmy Kimmel, Olivia Munn, John Oliver, Bassem Youssef, and others salute Jon Stewart. Tune in Tuesday, June 21 at 8 p.m. on Alaska Public Media TV.
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#JonStewart's "impact far exceeds what he did in the United States."—Egyptian satirist #BassemYoussef Tuesday at 9/8c, @Byoussef joins an incredible tribute to @jonstewart when the Mark #TwainPrize premieres on @PBS & the PBS Video app! 🔗
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Chris Rock should sue Will Smith for everything he owns including the Oscar he just won. #AcademyAwards2022 #willsmithchrisrock
This talk with one of my favorite comedians slash people on earth…
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PARENTS: Join our super WRAD #WordReadAloudDay Book Fest Parents Chat with Vicky Fang (@fangmous), Jennifer Varanini Sanchez, Bassem Youssef (@Byoussef), and Ross Burach (@RBurach), with teacher Barby Garibaldi (@GaribaldiKinder). Tonight at 7:30 pm ET!
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THE MAGICAL REALITY OF NADIA: MIDDLE SCHOOL MISCHIEF by @Byoussef and Catherine R. Daly is now on-sale! 🥳 Click here to buy your copy ➡
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Excited to bring back my show to Los Angeles and Orange County . Three days five shows at the @IrvineImprov get your tickets through
Only 50 tickets left for my show in Montreal 30 October . Toronto still have tickets 29 October . Get your tickets at
A short clip from my appearance with @jonstewart on his new show @TheProblem on @Apple
Behind the scenes with @jonstewart . Will be on the next episode of @TheProblem on @Apple
Tomorrow on @TheProblem we’re talking about Freedom on a global scale. So excited to be with Jon Stewart again
Join me @CarolinesonBway for three nights 7,8,9 October and maybe we will end up eating authentic Egyptian food in the middle of Manhattan. Get your tickets
Here is a suggestion for a conspiracy theory: with the FB whistleblower fiasco, FB decided to unplug the whole thing to scare people off and avoid scrutiny and investigation. It’s like : “You want to stop me? Here is how your life will be screwed without us”. Enjoy !
I am so excited to headline the coolest comedy club in New York @CarolinesonBway . Get your tickets at
جمهوري الحبيب
.@Byoussef is coming to New Jersey! 🎟️ October 1-3 🎟️ Reservations ➡
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I felt like i want to cry after watching @Byoussef on @abtalks I felt tired & need a hug. Because of how racing, turbulent, shielded and seeing Bassem rationalizing every experience to protect himself & survive was playing the patterns i adopt .. He is remarkable & heartthrob
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Upcoming shows in NJ, CT, Tacoma, Irvine and San Jose. All tickets on my website
Caught @Byoussef’s set tonight at The Comic Strip. He was fantastic. I imagine Saturday is sold out (or really close to it), if you hope to catch a show, get on it! Really great show. #YEG…
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#WelcomingWeek "Lameece Issaq's youthful narration captures ... 6th grader Nadia” newly back from Egypt to reunite with her "Nerd Crew” w/ Egyptian comedian & coauthor @Byoussef (w/ Catherine R Daly) narrates several small bits @Scholastic
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حلقه باسم يوسف فABTALKS فظيعه
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حصلنا ساعتين ضحك مع الكوميديان المصري الدكتور باسم يوسف ، شخص في قمة التواضع !
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سعيد جدا بوجودي في الحلقة دي…
باسم يوسف يُحي حفل اختتام #??????_?????_????????? إلى جانب الفنانة الأردنية زين عوض، بحضورٍ من صُنّاع الأفلام المتنافسيين على جائزة #???????_???????. كما حضر الحفل الأمير علي بن الحسين والأميرة ريم علي، رئيسة المهرجان.
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So happy to return to Canada fir the first time since the Pandemic . Will be performing five shows 10-12 September at the Comic Strip in Edmonton, Alberta. Link to tickets here (shows are in English)…
Happy to contribute to this amazing foundation.
@Byoussef, author of The Magical Reality of Nadia, shares what the #PowerOfStory means to him. Learn more about the Power of Story and download the NEW catalog, updated for Spring/Summer 2021, at!
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Amazing first show at the Miami Improv . Two more shows tomorrow night . See you there
This week 19-21 March at the Miami Improv book your tickets through this link…
Two shows left tonight and two tomorrow for @Byoussef for res 330-923-4700 or on line
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اشوفكم الساعة عشرة بالليل بتوقيت القاهرة.
@Byoussef @TammyPescatelli @TomCotterComic. For res 330-923-4700 or on lune Bassem March 11-13 Tammy March 19-20 Pablo Francisco April 1-3 Tom Cotter April 16-17
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The pandemic hasn't slowed comedian Bassem Youssef, who performs this week at the funny stop…
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